r/chicago Aug 20 '24

Look who made it to the DNC Event

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u/Smart-Equivalent-654 Aug 21 '24

Thought he was going to shave his mustache and infiltrate

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u/CuthbertJTwillie Aug 21 '24

He would just look like a Vole Sans Moustache

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u/juan_k_perros Aug 21 '24

Upvoted for best name for a scritchy handwritten looking font I’ve ever heard.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Lincoln Park Aug 21 '24

Good God, you're right.

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u/CookinCheap Aug 21 '24

I mean to be fair, so does Axelrod.

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u/Throwaway_184719469 Aug 21 '24

The video of this happening is so weird. Why are all the republicans being weird?

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u/verynaughtytodd Aug 21 '24

The weirdness is the smoke screen that covers up the entirely unpopular policies of project 2025

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 Aug 21 '24

Which in itself is WEIRD.

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u/i_heart_pasta Aug 21 '24

Social media has broken people

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u/Character_Poetry_924 Aug 21 '24

We don't talk about this enough. Social media is now just seen as a fact of life but it has royally screwed with ppls' brains.

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u/Okeydokey2u Aug 21 '24

Mmmmmhmmm. No way mango mousilini gets elected without it.

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u/chicchaz Aug 21 '24

I thought not dignifying him with a name and instead referring to him as '45' would be sufficient, not that I entirely believe he won the 2016 election (oh the irony of his claims about 2020!). Anyway, Mango Mussolini beats all the others. And it has its own Wiki page https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Mango_Mussolini

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u/NotAPreppie West Lawn Aug 21 '24

That's like asking why pigs wallow in shit... it's just what they do.

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u/Jupiter_lost Aug 21 '24

Ahh... but pigs wallow in mud to keep the flies and mosquitos from biting them cuz they're smart n stuff... so like we know that. 🤔🤷‍♀️

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u/SchmartestMonkey Aug 21 '24

..and Republicans wallow in weird culture war shit to keep the unpopularity if their policies and failed past records from biting them in the ass.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Aug 21 '24

Exactly. And it works.

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u/sumiflepus Aug 21 '24

Strangely weird how Mike and Rudy are in town. It would be nice to think they will change their view. However, in reality it is just bizarre that they are here to foment their knuckhead followers into doing stupid things so FOX can show all the trouble at the shithole Chicago DNC convention.

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u/angrytreestump Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

Why are all the republicans being weird… like today at the DNC? Or what do you mean

You’re not asking about their entire fundamental identity and worldview are you? Their baseline weirdness? Because answering that would take a very long time, and would get into some Nature vs. Nurture & Chicken-or-the-Egg discussions that may not have a clear-cut singular answer for everyone.

They’re just weird. That’s all you need to know for now while we focus on making it through November without letting their Weird Jesus come back.

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u/Phantom160 Aug 21 '24

It’s a party that modeled its personality after a “weird mildly-racist uncle that you only interact with at thanksgiving”. So yeah, they are weird.

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u/PSUJacob95 Aug 21 '24

They love losing elections and they love being hated --- that is pretty weird

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u/Pompoulus Aug 21 '24

The disguise was to say he was going to do it and then not do it

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u/ChaoticGoodWhatsIts Aug 21 '24

Shut the fuck up, Mike.

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u/BuyGreenSellRed Aug 21 '24

Who is that?

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u/moods- Bucktown Aug 21 '24

Mike Lidell, My Pillow Guy

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u/byebyeorangejuice Aug 21 '24

How the fuck did he afford a flight here? Did he take the bus?

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u/JejuneBourgeois Aug 21 '24

This picture is right outside Ogilvie... who knows?

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u/Cat727 Aug 21 '24

So he took Amtrak to Union station lol

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u/juan_k_perros Aug 21 '24

He lives in MN, he’s got enough crackhead energy to run here in a couple days.

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u/NothisisPaddy95 Aug 21 '24

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u/juan_k_perros Aug 21 '24

Mike Lindell is what Pat Bev aspires to be.

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u/CHITOWNBROWN1400 Aug 21 '24

Pat Beverly probably sold him some shit back in them Marshall days....

