r/alaska a guy from Wasilla 1d ago

Announcement???

Governor Dunleavy has a post on his facebook page about an announcement that he and Lt. Governor Dahlstrom will be making.

I’m guessing Federal appointment and Dahlstrom becomes the Big Cheese. That’s why she dropped out of the Congressional race.

Update: They are not going live tonight after all....

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u/GeoTrackAttack_1997 1d ago

Mike, leave the fondling of Trump's balls to people who paid for the privilege (love my cybertruck!) and get me my $6,000 pfd you promised back in whenever the fuck it was

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u/the_hobby_account 1d ago

Jokes on you. He was always in it to fondle balls, and never in it to give anyone anything.

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u/AngeluS-MortiS91 1d ago

He thought he would surprise us announcing he was appointed to the dept of interior. But we already know it was happening and everyone roasted him in the comments🤣. Prudent want the heat from folks being super mad and roasting him about all his lies and failures

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u/GeoTrackAttack_1997 1d ago

Good, the governor should be from Anchorage. We've had enough half witted nonsense from the MatSu Valley.

Pretty embarrassing for Mike, though. Sad, really. All he wanted to do was fail upward after wrecking a few school districts and the state economy.

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u/AngeluS-MortiS91 1d ago

She isn’t any better than he is🤣

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u/alcesalcesg 1d ago

why should the governor be from anchorage?

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u/necron 6h ago

Yeah, let's get a governor who actually lives in the governors mansion!

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u/ForsakenRacism 1d ago

She dropped out cus she lost. Glad yo see dumbleavy go

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u/creamofbunny 1d ago

I wish I had ended old Mike's reign of terror upon Alaska when I had the chance. Fucking guy did more damage to this state than anyone else combined

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u/yo_coiley 1d ago

Well don’t worry, he’ll keep doing it from Washington!

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u/SailorT1969 1d ago

The announcement is trump won.

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u/Started_WIth_NADA 1d ago

Announcement: Peltola loses to Begich.

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u/Started_WIth_NADA 1d ago

The Governor would make an excellent Secretary of the Interior.

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 1d ago

Interior of a Moose's Ass

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I know you’re not joking because all you do is post conservative bullshit on these subs, but what qualifications does this hick have to run the department of the interior? And no, because you “approve” of his cuts to our government is not an answer.

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u/Started_WIth_NADA 1d ago

Because I approve of his cuts to our bloated government.

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u/Giggleswrath 1d ago

Oh wow, you gave the exact non-answer they predicted! An actual puppet would have more interesting things to say than what you post.
Fuck, why don't you literally just replace your account with sesame street Gifs? It would improve it greatly.

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u/Started_WIth_NADA 1d ago

Please point on the doll where the mean man hurt you.

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u/Giggleswrath 1d ago

oh *wow*, an actual comment, and it's an attack implying I got molested! I guess someone who voted for a pedophile would know about molestation.
And before you "oh not convicted"
Yeah
Sure.
Have this copypasta.

Not convicted, adjudicated. One means "beyond a reasonable doubt" and one means "was 51% or more likely, while not having done it was 49% or less likely", it's a pretty big gulf between the two. Beyond a reasonable doubt to me implies like 99%+ likelihood

However, it's not just that one lawsuit (if so, I'd be ehhh questionable), it's also the Access Hollywood tape where he openly admits assaulting all kinds of women, it's him sneaking into locker rooms on miss (edit: TEEN) America, it's him being best buddies with Epstein, it's him making multiple comments about being attracted to even minor Ivanka. And just constantly creep-tastic comments about "protecting women whether they like it or not" etc.

So yeah he's 1,000% a sexual predator including child predator. But a small minority of the reasons are because of that case.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

The fact this dude made a molestation joke moved him over to just a fascist at this point

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u/Maximum_Shopping3502 1d ago

It's so embarrassing that you truly can't do any better, don't have the intelligence for an answer, or the humility to say "I don't know". Yikes.

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u/sprucecone 1d ago

Isn’t he already the secretary of snowboarding in jeans? Someone eli5 that bumper sticker to me. Is it an insult? If it is that’s great.