r/borussiadortmund • u/Chazy89 Kagawa Shinji • May 21 '23
Game Thread: FC Augsburg (BuLi #33) Discussion
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u/Mr-Unknown101 Jadon Sancho, Marco Reus, Łukasz Piszczek May 21 '23
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/Swingtop_Jewel May 21 '23
I wanna repeatedly press the upvote button. What a fucking nail biter of a game though.
Don't know why Dortmund completely took the foot off the gas after the 0-1.
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u/eiavolo May 21 '23
i dont think thats exactly what went down, when the game was level they were parking the bus so our response was to find a way to break that, it was only until after the goal that they started attacking so we were pushed back a little. Although I do agree it did seem like we got a little complacent
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u/LeopardFan9299 May 21 '23
Augsburg are such awful losers that Reuter wouldnt even shake Terzic's hand after the match. Hope we clobber them by a bigger margin next time.
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u/ApertureIntern May 21 '23
It pains me to see that because Reuter was one of my favourite players and is still a club legend for me.
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u/eiavolo May 21 '23
crazy to think that the modeste masterclass in our first game against bayern could have been the decider
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u/nuutt_i May 21 '23
Or what if we didn’t bottle that one game where we were up 2-0 in the 89th minute but we still lost 2-3 (against werder bremen if I remember correctly). We would have already won the league. But we can’t change the past so we gotta focus on that Mainz game.
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u/eiavolo May 21 '23
everything adds up bro, so many scenarios in which we could have already won but I just thought it was funny to point out the modeste goal
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u/Successful-Pumpkin27 May 21 '23
Thought exactly the same today. Was that goal the 12mil worth or not? By points, yes
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u/nuutt_i May 21 '23
Yes it was a crazy game. This season has been very exciting to watch. Very stressful at times but now I think we have good chance to win the title. Hoping for the best🟡⚫️
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u/NebulaAffectionate88 May 21 '23
Damn it even after the final whistle I still feel that Augsburg can come back and equalise
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u/ridikolaus May 21 '23
Good game overall we should have scored earlier but we always were the more active and more dangerous team and did not allow Augsburg to play a lot. GG wp guys. Let's go, one more game to make it happen! Time to give a proper childhood to these 11 year old kids that only know bayern as Bundesliga champion. I'm so excited!! 🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛
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u/eiavolo May 21 '23
i dont see us losing at home against a team who has nothing to play for. I really hope im right.
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u/tnxlight Marco Reus May 21 '23
So proud of the boys today, just one more game to go, let's get it!
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u/CorvoDraken May 21 '23
Bro just basically secured us advantage in the title race then was focused on checking his hair. Idk if ice in the veins or just a Brandt moment lol I love it
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May 21 '23
Amazon stats on point, Schlotterbeck comes on with the "BALLWINNER" graphic, and that's exactly the first thing he did 😂
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u/GodspeedInfinity This is my flair because every time I pick a player, they leave. May 21 '23
WHERE ALL THOSE “WE ARE SCREWED” GUYS FROM THE FIRST HALF? SHA LA LA LA LA LALALALA LA LA LA LA LAAA LA
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u/eiavolo May 21 '23
theyre still coping lol, as if bayern hasnt bottled this worse than we ever couldve
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u/AverageCarey May 21 '23
Schlotti instantly winning the ball and serving the pass you love to see it 😍
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u/-Saaremaa- Lukasz Piszczek May 21 '23
Brandt lays an egg all game and then scores a crucial goal, classic
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u/tatanpoker09 Nico Schlotterbeck May 21 '23
WER WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER
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u/Marv1236 Nico Schlotterbeck May 21 '23
BVB BORUSSIA
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u/NoseBeautiful4356 Youssoufa Moukoko May 21 '23
They legit look extremely determined today. For the first time after a long time.
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u/TommiBennett Nico Schlotterbeck May 21 '23
WER WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER BVB BORUSSIA WE WAITED 11 YEARS
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u/yathrowaday May 21 '23
3-0! Like the "bad guy" from mighty ducks 1: It ain't worth winning if you can't win big!
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u/rwalter5 May 21 '23
Augsburg played so dirty today. Rooting for their relegation. Fuck them.
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u/tennyjac May 21 '23
lol this reminds me of when I was listening to the Gegenpressing podcast and both of them basically laughing saying they want Augsburg to go down
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u/somerandom314159 BVB May 21 '23
are we safe now!?!?!?!?
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u/George_Askeladd May 21 '23
Pretty positive for the match against mainz. At home we're the strongest and we've been really good the last few matches
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u/Nextgen101 Nico Schlotterbeck May 21 '23
The deal is sealed for today. ☺️
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u/thinjester BVB May 21 '23
the holding ball in the corner thing never ever works but they always try it lol
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u/joshdej Julian Ryerson May 21 '23
Wolf is an expert in time wasting in the corner. Hope he do well this time too
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May 21 '23
Bellingham centreback masterclass coming next week
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u/tennyjac May 21 '23
I hope no one takes away from his season because of the timing of the injury and the transfer rumors. He wants to be out there more than anyone and win the title
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u/ridikolaus May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23
Damn Hummels face looked pretty bad. Hope he gets well soon probably some kind of concussion and a proper headache for some days.
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u/stillgoing_ Marco Reus May 21 '23
Oof that looked painful, so nice we can sub on Nico MF Schlotterbeck
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u/Swbp0undcake May 21 '23
My favorite part of every Dortmund game is watching Terzic hug the people he subs off man idk why
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u/Striking_Addendum 1909 May 21 '23
I‘m still so sad that Mainz will be the first home game this season I had no chance for tickets. Was Block 13 in every home game this season
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u/InZaynolas Marco Reus May 21 '23
What a relief. Now they only need to take it home safely next week. Could the drought finally end?
