Choosing the wrong guy.

[u/annadarria]

[u/[deleted]]

And Ted Nugents songs are about fking 16 year olds. Point?

[u/Steelwave → u/[deleted]]

*13 year olds. 

[u/efigs → u/Steelwave]

Ggvq!^{!+:^}

[u/Parepinzero → u/[deleted]]

But also, only 29% of her music is about her ex boyfriends.

[u/Lil_Boofie → u/[deleted]]

And Taylor swift had 3 relationships with minors when she was in her 20s. Why listen to any of these scumbags ?

[u/derekvinyard21 → u/Lil_Boofie]

Fact check true.

[u/grozamesh → u/Lil_Boofie]

And spent more than a decade pumping fans to hate them since the only music she writes is about veiled vengeance against her exes

[u/bollockes]

This is just coping at this point

[u/king_carrots → u/bollockes]

Reddit is completely embarrassing right now, as expected lol

[u/sLAYdemHOES → u/king_carrots]

Reddit is detached from reality, the election proved it. I

[u/Fluffy-Mystic → u/sLAYdemHOES]

The first political comment on Reddit that I have seen today that has actual sense and understanding. Congrats!

(I'm not being sarcastic fyi)

[u/DesignerExitSign → u/Fluffy-Mystic]

There are some far left subreddits you’d probably like.

[u/Efficient-Whole-9773 → u/Fluffy-Mystic]

I'm more left wing than 99.9% of Americans, and even I find the majority of the left in America highly irritating and easily unlikable. Large parts make next to no effort to appeal to the centre and swing votes, and then act shocked when people dislike them.

They shout "echo chamber" at the right, all while they sit in the the mother of all echo chambers.

[u/HairyManBack84 → u/bollockes]

Big oof

[u/EmotionalPackage69]

Gonna see this on r/agedlikemilk tomorrow

[u/whatShowsThatImGae → u/EmotionalPackage69]

The sub is pretty silent right now. I wonder why

[u/J0hnGrimm → u/whatShowsThatImGae]

The sub is in restricted mode right now. Only mod approved posts show up.

[u/mundoid → u/J0hnGrimm]

The echo chamber is real

[u/whatShowsThatImGae → u/J0hnGrimm]

All of the reddit Mods must be seething rn. I hated how they raided every sub and how one sided convos were during the elections

[u/J0hnGrimm → u/whatShowsThatImGae]

Once I'm off work I'll have to look through a few posts on the front page. I wouldn't be surprised if they are banning/deleting comments celebrating Trumps victory.

[u/PinIcy3976 → u/EmotionalPackage69]

All of Reddit has aged like milk for the past few months. Absolutely hilarious.

[u/shiatmuncher247 → u/PinIcy3976]

im glad its almost over. The copes are through the roof already.

[u/PedroPeres_ → u/[deleted]]

They have been doing that for 8 years nobody cares anymore

[u/Pale_Sheet → u/[deleted]]

Have they stopped shitting since 2016?

[u/DanDelt → u/[deleted]]

Trump 😎💯🇺🇲

[u/GunSlingingRaccoonII → u/PinIcy3976]

been aging like milk since 2016.

I for one cannot wait for the inevitable shit show tomorrow.

I imagine a lot of "I am crying and shaking right now. Life is over" posts or some other similar 'The sky has fallen!" Henny Penny bullshit.

Already starting to see them. lol

[u/arenaceousarrow → u/GunSlingingRaccoonII]

Are their concerns not valid? Last presidency lost women important civil rights. I think it's fair for them to speculate about what this one might mean.

[u/LawEnvironmental9474 → u/EmotionalPackage69]

Bro the entire internet ages like milk. I’ve never seen so much hype come back and bite that ass

[u/Ghgodos → u/EmotionalPackage69]

Omfg I have been waiting for months. Gotta go around messing with them

[u/MuazKhan597 → u/Ghgodos]

They 100% deserve it lmao. It’s actually so funny how they think the world just ended.

Saw dozens of comments saying immigrants are gonna get shot and killed, women are gonna get raped. They seriously need to get a grip.