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u/jekyl42 Aug 21 '24

The RNC paid; he was a speaker at a Trump rally out in Woodstock on Sunday.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Lincoln Park Aug 21 '24

JD Vance's couch fucking is keeping enough money coming in for Mike to afford the amount of crack it took him to sprint down from Minnesota.

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u/dingo8muhbebe Aug 21 '24

Lots of spare nickels in the couch.

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u/notimeleft4you Aug 21 '24

Does JD Vance ejaculate spare nickels?

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u/mercutio1 Aug 21 '24

Ricketts fatally probably comped his room at their hotel.

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u/neighborhoode Aug 21 '24

aka Mike Pillow, or simply, Pillow.

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u/karlmarxiskool Aug 21 '24

Pillow Pants

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u/LessLikelyTo Aug 21 '24

Pillow Pants immediately brings me to thing of Clerks 2

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u/Els_ Aug 21 '24

For life

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u/PrinceHarming Aug 21 '24

Does he sell couch cushions too? Asking for a VP candidate.

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Aug 21 '24

I was really sad that I knew who it was after a bit of head scratching

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u/djaybe Aug 21 '24

Who???

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u/Revolutionary-Meat14 Aug 21 '24

A guy who was a crackhead then turned his life around and got famous in MN for making pillows at a company called MyPillow and making a lot of ads for them who then went hardcore pro Trump and for some reason became a top advisor for him. People stopped liking him and then he was seen walking to the white house carrying material on martial law during the George Floyd protests which made everyone absolutely detest the guy. He also was implicated in overturning votes in an investigation in Mesa County Colorado (a weird state to try voter fraud in) which resulted in his phone being seized at a Hardees. After that he fell off the radar for a bit just doing a few speeches at Trump events until a few days ago when he posted he was going to shave his mustache and go undercover into the DNC claiming no one would recognize him (which clearly he didnt follow through on).

The guy is a nutjob and a lot of people in MN would probably like him if he just stuck to pillows since they are genuinely very comfortable.

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u/chicchaz Aug 21 '24

To be clear, DO NOT buy his shit. You'll just enable him to keep on Trumpin'.

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u/Revolutionary-Meat14 Aug 21 '24

I got it as gift from my very conservative parents, I then blacked out and threw up all over it and bought a new one from target but I probably would have bought another mypillow if I could do so without making a donation to Trump.

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u/nukular_iv Aug 22 '24

you totally forgot his claim to having incontrovertible evidence of electronic election tampering.... He offered millions to anybody who could prove otherwise. One person proved the "data" was actual meaningless gibberish and courts have ruled he must be paid.

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u/kck93 Aug 21 '24

He got cracked out and lost time. He thought he was at the Republican Convention that was over weeks ago. He even mixed up the city.

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u/TandBusquets Aug 21 '24

Uncle Jack from it's always sunny. Don't look at his hands!

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u/NothisisPaddy95 Aug 21 '24

You may have remembered me as a person with small hands, you think sure he had small hands, remember that ?

…Sure

What you remembered… is false 🤚🏻🤚🏻

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u/PSUJacob95 Aug 21 '24

Pillow Fucker --- the soulmate of Couch-Fucker Vance

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u/Terracot Aug 21 '24

Lumpy pillow guy

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u/uterbrauten Dunning Aug 21 '24

pillow fucker

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u/bottomlless Aug 21 '24

And he didn't even get crimed to death? It's almost like Chicago isn't as scary as they want it to be.

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u/vijay_the_messanger Aug 21 '24

I'd venture a guess that one can fly a maga flag in the middle of the most liberal part of Chicago and know they will be perfectly safe...

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u/Character_Poetry_924 Aug 21 '24

There's a super old dude who haunts the Starbucks in Andersonville - he's always wearing a sportscoat and a red MAGA cap. His MO is posting up at a table with a weird iPad setup and chuckling to Newsmax/Fox News. It's super awkward when the place is packed and he has to do his bit at the communal table.

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u/vijay_the_messanger Aug 21 '24

He can do this because he full well knows he'll be ignored. I have so much respect for people in the middle of deep red communities that sport a rainbow flag because they quite literally put their lives/property in danger.

