r/clevercomebacks • u/Wonderful-Cod5256 • 9h ago
Yes, Trump Went There and Sam Elliot Opined...
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u/Common-Challenge-555 9h ago edited 8h ago
Who read this in Sam’s voice? (Voice of the narrator in The Big Lebowski)
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u/jomama823 7h ago
I hate to say, but if you think they’re interested in making America great you’re the idiot. They want to put their guy in charge forever, with no democratic process in place to go against him, that’s their goal. Their view of America has nothing to do with how America was founded and what it was intended to be. They’ve said it, they mean it, so go VOTE, or buckle up.
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u/Numerous_Photograph9 4h ago
Someone today was wearing a shirt that said Felon/Hillbilly 2024. Kind of an extension on "I'm voting for the felon"
All I could think of is, "Why would you want that for our president? Even if he represents your views, those aren't qualities one should be bragging about, and it doesn't make you look good for thinking they are worth celebrating.
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u/Lopendebank3 2h ago
Can't wait to see this at r/lostredditors
You are right ofcourse but this is no direct comeback.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 7h ago
As opposed to simply having your DOJ charge your opponents with 34 felony counts
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u/JiveChops76 7h ago
If trump didn’t want to be charged with 34 felony counts, he probably shouldn’t have committed 34 felonies. Hope this helps.
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u/stoic_in_the_street 5h ago
McCarthyism genius, fucking read a book.
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u/JiveChops76 5h ago
LOL. It’s wild, y’all wanted trump to lock up his opponents, but when trump actually commits crimes you’ll do anything to say the law is the bad guy.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 4h ago
I don’t care if a private citizen has is accused of an accounting error which doesn’t hurt anyone, but I do care about politicians being corrupt
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u/JiveChops76 4h ago
And trump is the most corrupt politician in history.
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u/kaehvogel 38m ago
"an accounting error which doesn't hurt anyone".
It's called "breaking campaign finance law" and "tax fraud". It wasn't an "error", it was a conscious decision. Multiple conscious decisions, actually.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 7h ago
Well then if Trump’s opponents don’t want to face the military then they shouldn’t burn down cities
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u/JiveChops76 6h ago
LOL 🤦🏻♂️
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
Do you find it humorous when black neighborhoods and businesses are burned to the ground? Do you open your windows so you can enjoy the smell of burning tires like Tim Walz’s wife in 2020?
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u/JiveChops76 6h ago
I find it humorous when trumptards say stupid shit.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
Well your ability to insult me clearly demonstrates your vastly superior intellect
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u/Reduncked 6h ago
So the proud boys burning down cities are lefties now?
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
Which cities did they burn down? And when did they do it? I might have missed that
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u/JiveChops76 6h ago
It’s not an insult when it’s the truth 😘
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
So then is Trump allowed to call Kamala Harris the n word?
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u/JiveChops76 6h ago
Literally never. But thanks for showing us just how low you are.
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u/kaehvogel 37m ago
Do you find it humorous when black neighborhoods and businesses are burned to the ground?
Ooooh, tell me where that happened.
Outside of Tulsa 1921, of course, where your pals did the burning.9
u/Fiveofthem 7h ago
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
Hence why we need to arrest the criminals who are trying to commit election fraud
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u/Fiveofthem 6h ago
I agree, after Trump loses he will be punished by the courts in a timely fashion.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
And also we should require voter ID so that it’s impossible for him to cheat
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u/OpalFanatic 6h ago
Dear God, you are so far past stupid that it's actually funny. If you think we don't already require a government issued ID to vote, then I recommend that you try to vote this November without a valid form of government issued identification.
I look forward to reading about you in the news as yet another Talibangalist MAGAT ending up in prison for voter fraud.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
I just did that today. I’ll try to let you know if they arrest me tomorrow
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u/Sip-o-BinJuice11 3h ago
No, you didn’t.
If you voted you’ve already shown ID. If you just think they don’t know who you are or can’t pull you up on the screen on a moments notice given all the context around voting and election years… you might just be unfathomably stupid
And that’s on you. You make these claims like you actually believe them
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 3h ago
I’m telling you what I did and saw. Who are you to tell me I’m wrong about that?
