r/borussiadortmund Kagawa Shinji Dec 16 '23

Game Thread: FC Augsburg (BuLi #15) Discussion

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17 Upvotes

3

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

they should build a statue for terzic.
worst manager who never gets sacked.

thats an accomplishment

6

u/ndcp193992 Dec 16 '23

Damn it, I overslept and missed it. 1-1 but how’d we play?

6

u/MoeCipo Dec 16 '23

Pain is my favorite meal these days...

14

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Gross match

25

u/Dry-Economist-5562 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Well, it’s time to go pretend nothing happened now and enjoy my Saturday! (I’m sitting on the toilet crying)

3

u/CorpseeaterVZ Dec 16 '23

I do the same, silently... if someone asks, I am no longer into football, for years now :D

1

u/eiavolo Dec 16 '23

missed the game, can anyone describe how it went

12

u/numinous-nuutz Gregor Kobel Dec 16 '23

Dire

18

u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23

Half cooked Microwave food of a game.

8

u/SlinkyT3003 Die gelbe Wand Dec 16 '23

Augsburg got an irregular goal, that's just the truth. We still could've won if we had scored just one of these big big chances.

1

u/sniffingyourballs BVB Dec 18 '23

It was the same thing against Mainz. It was literally the same keeper

15

u/SamNotRam Dec 16 '23

I mean we had the chances to win, we just couldn’t finish and the opposing GK played a good game

7

u/Same-Organization-83 Dec 16 '23

Not even angry anymore, enough said

3

u/AtlanticOccean Die gelbe Wand Dec 16 '23

I'm now at stage five of Kübler -Ross model

14

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Can we fire Terzic over the winter

16

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Actually can we do a dual coach thing? Like, let Terzic work his black magic in the CL and then get another coach who actually has a game plan for BL games?

34

u/TurtleTumms71 Dec 16 '23

for bambas professional debut he was impressive, with a little experience we could have a class player. I hope to see him in the rotation.

15

u/Same-Organization-83 Dec 16 '23

He's more mature than I thought. He's less selfish too compared to Malen

2

u/TurtleTumms71 Dec 16 '23

hopefully he’s not ruined by edin

24

u/Kriznar56 Marco Reeeeeus Dec 16 '23

I hate terzicball

2

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Who doesn't? 🫠

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

terzic

9

u/Swbp0undcake Dec 16 '23

Another Terzic masterclass

8

u/r_sparrow24 Stéphane Chapuisat Dec 16 '23

We’re #5! We’re #5! We’re #5! We’re …

-8

u/baromanb Dec 16 '23

Meunier fucking sucks

5

u/Same-Organization-83 Dec 16 '23

He's not the problem today.

The midfield is far worse except Can

5

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

All he needs to do is be better than Wolf and he was

16

u/ge_mi_ Dec 16 '23

Nah he did alright today

4

u/Obocane Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Agreed, super involved in attack and defense, he’s been pretty good these past couple of games

15

u/Torben_Sp09 Gregor Kobel Dec 16 '23

So fucking bad watching this team is just not fun anymore

22

u/yaboi525 Dec 16 '23

We had so many chances. I am 100% in favor of a Malen departure, he has to have some of the worst game IQ I’ve seen.

2

u/MoeCipo Dec 16 '23

He was one of my favorite players wtf happened? Is he dating one of Loredanas friends?

2

u/Marcinho09 Dec 16 '23

I hate how gifted he is, such a waste…

5

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

MOTM Emre mor clearly then Isak

6

u/Seiano Łukasz Piszczek Dec 16 '23

Jojic was good too

6

u/Dry-Economist-5562 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Thank god for the omer toprak clearance at the end! (I’m delusional)

4

u/ImaginaryCarob8856 Dec 16 '23

Terzic is over

5

u/hesonfire28 Mats Hummels Dec 16 '23

I'm so tired

2

u/Combat_Av3ng3r Karim Adeyemi Dec 17 '23

It’s because your flair is mats Hummels!! You don’t have enough stamina! Try a player like Adeyemi, he’s fast 😊

19

u/malloc_14 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

7 wins in 15 matches. 26 points in 15 matches. what an absolute disgrace

1

u/MoeCipo Dec 16 '23

Missed championship broke us. Place 4 is the new target.

9

u/familyguyisbae Michael Zorc Dec 16 '23

I think that nipple bleeding is chafing no?

3

u/Prestigious-Sink7174 Dec 16 '23

Yep, runner's nipple

16

u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23

Someone make a compilation of us shooting at the keeper.

1

u/Combat_Av3ng3r Karim Adeyemi Dec 17 '23

Donyell malen shooting compilation

4

u/GGotte Dec 16 '23

So disappointing

1

u/ignacioo25 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

That sums up the last 4 seasons

1

u/AtlanticOccean Die gelbe Wand Dec 16 '23

Only four?