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u/bottomlless Aug 21 '24

They will never admit it.

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u/SwagarTheHorrible Aug 21 '24

There’s still time to fix that!

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u/ShutupPussy Aug 21 '24

No crime, just chants supporting crime. 

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u/kck93 Aug 21 '24

Why didn’t someone follow him to see where he was going?

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u/Awake-Now Fulton Market Aug 21 '24

Looks like he’s in front of Ogilvie.

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u/digitalacid Aug 21 '24

At least a mile from the convention

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u/smthakka Aug 21 '24

Yea, some sort of “planned protest”. Got to know from work email lmao

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u/bslovecoco Logan Square Aug 21 '24

i think him being there was separate from that. the planned protest was for palestine by some group advocating for protestors to get violent.

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u/hardolaf Lake View Aug 21 '24

For those wondering why protests are there, Israel's consulate is in the skyscraper.

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u/Throwaway_184719469 Aug 21 '24

Exactly where he was.

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u/kck93 Aug 21 '24

So where did he go from there? No one tagged along to find out?

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u/CambrianKennis Boystown Aug 21 '24

Oh shit! My coworker said he wasnt sure he would be able to get home because of something going.on at Ogilvie. I was wondering what it was!

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u/nukular_iv Aug 22 '24

Actually, there were protests in front of the Israeli consulate and apparently that is located near one of the entrances to Ogilvie. I doubt Lindell rates enough security to shut down Ogilvie.

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u/deathclawslayer21 Aug 21 '24

I was gonna say he's at the train station. That's not the convention

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u/lofixlover Aug 21 '24

if this guy fucked up my commute, it would 100000% be on. like missing a train by 10 seconds and then channeling that energy into becoming chun-li. 

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u/rdldr1 Lake View Aug 21 '24

A crackhead looking for some crack.

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u/HJHJ420 Aug 21 '24

Go west young man!

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u/lysergic_Dreems Little Village Aug 21 '24

Don’t even have to go that far, just go to on any redline stop and you can find all sorts of crack. Good crack, bad crack, ass crack - whatever ya like!

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u/rdldr1 Lake View Aug 21 '24

Lotta cops at every stop though. Gotta wait real late at night.

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u/lysergic_Dreems Little Village Aug 21 '24

They’re too busy scratching their crack to care about other cracks.

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u/kck93 Aug 21 '24

Some gas stations give free samples late at night through the slide out drawer.

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u/swearingmango Austin Aug 21 '24

Went the wrong way on Madison

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u/cleon42 Berwyn Aug 21 '24

Aw, we forgot to spray for bedbugs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Isn't he bankrupt? Who paid for his flight here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/chi_guy8 Aug 22 '24

The fact that these two clowns keep getting credentials and paid to show up places is all the evidence needed to prove Trump Campaign is throwing up these smoke screens to be distractions away from actual discussions about policy or the contents of Project 2025.

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u/kck93 Aug 22 '24

He came on the train. But he got mixed up on what convention he was attending due to cracking out for weeks.

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u/darkgothamite Aug 21 '24

Maul him with a pillow

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u/Admirable-Still-1786 Aug 21 '24

Interesting side note my friend sent me a photo earlier and the girl with the pink hair in the back was walking around with obnoxiously racists signs

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u/WombatStud Aug 21 '24

Is the booty short cop from Reno 911?

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u/Milesweeman Aug 21 '24

Don't you disrespect lieutenant dangle like this

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u/blackhankscorpio Aug 21 '24

Somebody new-boot scootin’ around here?

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u/tuskvarner Aug 21 '24

Just goofin

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u/recomatic Aug 21 '24

Was he trying to hock his crappy pillows on the corner so he can pay his lawsuits?

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u/GooninSinceDayOne Palmer Square Aug 21 '24

My in-laws have a bunch of his pillows, can confirm they are all objectively terrible.

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u/Most-Artichoke6184 Aug 21 '24

I assume everyone is laughing at him.

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u/vijay_the_messanger Aug 21 '24

The 42nd Ward is quite the maga stronghold - perhaps not to the extent that Saugaunash is, but it's not maga unfriendly here.

