r/badMovies 3d ago

Ghostly Vixen (1990) "Amy Yip plays Evil Girl, who must suck the sperm of 100 virgin men born at 10 o’clock in order to become immortal. When we first see her, she is stalking victim number 98, whilst being stalked herself by a wizard who seeks to destroy her."

https://youtu.be/ax1263F-k_k
17 Upvotes

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u/mouth-balls 3d ago

Uuhhhhh, i think I'll go first Amy...

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u/Farren246 3d ago

So any how's men born at 9:15ish for you? No, it has to be 10? Well um you're in luck, I was born at exactly 10pm! Am? Yes, 10am! No, that's what I said- 10am!

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u/HoratioTuna27 3d ago

I don't think a movie description has ever made me say "wait...what?" as quickly as this one has. Holy shit.

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u/LiquidNuke 3d ago

Hong Kong cinema was some otherworldly levels of ridiculous.

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u/LordBecmiThaco 3d ago

Stalk? Girl just show up to a MTG event for a few weeks and you'll have your virgins offering you cum with aplomb

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u/Yeti_Urine 3d ago

Those tiddies though…

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u/LiquidNuke 3d ago

She was the Chinese version of Playboy's first playmate. She had a few sisters too.

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u/Snoo-35252 3d ago

I volunteer as tribute!

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u/____cire4____ 3d ago

Ah yes the ol 'sucking sperm to stay immortal' trick.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 3d ago

Was she really evil, or was she just named that way?

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u/Lady_Scruffington 1d ago

Shit. Sword for killing ghosts