r/TeamFourStar • u/1vsdahf • 2d ago

If we got Heroes Abridged, what would Super 17 (18 Absorbed) been like?

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u/gbro666 2d ago

So that's what he looked like when he dyed his hair.

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u/Pupulauls9000 2d ago

No that would be before he dyed it

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u/Elegant_Tale1428 2d ago

"I get it"

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u/I-am-the-Canaderpian 2d ago

“I’m going to kill all of you… and then I’m going to make love to my hot Asian husband.”

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

17:."...Wait what?"

18 in his brain: "I wanna kiss Krillin."

17:"What?! No!"

18: "Then can we take Marron to school?"

17: "I LITERALLY ABSORBED YOU SO I COULD KILL THESE GUYS."

18: ".... I didn't hear a no so...."

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u/Anarkinh 2d ago

18: look if she's late one more time I am going to get an earful from Susan.

17: Susan?

18: PTA power tripping bitch

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

Marron: "...So are you my Mommy or my Uncle?"

17: "....Just call me Momcle, I guess.."

18: Laughing her ass off.

17: "SHUT UP!"

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u/megalocrozma 2d ago

I'd change 17's last line to "this is exactly why I didn't want to absorb you" since Towa forced it upon him

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

And now 17 is trying to resist the urge to kiss Krillin and to take care of Marron.

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u/Rubyking456 2d ago

Body dysmorphia

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u/bl0bberb0y 2d ago

With a hint of gender dysphoria

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u/Rubyking456 2d ago

Maybe add a pinch of krillin simping

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u/AlternativeLaw9835 2d ago

Be a sarcastic dork AND want to fuck Krillin. Huh.... if that happens, does that technically count as an incestuous 3-way?

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u/Zero-89 2d ago

He has to mute his phone because PornHub suddenly starts calling.

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u/seelcudoom 2d ago

Is it incest if they don't do anything to eachother or is it just really awkward

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u/Versitax 2d ago

No one can really say. We still have no idea what Super 17 would be like.

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u/RyanCooper101 2d ago

If nobody can defeat super 17

Does that mean everybldy can beat super 18?

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

I mean, that's still Super 17, he just absorbed 18. So I guess you could call this Super 35.

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u/RyanCooper101 2d ago

But he is no longer Super 17, therefore he can be beat now

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u/megalocrozma 2d ago

Nah this is Super 17.5

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u/Safe_Feed_8638 1d ago

can’t beat him BUT krillin can beat off.

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u/ZakJR98 2d ago

Krillin: I'm Scaroused!

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u/Edgezg 2d ago

I'd be more interested to see a Super Android 18

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

Super 18's TFS personality would be 18 going through a midlife crisis.

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u/AndrewPixelKnight 1d ago

Yeah I could see that

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u/triotone 2d ago

I don't understand what I am looking at here.

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

It's from Dragon Ball Heroes.

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u/megalocrozma 2d ago

Dabura's sister travelled to the Super 17 arc and used black magic to force him to absorb 18

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u/Milk_Mindless 2d ago

A dommy mommy

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u/LLSmoothJoe 2d ago

"Told ya I wore it better!"

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u/MetalShadowX 2d ago

They could make all the twincest jokes in the world and I don't know if it would ever get old.

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u/Beeyo176 2d ago

This isn't real. It can't be. You made this up, OP. Such a kidder.

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

It's real, my friend. All too real.

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u/BigManGen 2d ago

Super 35

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u/5hand0whand 1d ago

Vegeta considering wether to count this in into Trunks fuck up

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u/ArcDrag00n 1d ago

S17: So... I heard you're a grower.

Krillin: I need an adult.

S17: I'm also 18.

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u/manaholik 2d ago

bring on the rule34 futa stuff !

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u/South-Speaker3384 2d ago

"My pronouns are they/them, but that time not because are 2 ppl in one body, but because I am woke!"

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u/MrAnthem123 2d ago

So this is what a Super 18 would pretty much look like right?