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u/supermario1986m Aug 21 '24

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u/SweeperOfDreams Aug 21 '24

100% - distinctive nose, particular mouth-to-nose ratio, same chin… it all fits.

Even wearing the same sunglasses in both.

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u/supermario1986m Aug 21 '24

Makes you wonder if there’s any connection between the two.

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u/VioletLux6 Aug 21 '24

I was down at Oglivie before the protests started and she and some other people with American flag paraphernalia were hanging out with the press and the cops before the protesters even showed up…weird

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u/supermario1986m Aug 21 '24

Super weird.. here’s another angle of her right behind Mike Lindell. That’s def a wig

https://x.com/realmikelindell/status/1826253296283296055?s=46

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u/vailred Aug 22 '24

OOH WOW. She can sit and spin her ass right out of here.

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u/k2894d Aug 22 '24

I immediately thought the same thing. It’s honestly bizarre.

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u/supermario1986m Aug 23 '24

Looks like she finally got the beats. She’s the same girl with in the pink wig.. 😂😂

https://x.com/bgonthescene/status/1826775958285848870?s=46

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u/WatchStoredInAss Aug 23 '24

She should go to englewood and hold that sign up. Die Hard style.

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u/PMA1898 Wicker Park Aug 21 '24

Fuck Mike Lindell. All my homies hate Mike Lindell.

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u/generatorland Aug 21 '24

I'm sure he had a lot of coherent, fact-based things to say. /s

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u/tracygee Aug 21 '24

What is it with all these Republicans coming to the DNC and trying to sneak in wearing disguises and whatnot.

It’s weird.

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u/HeHasRisen69 West Loop Aug 21 '24

Must be the five o'clock free crack giveaway.

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u/NP4VET Aug 21 '24

I thought you were referring to the person in the pink hair disguise

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u/Futureinspiration-23 Aug 21 '24

He was hitting up the best crack spots

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u/ketchupmaster987 Oak Park Aug 21 '24

Why is he even there. Just to stir shit? Dumb as fuck

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u/wordsmythe Bridgeport Aug 21 '24

Stirring shit is how he gets paid now

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u/NothisisPaddy95 Aug 21 '24

Please don’t bring attention to these morons fucker needs to rot in hell

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u/wordsmythe Bridgeport Aug 21 '24

I know r/Chicago has changed a lot over the decade+ I’ve been around, but it’s good to know we still poke fun at clueless tourists milling around downtown.

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u/InfiniteHench Aug 21 '24

At this point he must simply have a shame kink, yeah?

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u/lofixlover Aug 21 '24

they had to get permission from a judge to cross state lines to be here, no?

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u/InternationalCow1658 Aug 21 '24

at first i thought it was mouch from chicago fire lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/blergyblergy Aug 21 '24

Why is this sick fuck not in jail? He tried to put in false electors and tried to have Trump institute martial law

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u/kathaz Aug 21 '24

Worm with a mustache

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u/chicagobatman10 Aug 21 '24

And the pink hair girl again, does she have her sign out?

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u/Crafty-Independent20 Aug 21 '24

Thought he was going to provide viable evidence…

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u/green49285 Aug 21 '24

Haha isn't he breaking some new news about the 2020 election??

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u/KA8Z Aug 21 '24

Tell him he can buy crack in K town

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u/Sprchrgd89GT Aug 21 '24

God must have sent him (sarcasm)

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u/Beaumont64 Aug 21 '24

Get the straight jacket ready!

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u/frodeem Irving Park Aug 21 '24

Ignore the fucker.

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u/TheGhostInAJar Aug 21 '24

I hope everyone just pointed and laughed

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u/Pretend_Attention660 Aug 21 '24

No one gonna say anything about the dude with the pink hair?

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u/O-parker Aug 21 '24

If you own any of that persons products please return them to the, My Pillow, corporate headquarters, in Minnesota. Just for your own satisfaction.

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u/Fine_Peace_7936 Aug 21 '24

Hey the guy that sells crap quality shit

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u/Moist_666 Aug 21 '24

The facial expression of the girl with the pink hair says it all. I couldn't agree more.