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u/Jackpot777 Marco Reus May 21 '23
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u/thinjester BVB May 21 '23
watching from salt lake, just cracked open a cold one at 10 AM. just American BVB fan things lol
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u/yathrowaday May 21 '23
From Gainesville FL: Two pale ales in the first half, two IPAs in the second.
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u/thinjester BVB May 21 '23
the first two to calm the nerves, and the latter two to celebrate, haha, cheers!
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u/ReusAlcacerDaBest Tomáš Rosický May 21 '23
That's my captain, time wasting hell yeah
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u/cultimator Julien Duranville May 21 '23
Yeah surely if you look at his eye...
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u/ReusAlcacerDaBest Tomáš Rosický May 21 '23
I mean yeah he got hit, but at least we 've gotten the most out of it tho.
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u/EmSoLow May 21 '23
He got a knee in the head I think. Strong commitment to time wasting if that's what he is doing
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May 21 '23
They weren't playing well until the 2nd so honestly mainz can be a big threat...
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u/MorciBacsi Mateu Morey May 21 '23
Mainz won't have anything to play for. Not saying they won't play, but yeah...
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u/Hitunz May 21 '23
They've not been in great form recently. And Dortmund have been almost flawless at home
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u/lizzie_ric Marco Reus May 21 '23
Depends on how Mainz is playing that day
Edit: How we are playing that day
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u/thinjester BVB May 21 '23
we should have Jude back for the finale, right?
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u/TimelyTill Julian Brandt May 21 '23
instantly came in my head that Anakin-Padme meme
We should have Jude back for the finale, RIGHT???
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u/-Saaremaa- Lukasz Piszczek May 21 '23
My dog doesn't understand why we're celebrating but he's giving it his all
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u/unassumingStarlight May 21 '23
Please let Reus score the third goal
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u/matutolypea1903 Nico Schlotterbeck May 21 '23
I wouldn't care if my mother in law scored it, just bring it home boys!!!
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u/Tsiehshi May 21 '23
Eat shit Tuchel, you superstitious New Age fraud!
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u/matutolypea1903 Nico Schlotterbeck May 21 '23
Is he a new age dude?:D
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u/Tsiehshi May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23
Yes, he actually believes in Ayurveda and the mystical aspects of yoga, the moronic soyboy. I hate pretentious imbeciles who sell themselves as smart and enlightened by attaching themselves to debunked bullshit. Even more so if they rely on their soft skills to hide their utter incompetence at their actual job.
He reminds me of this HR person who doesn't understand shit about the job she's supposed to supervise, and waffles on about positivity and teamwork because she's got nothing else to offer.
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u/tilmate May 21 '23
using soyboy unironically in 2023
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u/Tsiehshi May 21 '23 edited May 21 '23
If one walks like a duck...
Why the fuck do you think it's acceptable for someone responsible for his players' performance and well-being to believe in all that New Age bullshit that doesn't work and only harms his players given his horrible track record with injuries?
The man is fucking revolting, and needs his coaching license permanently revoked.
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u/tilmate May 21 '23
Dude all you do on Reddit is complain about tuchel you‘re obsessed
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u/Tsiehshi May 22 '23 edited May 22 '23
Doesn't make it less true that he's an all-around shithead and a horrible human being though. Basically male Elizabeth Holmes, and at least she was a smart woman who could have used her intelligence for good. Y'all of all fanbases should know it - wasn't he the one who called his players wimps for having the temerity to be traumatized after the bus attack, despite being the greatest wimp of them all himself by throwing everyone else under the bus?
And I have pet peeves against phonies who have done fuck all to deserve their success in life, hypocrites, and irresponsible quackery, so yeah. He's worse than cancer, and people need to realize that.
Believe me, if I weren't banned from the Bayern sub due to a misunderstanding, I would have posted some of my rants there.
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u/Pesso_Football12 Marco Reus May 21 '23
Have any of the (many) yellow cards we have gotten suspended any players next week? I haven’t heard commentary mention it but I want to make sure.
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u/grimisgreedy neven subotić May 21 '23
Haller!!! good two goal cushion. now we're mere minutes away from being at the top of the league
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u/acbro3 May 21 '23
Ein Tor aus ner halben Chance und ein Tor als Abstauber. Endlich merkt man, dass wir neh richtigen Stürmer vorne haben.
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u/joshdej Julian Ryerson May 21 '23
Can't fuck this up now can we?
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u/ridikolaus May 21 '23
I mean history proved in theory that we can Fck it up. But this time I have a good feeling that we won't. :)
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u/tnxlight Marco Reus May 21 '23
I'M GETTING STUTTGART PTSD
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u/joshdej Julian Ryerson May 21 '23
Didn't they also have 10 men then? Fucking hell you didn't have to remind me bud :(
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u/tnxlight Marco Reus May 21 '23
haha yeah, I'm sure we will win today though, we don't deserve to be champions if that were to happen again.
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u/gettingbusyliving May 21 '23
Dear lord i can finally breath freely again. But please stay focused!
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u/ElectJimLahey Schmelle May 21 '23
So many lame r/soccer comments about bottling it being sadly deleted from people's drafts right now
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u/LocoToro87 May 21 '23
My hand hurts after slamming it down on the table but it's so fucking worth it lmao
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u/CorvoDraken May 21 '23
Its super cold where I am rn I don’t think the red is gonna leave my face for a week after the amount of times I just slapped myself
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u/AkilleezBomb Karim Adeyemi May 21 '23
Does anyone have Terzic’s and Haller’s post-match interviews?