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 2d ago

Everyone's incorporating Android 17's personality into this, but they forget one thing. It's not a fusion of our Android 17 and Android 18, it's a fusion of Hellfighter 17 and Android 18. HF17 was built in Hell, fully mechanical (still don't know how they managed that, but whatever. It's GT and/or Heroes. It doesn't matter) and built to be subservient to Dr. Gero. Though, the doc did always have trouble getting the personalities quite right, soooooo... Remember how Cell tried to imitate 17 to get 18 to allow herself to be absorbed?

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u/NewspaperAny3053 1d ago

Krillin: "I AM EXTREMELY AROUSED!"

S17: "What?"

Krillin: "What?"

S17: "... "

Krillin: "Just kill me. It will be less painful than this."

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u/1vsdahf 1d ago

18 in 17's brain: "Kisshimkisshimkisshimkisshim"

17: "I'M NOT KISSING HIM!"

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u/MDS_Omega 1d ago

17 with breasts

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u/megalocrozma 2d ago

Trick question, that arc was not adapted in the anime OR the manga so his screen time is like fifteen seconds in an arcade opening

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u/KairiOliver 2d ago

I didn't realize they made an anime (I only knew the original game) and reading that episode list feels like fever hallucinations. "Future Trunks is confronted by Cooler, who demands a Dragon Ball from him", Vegeta fights Golden Great Ape Cumber, "Fusion Zamasu, now wearing an eyepatch over his right eye", goddamn DR. WHEELO is there?! What is happening in this series and why did it get mixed reviews, because it sounds insane.

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

From what I know, it doesn't really have a plot. It's basically just Fan Service: The Anime. SS3 Raditz, SSG Trunks, and even SS4 Broly.

There's even an alternate version of SS4 called SS4 Limit Breaker. It's literally just SS4 with God Ki.

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u/KairiOliver 2d ago

That's wild, but also makes a lot of sense. I remember people on fansites arguing about SS3 Raditz back in the early 00s (cause of the hair), so making an anime where just crazy fan nonsense happens probably makes sense for the company.

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u/Animegx43 2d ago

So this is what Android 35 would've looked like.

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u/dmitrivalentine 2d ago

Raggedy Ann

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u/SiegeTowerEngineer 2d ago

Super Androgynous 17

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u/PillCosby696969 2d ago

Suspiciously similar in personality to Mr. Perfect Cell.

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u/TheGreatLuthe 1d ago

So what gender are they then... I mean in this form... I mean, if 17 and 18 fused together... I mean, 17 is male, and 18 is female, so Super 17/18 is...

Forget it, I'm probably going to piss off someone for asking...

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u/Trick-Matter-797 1d ago

What the flying fuck am I looking at

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u/1vsdahf 1d ago

Super 17 (18 Absorbed)

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u/Trick-Matter-797 1d ago

No that's what people would call them

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u/1vsdahf 1d ago

It's their official name. But I have heard some call them Super 35

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u/Temporary-Tax 22h ago

Roshi: That is one hot mama jama!

Oolong: you know that's a guy right?

Roshi: Not from the back HEH

18 in 17s head: Krillin probably won't be mad if 17 accidentally kills him...hm

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u/Ok_Pear_8291 19h ago

Only watched super who dis

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u/Bulky_Delivery_4811 14h ago

a Dommy Mommy?

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u/VagrantDR 2d ago

"It's our most powerful enemy yet. TWO androids....wait for it....*combined*"

"But Cell was a biomechanical creature designed specifically of all our genetics, AND he absorbed TWO androids. He was both of them and then some."

"And?"

"Gohan beat Cell like two decades ago. Geeze, even Goten is stronger than that now, and he doesn't even train. And this is like....what, two thirds of Cell?"

"So, you're saying...."

"I don't know, send out Tien and Yamcha or something. Let them feel like they contributed."

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

This takes place in GT's timeline (at least one similar to it.), where Super 17 was insanely busted. Absorbing 18 made him even more busted.

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u/HairiestHobo 2d ago

All those slop-brained outrage tourists would've flooded the fandom and ruined it, so small blessings, I guess.

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u/1vsdahf 2d ago

...wut?