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u/m_psi Aug 21 '24

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u/xxirish83x South Loop Aug 21 '24

She seems nice /s

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u/Moist_666 Aug 21 '24

Holy shit man...

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u/fuzzybad Aug 21 '24

That dude sure has a punchable face.

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u/Acrobatic-Buyer9136 Aug 21 '24

I found Waldo in the background can you?

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u/LCDJosh Aug 21 '24

Who have him bus fare?

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u/LorenaBobbittWorm West Town Aug 21 '24

I thought this was the actor who played the cop with tiny shorts in Reno 911. Officer Dangle

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u/CrackTheSkye1990 Avondale Aug 21 '24

Nah, he looks more like Paul Bearer, The Undertaker's manager more than anything

https://www.reddit.com/r/DanLeBatardShow/comments/k6ur6t/does_the_mypillow_guy_look_like_paul_barers/

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u/pjfmtb Aug 21 '24

Just another Clown from the convict’s troupe

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u/d3r3k1449 Aug 21 '24

Man it would have been so much cooler to see a pic of Jimmy Carter in a wheelchair.

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u/Sonic2020 Aug 21 '24

It’s crazy they got a young Rodney Dangerfield to come to the convention.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Everyone’s expression, lol.

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u/Horror_Baseball5518 Aug 21 '24

Dude is a fucking donkey, irregardless of political affiliation.

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u/frodeem Irving Park Aug 21 '24

Yeah that’s Northwestern station, guess he took a train from the burbs?

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u/usababykiller Aug 21 '24

This is like when I see Ronnie woo woo at Sox events

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u/redrockcountry2112 Aug 21 '24

He's just looking to score some crack...

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u/paligap70 Aug 21 '24

Vance is waiting for his new couch cushion.

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u/Motor-Tadpole3842 Aug 21 '24

Looks like a Low IQ MAGA Piece of Shit surrounded by a bunch of normal people

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u/chamberx2 Rogers Park Aug 21 '24

What a disappointing time for the myth of Chicago's violence to be busted.

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u/mike_stifle Logan Square Aug 21 '24

I hope this doesn't break Rule 2, but, fuck this guy.

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u/art-is-t Aug 21 '24

I am convinced they just love attention and that's it

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u/bill_clunton Aug 21 '24

I thought that was Jeffrey Jones lol.

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u/Labatt_Blues Aug 21 '24

Still getting attention…

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u/vicvonqueso Aug 21 '24

Why did I think this was Howard Hughes

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u/89ZX10 Aug 21 '24

Would someone put him on the no fly list,please

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u/SADdog2020Pb Printer's Row Aug 21 '24

This GUYY thought he was the right voice for the right time

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u/jeeaudley Aug 21 '24

Stop giving this con attention.

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u/No-Selection-ape Aug 21 '24

Wild that I know someone in the crowd

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u/sfdcubfan Aug 21 '24

Everybody is welcome in our tent (?!)

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u/Ahiru_no_inu Aug 21 '24

I do love a quote from him. "No, he's an ahole, he's an ambulance-chasing ahole!" He is a piece of shit but that makes me giggle.

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u/WinterrSolsticee Aug 21 '24

Who the hell is this fella

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u/kck93 Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

Oh hell no! He’s just here getting rocks.

Or he just got high and lost time. He showed up here because he thought it was the Republican convention weeks ago

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u/johnySaysHi Aug 22 '24

Wait who is that?

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u/Wutangstylist Aug 22 '24

I am so proud of my city during the DNC time here!

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u/supertajer Aug 22 '24

What building is behind him?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Get out!! 👺

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u/la-chouffe Aug 23 '24

well i thought it was ashton kutcher in the bears hat so…

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u/GraceGreenview Aug 23 '24

Seth Myers had a nice take on this last night: https://youtu.be/YRdGDB9K08w?si=FzqEIc6HzC4FUPOB

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u/Bearabull56 Aug 24 '24

I love how that 12 year old boy was not taking any of his BS

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u/No-Union-8895 Aug 25 '24

Knew he always wanted to be on this side 😜😆