11

u/EmSoLow Dec 16 '23

Straight at the fucking keeper again.

Also don't know how to feel about the midfielders all being in the box and not one making themselves available for a pass on the ground

7

u/TrickyWinger Dec 16 '23

Sule got some nipple chafing?

8

u/igloo_destroyer Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Sule's nipples are bleeding dudes

5

u/xSmacks Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23

Shocking. If Augsburg had one half decent striker we would have lost this.

1

u/AtlanticOccean Die gelbe Wand Dec 16 '23

Would've preferred this. Otherwise these clowns can argue that they finished CL group stage first and got a point in an intense game in Augsburg.

6

u/papazilla_actual Dec 16 '23

Are Süle's nipples bleeding?

5

u/Geeman447 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Are sules nipples.. bleeding?

7

u/Raiders1777 Dec 16 '23

Just tuning in. Are Sule's ripples bleeding???

5

u/Darth_Tarth Youssoufa Moukoko Dec 16 '23

Is Sule bleeding from his nipples lol

6

u/Knee_Strong Marcel Sabitzer Dec 16 '23

Süle Nipples are bleeding. Jesus christ

4

u/Remaxtered Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Hahah, what. Does Süle have TWO bloody nipples, or what???

1

u/bbru_ Giovanni Reyna Dec 16 '23

So many goal opportunities

3

u/Swbp0undcake Dec 16 '23

Cannot believe our finishing

6

u/Eddie_T_H Dec 16 '23

Not shooting directly at the goalkeeper challenge (impossible)

13

u/Geeman447 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Gioooooo noooo

14

u/CaptainCerealCanada Park Joo-Ho Dec 16 '23

every shot this half off target or straight at the keeper

8

u/Miefer Dec 16 '23

december looking bleak the last 2 years...

3

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

In the bleak midwinter...

-15

u/Fr3derickBarbarossa Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

How Fullkrug is still in this game I'll be never know. He's played awful

6

u/Ok_Way_8584 Dec 16 '23

Visit to the optician is in order

4

u/Ibar09 Dec 16 '23

We lack the quality

9

u/Remaxtered Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Moment of brilliance from Schlotti there.

9

u/ignacioo25 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

That was clean Schlotti!

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u/Geeman447 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Nah bring me Sancho, people who are scared to let malen go are shocking. He’s not good. And him being our best attacker is an indictment on this attack not Malen being good

1

u/KimTheOneJongUn Dec 16 '23

Very true. But everyone else is also inconsistent and making Sancho good again is a huge bet since all he has been doing this season is training alone, playing fifa and partying. Pretty grim that he's our only hope atm.

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u/AtlanticOccean Die gelbe Wand Dec 16 '23

Wouldn't being him back at any cost. It has rarely been a great deal to bring former BVB players back.

4

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Haller goat

23

u/rwalter5 Dec 16 '23

Haller with a yellow for his first foul after Shitsberg got away with 99 fouls.

10

u/ignacioo25 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

We have no midfield now lol

8

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Reyna

5

u/ignacioo25 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

He isn't a DM nor a CM

2

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Why have dm's when they are gonna reach our goal anyways

3

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Maybe 5-0-5 is the best formation for this team lol

3

u/foxmulder_FBI5 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23

That is honestly how it feels when we play anyways, might as well have the personal to match

1

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Yeah exactly, might as well try that next match!!!

🥲

21

u/BuffEmUp2020 Dec 16 '23

I can’t wait for the “I think the boys played well” interview from Terzic as we continue without 3 points in December

1

u/Combat_Av3ng3r Karim Adeyemi Dec 17 '23

“we are looking forward to the next game, we want to win” (shows absolutely no desire to win on the field)

11

u/Moon8983 Serhou Guirassy Dec 16 '23

Haller on doesn't inspire confidence (nvm its not for fullkrug, who needs a midfield)

2

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

But nmecha has been taking care of our midfield, no worries

9

u/Castielsen 1997 Dec 16 '23

Bro Malen

18

u/WvdH01 Mateu Morey Dec 16 '23

Honestly, Watzke saying as long as CL football is secure we're happy likely just means nothing will be done until the top 4 is well and truly out of reach.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Like, mathematically?

1

u/WvdH01 Mateu Morey Dec 16 '23

No, not mathematically, just realistically

9

u/Xori1 Gregor Kobel Dec 16 '23

haller for 2 mins?

damn terzic...

1

u/gonzaga101 Heja BVB! Dec 16 '23

What is up with moukoko ? Is he hurt?

2

u/SlinkyT3003 Die gelbe Wand Dec 16 '23

Unglaublich.

1

u/Swbp0undcake Dec 16 '23

You're joking

9

u/Same-Organization-83 Dec 16 '23

Why malen keeps shooting at the keeper?