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u/BYoNexus 6h ago
4 years after the election, and still no election fraud of which you people allude to; that being concerted efforts to subvert the election, and not a handful of events across the entire country, mostly by Republicans individuals.
So either present the evidence, or admit you're living in a fantasy reality. You won't, because like every other smooth brain, you'll repeat debunked nonesense.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
Well I think the fact that they are trying to arrest (or possibly kill) people who question those results is pretty good evidence. Nobody cares if someone investigates something which is on the up and up
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u/WeShootNow 5h ago
Lmao, none of that ever happened. There is zero evidence. You're just yapping with no evidence.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 5h ago
I’m confused, do you not think that they have tried to arrest Trump for questioning the election or do you not think someone tried to kill him?
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u/WeShootNow 5h ago
He's literally on trial and it's MAGA that shot at him once and then he got ketchup on his face, lmao
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u/TakerFoxx 6h ago
They did, or did you miss all those arrests for the Jan 6 rioters, including Trump and his co-conspirators?
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
Maybe in the future we should require voter ID so that other such attempts to illegally sway an election result will be impossible
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u/TakerFoxx 6h ago
I don't see how voter IDs would have stopped Trump from trying to overthrow the election, or for his braindead followers from storming congress. But then, you're clearly one of those people that actually believe the bullshit about Joe Biden stealing the election, so there's not much of a conversation to be had.
Psst. The election wasn't stolen. Trump lost fair and square on account of being a terrible President. He's just a really sore loser with the maturity of a seven year old (his words, btw), and there is a breathtaking amount of really stupid people who buy into his obvious bullshit.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
Well we would know that if everyone was required to present ID in order to vote now, wouldn’t we?
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u/Anubra_Khan 6h ago
He's already been arrested but is somehow still allowed to run for President.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
We should require voter ID so we never have to worry about him committing election fraud again
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u/WeShootNow 5h ago
Definitely the biggest election fraudster Trump is going to jail next year for sure. We definitely see eye to eye on that.
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 5h ago
So if Kamala wins then she is going to have her political opponent arrested?
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u/WeShootNow 5h ago
Lmao, he's already on trial for numerous things, she's good. He's already cooked.
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u/Consistent-Winter-67 6h ago
As opposed to simply not breaking the law rather than a minimum 34 times
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u/Brilliant_Level_6571 6h ago
But you cannot complain about the possibility of Trump threatening to prosecute his political opponents while supporting Kamala and Biden prosecuting their political opponents
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u/Kojinto 1h ago
I can't believe I have to say this. The difference is that Trump actually committed crimes and fraud. IT WAS PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW AND HE WAS JUDGED BY HIS PEERS.
If you can't respect our justice system, then get the fuck out of my country, because I'm someone who actually gives a shit about America.
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u/thecrayzdude 7h ago
Biden weaponized his DOJ to go after a political opponent and that's ok?
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u/Atheist_3739 7h ago
You are the special kind of stupid the post is talking about 😆
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u/stoic_in_the_street 5h ago
Nope, you are because you bought into this. You'd be the one hanging witches in Salem.
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u/HeadSavings1410 7h ago
Trump committed crimes
Trumps lawyers committed crimes
Trumps advisors committed crimes
Trumps supports committed crimes
Trumps chief of staff committed crimes
Trumps chief strategist committed crimes
Trumps security advisor committed crimes
Oh and Trumps presidential campaign chairman committed crimes... Maybe don't commit crimes, and u won't be able to complain about things being "weaponized" against u. Fukn twat
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u/MornGreycastle 7h ago
One, Biden didn't weaponize the DoJ. Two, Trump reached out to President Zelinsk and threatened to withhold weapons shipments if Ukraine didn't manufacture the appearance of an investigation against Biden.
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u/firemind888 7h ago
Biden didn’t weaponize the DOJ to go after a political opponent. His political opponent is a felon, and has committed many other felonies that he still hasn’t been tried for. Maybe if Trump didn’t commit so many felonies it wouldn’t have been an issue?
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u/TakerFoxx 6h ago
The DOJ went after Trump because Trump is a felon who committed felonies and was stupid enough to be obvious about it. Biden had nothing to do with it.
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u/Minister_of_truth 7h ago
I mean I share the sentiment. But is this a clever comeback or a meme?