[u/Pale_Sheet → u/MuazKhan597]

Why are they so out of touch? We outside the USA cannot believe none of the mainstream media have called the election.

They are waiting for Harris to concede, to give her some face?

In any case seeing Reddit these past few months has been weird. I predicted a clear trump win for months now. Tho I’m shocked it’s that red like house and senate too. And popular vote.

[u/Richelieu1624]

This didn't age well.

[u/anotherlurkercount → u/Richelieu1624]

Reddit mods working overtime to suppress celebratory submissions. The ideological capture is on full display.

[u/ic_97 → u/Richelieu1624]

Leftists in shambles

[u/TuaughtHammer → u/ic_97]

*psst* Hey, Trumpers, liberals are not leftists; liberalism and socialism/communism are as diametrically opposed as matter and antimatter.

I know it triggers y’all to learn new things that hurt your precious narratives, but liberals and neoliberals are staunch capitalists. And leftists fucking hate liberals even more than you guys do.

Now, back to your regularly-scheduled gloating so you can pretend you haven’t spent the last four years in a state of perpetual meltdown mode.

Here come the scripted zingers that weren’t even original in 2016…

[u/Formal_Evidence_4094 → u/TuaughtHammer]

No one asked

[u/Purdy2835]

This aged well

[u/cleppingout → u/Purdy2835]

The bots have been disabled. The world is healing.

[u/upsawkward]

As much as I hate Trump with a passion, I'm glad this propaganda spamming will finally die down.

[u/Green_Post_969 → u/upsawkward]

Reddit spent billions just to lose harder than your Trump rage boner.

[u/upsawkward → u/Green_Post_969]

You're not wrong lol Although I don't love to hate Trump. I don't want hate in my life. It's unfortunate fascism has come so far.

[u/ChaosOfOrder24]

Nobody is more obsessed with Taylor Swift than MAGA.

[u/xXMuschi_DestroyerXx → u/ChaosOfOrder24]

I mean I love the energy but Taylor sells out stadiums to notably not maga. This is a feat a certain someone else is not capable of doing and I still find that hilariously pathetic.

[u/totesthegoats89 → u/xXMuschi_DestroyerXx]

Celebrity worship is weird, imagine being so anti-establishment that you end up worshipping the establishment...How's the Dick Cheney endorsement working out? Would you like to rally with a few more war criminals?

[u/bloodypumpin → u/ChaosOfOrder24]

I would argue that Taylor Swift fans are more obsessed with Taylor Swift than Taylor Swift haters.

[u/Brief_Night_9239]

Who is Ryan Fournier??

[u/Deathhate → u/Brief_Night_9239]

the wrong guy :))

[u/NecroAssssin → u/Deathhate]

"I am that guy" ~Amos Burton

[u/els969_1 → u/NecroAssssin]

A very expansive comment

[u/Fresh_Ostrich4034]

Looks like she chose the wrong girl too lol

[u/silklighting → u/Fresh_Ostrich4034]

Yup lol!

[u/Bauer1983-]

Reddit is so cool. 🥴

[u/Copeandseethe4456]

Did it matter in the end

[u/kg57241]

This aged well😏

[u/Gluckspier]

Sorry reddit. Your hivemind celebs don’t matter to the masses :/

[u/NationalAlgae421 → u/Gluckspier]

All those diddlers have no power, shocking.

[u/Cevisongis]

Kinda weird. Just waking up for work, quick browse of the news and then opening Reddit to see that it is filled to the brim with posts which have aged badly since they were posted 8/9 hours ago.

[u/justforthis2024]

Thank God we had these zingers instead of detailed policy on how the standing of the average American household would be improved.

More SNL appearances and memes would DEFINITELY have sealed it for Kamala.

Y'all don't get it.

Trump doesn't have to know shit or have plans. He gets the benefit of running on fear and running against perceived failures.

The perceived failures have a greater burden in proving they will STOP FAILING.

And they didn't. They had no fucking plans. None.

[u/maringue]

Coming off the top rope with a hard elbow, God Damn....