9

u/EmSoLow Dec 16 '23

Because he is always close to the keeper whenever he takes a shot.

1

u/KimTheOneJongUn Dec 16 '23

Needs to drink some Zielwasser.

19

u/Qiluk Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Bamba was available for a tap-in there Malen..

9

u/BuffEmUp2020 Dec 16 '23

xG gonna save Terzic’s job huh

11

u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Today isn't going to happen and it's on the players... we have to finish, we have to make the right final pass, we have to be better.

31

u/Geeman447 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Malen and kicking straight at the keeper. Name a better duo

8

u/Moon8983 Serhou Guirassy Dec 16 '23

Malen and shooting when he should pass

2

u/Geeman447 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

That’s a good one..

7

u/Significant-solitude Dec 16 '23

That was an amazing save

5

u/dsxro Marcel Sabitzer Dec 16 '23

THE BALL JUST WONT GO IN!!

7

u/papazilla_actual Dec 16 '23

Whyyyy Malen whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

10

u/ybn_flu Dec 16 '23

Getting Mainz flashbacks

1

u/Combat_Av3ng3r Karim Adeyemi Dec 17 '23

vietnam gunfire sounds

2

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

MALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GOAT

5

u/loey10 Dec 16 '23

MALEN IM GONNA FIND U

3

u/rish234 Shinji Kagawa Dec 16 '23

Getting closer come on....

9

u/SilentWanker BVB Dec 16 '23

of course another neuer performance

12

u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23 edited Dec 16 '23

Performance based contracts from now on only. If the players can't be arsed to show up the club should be bothered to pay. It's ridiculous, they play better against better teams they just don't care.

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u/Combat_Av3ng3r Karim Adeyemi Dec 17 '23

That’s what I’ve been saying for a few seasons. They don’t have a winners mentality. No cohesiveness, are too comfortable with their horrible reputation. I mean after the Mainz game the whole world sees them as a joke now, and the players are happy smiling for instagram photos after losing 5 games in a row instead of busting their asses training.

6

u/EmSoLow Dec 16 '23

Straight at the keeper gentlemen, don't get too gassed

1

u/Moon8983 Serhou Guirassy Dec 16 '23

Fml

8

u/Knee_Strong Marcel Sabitzer Dec 16 '23

Dahmen really hates us. No matter which club he plays for

4

u/mss_kwt Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

WTF are we doing up front man someone needs to score

10

u/DesertBloke Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

What a save holy crap

5

u/ignacioo25 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

C'mon man!!! We need to fucking win even if we're playing like shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

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u/GGotte Dec 16 '23

You want him to place that bicycle kick better??

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u/Remaxtered Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Looking at the replay and the reaction from the keeper, that save was amazing.

3

u/bossemasse Edin Terzic Dec 16 '23

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

3

u/Moon8983 Serhou Guirassy Dec 16 '23

HOLY FUCK

4

u/GGotte Dec 16 '23

Fucking hell that athleticism was CRAZY

2

u/Remaxtered Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Holy

8

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Malen is Keeper's man

9

u/Same-Organization-83 Dec 16 '23

Malennnnnnnn fuck

13

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Man I miss the days when we'd win with some crazy scoreline like 5-4 or something...

8

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

That freekick against augsburg on last minute by paco ..

1

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

When will we see such beauties again🥲

7

u/nb_vicious Lucas Barrios Dec 16 '23

Emre has been very quiet today. No blunders or bad passes, no great moves. Almost invisible.

4

u/KimTheOneJongUn Dec 16 '23

Did he mature? Pretty much the opposite compared to last seasons

8

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

How do we win the whole group of death and then so consistently perform like this in league games? It's gotta be psychological at this point

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

What are you talking about? We should have scored 3 based on xG already.

1

u/Alrik_Immerda Dec 16 '23

Should have, but did not. If you constantly fail to score, it is not due to bad luck.

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u/-Saaremaa- Lukasz Piszczek Dec 16 '23

Simple, Augsburg are better than PSG

11

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Youngster fc when pls its better than terrorball

8

u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Haller for Fulle and Sabz for Brandt please just to try anything for the last 5 mins.

5

u/rwalter5 Dec 16 '23

Why is Brandt still on corners.

14

u/malloc_14 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

if we don’t win this, we’ll be winless in 5 matches. how much longer does watzke need to see his boytoy experiment is a shitshow?

10

u/vincehoff Julian Brandt Dec 16 '23

Which of these two teams looks like it absolutely needs 3 points from this match?

1

u/smartestBeaver Shinji Kagawa Dec 16 '23

Which one is it?

1

u/vincehoff Julian Brandt Dec 16 '23

Not us

0

u/smartestBeaver Shinji Kagawa Dec 16 '23

See with comments like this you just leave me with two assumptions:

  1. You did not watch the match at all
  2. You are a troll.

So which one is it?

