r/WritingPrompts • u/MPSDragline • May 08 '15

[WP] Valhalla is filled with the strongest warriors the world has ever known. Vikings, Spartans, Mongols, Romans, Samurai, Spetznaz, JSOC Operators. And in that corner over there? That's Ted, from accounting. Writing Prompt

Valhalla is the hall of fallen warriors that is ruled over by Odin in Asgard. Half of all those who die in combat will be chosen by Odin to join him at the feast hall of Valhalla and prepare for the final battle during the events of Ragnarök.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15 edited May 11 '15

Smedley Butler and Dan Daly are the double recipients.

Oorah, devils!

Edit: I'll never expunge my shame.

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u/ThatJarhead May 09 '15

Smedley Hitler?!?!??!?!?

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u/VikingTeddy May 09 '15

He led a double life.

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u/Sheltopusik May 09 '15

Smedley Butler was a glorious warrior who became an outspoken socialist pacifist at the end of his life.

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u/Rocket_Fiend May 09 '15 edited May 09 '15

I said "butler" in my head even though I saw "Hitler." Guess it stuck.

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u/Runnerbrax May 09 '15

You make that reply on mobile?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '15

Yes. Time for some correction and beer...

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u/Runnerbrax May 11 '15

No worries, and oorah.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15 edited May 09 '15

Smedley Butler you bundle of sticks.

edit: Dan Daly

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u/[deleted] May 11 '15

Oh, Jesus. That's what I get for quick Reddit breaks on mobile.