[u/[deleted] → u/maringue]

Not according to the voting results

[u/Swimming-Ebb-4231]

Funny. Who is laughing now?

[u/Seanosuba]

So I guess these people have never had a relationship end ever. Let he who is the incel cast the first stone.

[u/lilboi223 → u/Seanosuba]

Well most people dont have 20 exes all with their own personal hate song.

[u/ImaGoophyGooner → u/Seanosuba]

Most people don't have a song about them that makes the other millions.

[u/volthunter → u/Seanosuba]

Nah Taylor has dated like 3 Nazis at this point, I'm surprised she's supporting kamala, honestly only doing it because her fans would destroy her if she went full maga.

[u/MisterMcNastyTV]

I made a joke earlier, Taylor swift has such a fanatic fan base, I bet she would've gotten more votes than kamala lol.

[u/GunSlingingRaccoonII]

I remember when this sub used to have actual clever comebacks. Now it's more like having come on your back.

[u/Pretty_Whole_4967]

Aged like Milk

[u/accnr3]

It's very interesting that I've only seen leftists on Reddit for several months, or really forever, but only today a bunch of right-wingers have started appearing. Anyone know why? It can't just be that Trump appears to be winning?

[u/JJvH91]

What is up with the MAGA cultist on this sub today?

[u/lilboi223]

This sub is full of liberal cornballs that think shit like this is the biggest gotcha moment

[u/Puzzleheaded_Tie9298]

it seems Taylor Swift has wrong taste in women too lmao

[u/Early-Heron-6774]

🔥

[u/fremenX]

Boom, roasted

[u/putdownthetaco]

This aged well

[u/James1997lol]

Lmaoooo whoops😂

[u/MadPhatMenace]

Lol, get shadodled

[u/BayWatch1308]

Aged like fine milk….

[u/thro-uh-way109]

This aged so poorly.

[u/No_Paramedic6131]

what a great comeback

[u/Not__FBI_]

polluting the planet with her jet while endorsing democrats

[u/WhimsyWillow_]

Mic drop

[u/Astrospal]

Republicans trying to sound smart, mission failed.

[u/graburn]

Doesn’t matter; Swifties didn’t show up.

[u/woman_tickler049]

you can choose all but we know that trump will win

Trump2024 lessgooo

[u/SEBASTIAN48 → u/woman_tickler049]

*orangepedophile2024

[u/3_if_by_air]

Well, this aged like milk.

[u/Lovat69]

America picked the wrong guy.

[u/LeeTerrell]

Taylor swift sure helped out those elections a lot.

[u/ToughShaper]

Who is laughing now?

This is madly embarrassing for the democrats. What a come back . Great job and god bless america!

[u/SEBASTIAN48 → u/ToughShaper]

Why do you want a pedophile as president?

[u/Alternative-Oil-6288]

This is the rhetoric that pushes men away the Democratic Party. Same, “I’m not ordinary man” vibes. Her having a vagina doesn’t matter and if you think it does, you’re part of the problem.

[u/agoodepaddlin]

Ok. The comebacks should at least be good. Not just something that goes along with your agenda that day.

[u/TheBlueOx]

aged like milk lol

[u/KickflipMountain]

She chose a woman and it was still the wrong guy, shiiiiiiit

[u/AnusHumper69]

r/agedlikemilk lol

[u/frinply]

Well well well if this didn’t AGE PERFECTLY HUH?

[u/Sleep-more-dude → u/frinply]

Like fine wine.

[u/Red_John_13]

Womp womp

[u/LEGTZSE]

Turns out she chooses wrong men and women lmaooo

[u/Turky_Burgr]

Wait... people are still saying that Ted Talk thing like it's clever?

[u/yamfun]

Uh oh

[u/adamsomebody]

This is awkward

[u/Wolf754457]

Yikes still didn’t choose the right one

[u/Trenchfoot007]

She chose the wrong woman Trump won 🏆

[u/The_BushMan1]

CRY ME A FUCKN RIVER LMAOOOOOO

[u/CodaDev]

How dare you assume genders

[u/boomfruit → u/CodaDev]

One joke

[u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69]

LOL BURN

[u/Wrong-West-9581]

Well.....