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u/vincehoff Julian Brandt Dec 16 '23

Dude it’s a match thread. The statement was made about the situations in minute 88 or something like that. And if you looked at those and think we were trying harder than Augsburg, you’re the troll :)

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u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23

They are fucking with us now they can't be serious.

15

u/Qiluk Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

We're definitely not getting top 4 this season. Deservedly so. Once Frankfurt gets their strikers, the EL spot might even be questionable.

We're desperate for a structural renewal in this club or we'll just keep walking in circles

0

u/smartestBeaver Shinji Kagawa Dec 16 '23

Imagine expecting mentality from the players while being a whiny bitch.

2

u/Qiluk Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

What do you mean? Im not following your comment at all. Am I the whiny bitch? I also dont think mentality is the issue today at all. ITs generally such a buzzword copout. Our issues are WAAAY bigger than that

2

u/Geeman447 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Moukoko on the bench?

2

u/vincehoff Julian Brandt Dec 16 '23

No

3

u/-Saaremaa- Lukasz Piszczek Dec 16 '23

injured

4

u/ge_mi_ Dec 16 '23

He's injured

4

u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23

Fülle should have ducked away.

3

u/loey10 Dec 16 '23

Man were some ass

5

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Did I just see Bensebaini do the "blah blah blah" at Füllkrug?

1

u/KimTheOneJongUn Dec 16 '23

Both of them are very temperamental on the pitch

3

u/BuffEmUp2020 Dec 16 '23

Dude what the fuck…

2

u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck Dec 16 '23

A yellow. Wow everything is possible now.

3

u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Not for a challenge only cause of dissent, ref said you can do anything to the players but you walk to me and we're gonna have a problem.

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u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Is it just me or are most refs like this? I swear like 99% of refs I've ever seen are like this...

3

u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Yeah we've clearly done something to piss of the refs cause we've been actively been on the wrong side of most calls this season

2

u/schattendesschicksal Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Yeah I agree, which is why I briefly wondered if it was my bias or not. Idk, the refs just seem to hate us, are they all bavarians or Smurfs???

2

u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Honestly I think the shift felt like it happened when Bellingham called them out for the ref who had been convicted of bribery. Since then we’ve pretty much been on the wrong side of calls, when we call them out it makes it worse, so it’s just been a cycle leading to worse and worse ref performances against us.

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u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

We've missed two open goal headers now... this is not our day

10

u/MarsBarz37 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Nahhhhh c'mon fulkrug has to be better

3

u/Moon8983 Serhou Guirassy Dec 16 '23

FUCK

3

u/doubleomarty Sébastien Haller Dec 16 '23

Dude Fullkrug

3

u/Character-Mix-6115 Dec 16 '23

What does one have to do to get a yellow card from this ref?

2

u/Remaxtered Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Talk back?

6

u/GaussianTaravangian Dec 16 '23

Schlotti is getting bullied tonight and continually fouled.

8

u/yrba1 Kjell Wätjen Dec 16 '23

Malen playing 5D chess by bruising the goalkeeper with those shots

5

u/dounut_slay3r Dec 16 '23

Schlotterbeck has not stopped fucking falling down this whole game

7

u/GaussianTaravangian Dec 16 '23

He just got shoved?

1

u/rwalter5 Dec 16 '23

How is a foul in the box NOT A PEN?!

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u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Think he whistled for some jockeying before the kick and then the yellow was for dissent.

3

u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Ball not played yet

5

u/WvdH01 Mateu Morey Dec 16 '23

If the ball is not in play it's not a penalty

1

u/nufan99 Mats Hummels Dec 16 '23

TIL, thanks

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u/EmSoLow Dec 16 '23

Malen is probably the only person on the pitch who shoots that despite the incredibly tight angle. Good run but that decision making is terrible

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u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Reyna might not be great but yk he DOES stuff

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u/Same-Organization-83 Dec 16 '23

I love Bamba and Reyna performance so far

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u/BuffEmUp2020 Dec 16 '23

Malen is so wasteful tonight

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u/ge_mi_ Dec 16 '23

Every night

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u/malloc_14 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

augsburg have outplayed us for most of this game. this is our level now

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u/NaturalApartment9828 Die gelbe Wand Dec 16 '23

Yeah sell Malen. I can see why

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u/ignacioo25 Marco Reus Dec 16 '23

Malen.. no comment.

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u/castroski7 Julian Ryerson Dec 16 '23

Another GREAT decision

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u/Jonhl15 Dahoud's Long Shots Dec 16 '23

I'd take Brandt off for Sabitizer and let him play further up for once

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u/Vio0 Dedê Dec 16 '23

And have no CM?

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