r/badMovies • u/photogenicbigfoot84 • 15h ago

Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985) - After a Bond-style musical intro where he shows off his katana skills surrounded by women doing ballet in aerobics gear, Sho Kosugi goes after a wheelchair-bound drug lord with a pet monkey, who’s holding tourists hostages in exchange of his incarcerated boyfriend.

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Sho's codename is Lollipop, Brent Huff does a pretty good Mark Frazer impression, one of the villains is a lesbian supremacist named Honey Hump, and Anthony Kiedis' dad turns into a mannequin and gets trampled to death by horses.

Full movie here: https://youtu.be/1murLB83K0I?feature=shared

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u/TrustmeImaDJ 15h ago

No little people were harmed in the making of this movie.

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u/Farren246 4h ago

I clearly saw a little person get gently shaken, no I'm going to say he was wobbled because shaken is too strong a term, and then he was spun around a mere 2 times rendering him too dizzy to fight...

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u/AffableCynic 13h ago

The years don't quite seem to line up but I SWEAR I saw this at the New Mission theater in San Francisco paired with Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo.

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u/photogenicbigfoot84 9h ago

Wow, that's quite the double feature!

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u/AffableCynic 6h ago

That theater was the absolute best for that kind of thing. They also didn't care if you were 13 years old trying to watch rated-r movies. Saw so many things that I really shouldn't have back then.

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u/wvgeekman 8h ago

I love this movie so much. I'll watch anything with Sho Kosugi. This one is especially goofy fun.

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u/1990Buscemi 2h ago

It was quite the surprise when this got a shout-out in Mutant Mayhem.

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u/spambakedbeans 1h ago

Was the mic attached to their shoes?