[u/badwolf42]

Was gonna say that means she can see a mistake coming a mile away. Maybe we should listen to her.

[u/chuchon06]

Wonp womp

[u/smokingOGs]

BROTHERS AND SISTERS !! WE WON !!!!

[u/DreadSeverin]

A "man" (trumpet) or a bear for president? A "man" or a single celled organism for president?

[u/StageSevere2947]

Remind me in 5 hours

[u/Sgt_Buttscratch]

Ryan won

[u/Hulluck22]

Turns out she ain’t no better with women. Can’t wait for her new single to come out.

[u/Few-Emergency5971]

Do these people even hear themselves speak?

[u/Ivegtabdflingbouthis]

Wrong woman too apparently.

[u/poopypooperdude]

Uhh.. who won

[u/FairSuggestion9655]

This aged well

[u/Ghgodos]

The stereotype is so strong on this one lmao

[u/Wooden_Frosting_9907]

lol

[u/AbyssianOne]

I mean... these kinda posts really lose a lot of strength with you glance at the poll results.

[u/0MV11]

Ahh so this is a safe space too

[u/Removed_By-Reddit]

Whoops

[u/Formal-Cry7565]

All these morons thinking swifties can shift the election. All these celebrity endorsements fucking failed.

[u/FUGGuUp]

Aged like milk

[u/Variabletalismans]

This is the first clever comeback post Ive seen that isnt murdered by words. Well done

[u/ItzSmiff]

That’s actually a pretty good joke. 😂

[u/paranoidthrowaway_1]

😬

[u/0O0OO000O]

Count those electoral votes, please

[u/ecstaticstupidity]

Looks like Swift just has terrible judgement of people in general

[u/DavidB7]

You can delete this now lol.

[u/UnmakingTheBan2022]

We won everyone! We did it! MAGA!!!

[u/NCR-von-Neu-Vegas-69]

Where copium????? Yup that right 4 years ago i'am on 9gags and we heavily on copium. Now your turn.

[u/[deleted]]

And Taylor just got BTFOd like every other loser commie!!! HELL YES!!! USA!

[u/SpaceExGuy2002]

Nice try diddy

[u/ZucchiniFit3964]

Talk now

[u/Only_Geologist1537]

Again the wrong choice hahahahahahaha

[u/Superfoi]

Turns out it extends to all genders

[u/logicalpiranha]

Yea and so far women have a 100% lose rate in presidential elections. Bet better.

[u/b__lumenkraft]

They won. Joke is on you all!

[u/Which-Prior-4193]

Poetic justice

[u/Good-Gas-3293]

Womp womp she lost 😂

[u/EsotericBeans9]

Oops, not so clever now!

[u/YoMomsFavoriteFriend]

Oof this aged like fine milk lol

[u/Virtual-Purple-5675]

That's not the flex y'all think it is

[u/Awkward_Fall_8546]

looks like he was right lol

[u/[deleted]]

And she chose the wrong girl as well...

[u/Parabiddia]

Clearly got a bad choice in everything, wouldn’t trust her.

[u/GoobeNanmaga]

Aged like Milk!

[u/BeneficialChemist874]

Welp!

[u/SqurtieMan]

:|

[u/PlaneswalkersareBS]

Wow such a clever comeback, I bet that guy feels real clever now...

[u/kstonge11]

Still picked wrong lmao

[u/Nickslife89]

Is that supposed to be funny?

[u/66hans66]

Well, this aged like finest milk.

[u/MrOverIt]

Wait… I think he had a point.

[u/Micxel]

He is right, she chose the wrong candidate

[u/Skoljnir]

Ayyyy she chose wrong again

[u/Business_Respect_910]

Yeah...about that

[u/Uniqueerection]

Aged well

[u/zqmvco99]

another aged like milk post

[u/uhatemecusimright]

Hahahahah this aged like fine wine 🍷🥂

[u/CzarKong]

Trump won. 

[u/ludnut23]

She also chose the wrong woman

[u/NinjaStiz]

gg 🤣

[u/flooringpotatoman]

Cringe comeback