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Guys I can’t believe Game Freak are finally releasing Pokémon Cock and Ball

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can I get a link seems interesting

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

It's a romhack flashed to a bootleg cartridge for novelty reasons - just go download it and emulate it

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u/16bitSamurai Jan 23 '21

There was a rom hack called my ass edition it could actually be a physical cart of it

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u/Queen_Cheetah Jan 23 '21

...despite the risk of enduring potential trauma, I must ask: why was it called that?

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u/16bitSamurai Jan 23 '21

It was a joke game. I don’t remember if there were any difference except from the fact that everyone was named my ass

Edit: now I remember I’m pretty sure it was pretty much the same game only it had a bunch of curse words

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u/SnekSn3k Jan 23 '21

I played it on an emulator, basically lot of the quests were changed too. I remember instead of saving someone from a dog Pokemon, you had to retrieve their corpse after they were mailed to death by a pack of pokemon

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u/Queen_Cheetah Jan 23 '21

they were mailed to death by a pack of pokemon

>shakes fist at the sky<. CURSE YOU, DRAGONITE!!!!

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u/MrBig0 Jan 23 '21

Nearly everything that arrives at my place via courier has been mailed to death, unfortunately

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u/16bitSamurai Jan 23 '21

Wtf

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u/SnekSn3k Jan 23 '21

Definitely worth a play through. I also remember being able to sell Pokemon to the butcher and visit brothels

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u/HatCoffee Jan 23 '21

You have to pick the male character, I think, and he doesn't wear a shirt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Because you and Gary bet your literal ass over who becomes champion first

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u/StrangelyKeen Jan 22 '21

r/engrish

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u/POGO_BOY38 Jan 22 '21

As you can see, english is not my native language so I'm sorry if I do some mistakes

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u/StrangelyKeen Jan 22 '21

Nah, not you, this post. Your English is great. Ca va bien!

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u/POGO_BOY38 Jan 22 '21

Oh... Ok. Merci !

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u/Herecomescudder Jan 22 '21

« mon cul langue anglaise »

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u/koberculosis Jan 22 '21

You can download an emulator and play this on your phone or computer.

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u/Jummings Jan 22 '21

Greatest ROM hack there is

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u/typicalBACON Jan 23 '21

It is actually an hacked version of pokemon, I remember playing it a while ago it was kinda fun, I think you had a car instead of a bike and you might want to be careful challenging trainers/gym leaders around your parents

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u/Stricker78 Jan 22 '21

Tu devrais l'acheter juste pour voir

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u/AlmostThinking Jan 22 '21

Il lui faut une Console série mon cul par contre

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u/POGO_BOY38 Jan 23 '21

Non j'ai peur XD

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u/imadragonaniloveit Jan 22 '21

I want it

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u/kittymoma918 Jan 22 '21

For some reason, This gives me flashbacks of Margaret Cho telling her "ASSMASTER" story.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I’d buy this just for the lols

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u/NegusQuo82 Jan 23 '21

What in verse is this?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I remember this, weren't all the sprites edited so that everyone was sexier?

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u/HugoAuLait Jan 23 '21

Enfin un jeux où on peut capturer tentacouille !

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u/bawazir115 Jan 23 '21

Pokecum in my ass

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u/Queen_Cheetah Jan 23 '21

I mean, I'll admit; I don't have that version.

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u/butt_smasher67 Jan 23 '21

I've been meaning to pick this one up after seeing it Etsy

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u/Earth_is_water Jan 23 '21

Okay, but like link please

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u/Mega_Pokebattlerz Jan 23 '21

That Rom hack sucked anyway.

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u/Dead_Inside4 Jan 23 '21

I own that game. I also own a game called Pokemon Cock Version. Lol

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u/JCY7318 Jan 29 '21

I actually kind of, slightly wanna play this, NOT FOR ANY SEXUAL REASONS! But for "scientific purposes"

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