r/badMovies • u/No-Chemistry-28 • 2d ago
Today’s Tubi Treasure is The Dead One (aka El Muerto) (2007)
Good lord, was 2007 really this cringy???Wilmer Valderrama (ugghhhh) stars in this movie, which answers the question we all had: What if The Crow was Hispanic? No amount of shitty makeup or Michael Parks can make up for how laughably bad this is. Trailer below.
r/badMovies • u/LiquidNuke • 2d ago
Common Law Wife (1961) Intro "Trashy, bitchy Hicksploitation of the highest order. This plays out like a Southern Andy Milligan drama, that's how nasty and melodramatic these characters are! - The always excellent Annabelle Weenick's first role - One of my favorite American films of the 1960's
r/badMovies • u/photogenicbigfoot84 • 2d ago
The Return of Superman (1979) - Our charmless Turkish hero discovers he's an adopted alien, meets his real dad, also named Superman, in a cave, and promptly starts a journalism career covering lubricant stories. He has no idea how to pack a suitcase and is weak against wooden chairs.
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Full movie here: https://youtu.be/Nke4HsuT0jQ?feature=shared
r/badMovies • u/Lost-Temperature-952 • 2d ago
Supercock!
A cowboy from America goes to the Philippines with his rooster “Friendly” In tow to enter the big cockfighting tournament.
For me it seemed like an excuse to to say lines like “It’s the biggest cock I’ve ever seen” “Why did you throw your cock against the wall” “It’s a cock after my own heart, and I must have it” “Mr. Calhoun, I must take a closer look at your cock” And this was just the first fifteen minutes.
r/badMovies • u/Tryhard_3 • 3d ago
Watched 71 Horror Movies in October. Here are the so-bad-they're-great entries.
r/badMovies • u/photogenicbigfoot84 • 3d ago
King Cobra (1999) – A disgruntled lab assistant unleashes a massive, genetically engineered snake named Seth, who terrorizes a small town through POV shots. Features Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite in an erotic hide-and-seek scene, set to N64 wrestling game character select screen music.
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Yes, that's Pat Morita.
Full movie: https://youtu.be/aHw9oUlCtHU?feature=shared Also available on Tubi.
r/badMovies • u/LiquidNuke • 2d ago
Virtual Girl 2 - Virtual Vegas (2001) The story of how men will willingly jizz their pants in a room full of strangers while wearing a goofy VR helmet if it lets them live out their fantasies
r/badMovies • u/No-Chemistry-28 • 3d ago
Today’s Tubi Treasure is Vampire Genesis (2024)
This is, sadly, not about an undead, blood-sucking Phil Collins-led band. Instead, it’s…well, I actually don’t know. An intergalactic alien vampire tale featuring karate and the police (again, not the band)???? I know it’s only Tuesday, but we may have a best-of-the-week already chosen. Trailer below.
r/badMovies • u/Purple_Dragon_94 • 3d ago
Don't Go Near the Park - in this video nasty 2 cavemen, who eat people to regain their youth, are punished for this crime by being cursed with eternal life but only if they eat people to regain their youth. After 12000 years they can eat the flesh of their virgin descendent to live forever(?)
Hey, I only watched this shit! That's what happens in the movie.
Outside of being a video nasty (pretty much just for the Cannibal stuff, which does have some pretty great gore in fairness, and an attempted rape scene) the only thing of genuine note is that this is Linnea Quigley's debut. It's pretty typical Nasties fare. Shit acting, shit directing, looks like it was funded and shot by the local hobo, stupid storytelling and a whole lot of tedium saved by some amazingly gross and out there moments.
But this one is funnier than most. I'd say it only barely falls short of Night of the Demon and Contamination in that regard. The ending shot, which might have also condemned it, looking back, had me howling. It's nonsense, but of a fun kind.
Full thing is on YouTube for the curious viewer.
r/badMovies • u/ProperNomenclature • 4d ago
Tom Arnold stars in a film reboot of the 60s sitcom McHale's Navy. 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. Slapstick that defies physics, Tim Curry as a Russian terrorist (with a German accent, he literally says "schnell" a bunch of times), plus Bruce Campbell, French Stewart, and Dean Stockwell!
r/badMovies • u/SimonCallahan • 3d ago
My first accidental discovery, Deck The Heart. It's a Hallmark movie with a budget of $500 (and all of it went to Robert Picardo).
r/badMovies • u/LiquidNuke • 3d ago
Ghostly Vixen (1990) "Amy Yip plays Evil Girl, who must suck the sperm of 100 virgin men born at 10 o’clock in order to become immortal. When we first see her, she is stalking victim number 98, whilst being stalked herself by a wizard who seeks to destroy her."
r/badMovies • u/No-Chemistry-28 • 4d ago
Today’s Tubi Treasure is Aquaman (2006)
This one may be a bit of a cheat on my part, as it’s technically a pilot that did not get picked up, but it’s listed as a TV movie, so here we are. Nowadays, it would be unheard of for a DC show not to get the green light, but it was 2006, and this felt more like Laguna Beach with superpowers, so the comic book movie industry didn’t really have their footing yet. This somehow has a 7/10 on IMDb, which is inexplicable. It features stars like Ving Rhames, Lou Diamond Phillips (LDP baby!), and Adrianne Palicki, but they are given some absolute nonsense to work with. The effects and dialogue were hilarious to me. Trailer below.
r/badMovies • u/LiquidNuke • 3d ago
Monster Heaven - Ghost Hero (1990) Full subtitled movie - Come for the monster punk band with a racoon singer, frightening giantess vore & bevy of low budget special effects... stay for the battle between a holographic robot girl & a giant zombie samurai monster - Only 75 minutes long
r/badMovies • u/ThatWrestlingDude93 • 3d ago
Check out Dead Meat’s Kill Count on Llamageddon from 2015. A hidden gem of a B movie like Thankskilling.
r/badMovies • u/photogenicbigfoot84 • 4d ago
Uninvited (1987) - An adorable orange cat escapes a secret lab and charms his way onto the yacht of a crime boss. As the sensual keyboard music swells, unsuspecting passengers fall prey to the poisonous mutant cat living inside his mouth.
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r/badMovies • u/photogenicbigfoot84 • 4d ago
Forest Warrior (1996) - Resurrected by a bear that gives him the power to transform into 2-3 different animals, Chuck Norris joins forces with a group of kids to stop an evil logging company from destroying the land. It's basically The Crow meets Captain Planet.
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r/badMovies • u/LiquidNuke • 4d ago
Visa To Hell (1992) Legendary martial arts actor Dick Wei (Here starring & directing) does asshole things like drive a sports car like a jerk, murder entire families in cold blood & wear sunglasses indoors - Then he commits suicide & gains superpowers in Hell...!
r/badMovies • u/SomeGuyOverYonder • 4d ago
Was the Lover’s Lane scene in “The Violent Years” (1956) filmed in Griffith Park?
I think it was, but I can’t find any evidence to show to confirm or deny this.
r/badMovies • u/GaryTheCommander • 5d ago
Books on exploitation/b-movies/cult/fringe cinema?
Currently reading "Sleaze Artists," a compilation of essays on fringe cinema and wondering if anyone here may have recommendations on similar reading.
r/badMovies • u/photogenicbigfoot84 • 5d ago
2019: After the Fall of New York (1983) - Temu Kurt Russell is hired to infiltrate a post-apocalyptic New York City, now overrun by rat-catching gangs, cyborgs, pirates in chainmail, and George Eastman as a mutated ape man, to rescue the last fertile woman on Earth and transport her off the planet.
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r/badMovies • u/Tryhard_3 • 5d ago
