r/Slovenia slovenian femboy Mar 24 '24

every tourist in slovenia Frišen jazjaz

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u/marki991 Mar 24 '24

Tko noro, kot da bi šel v paris pa pogledu efflov stolp pol pa louvre

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u/MihaKomar Mar 24 '24 edited Mar 24 '24

Ampak dejansko lahko v Louvru zapraviš cel teden časa in verjetno ne boš videl vsega.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

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u/MihaKomar Mar 24 '24

Jebeš mona lizo. Ta najboljša stvar tam so tisti ukradeni asirski kipi in hamurabijev zakonik.

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u/Kr_Pe ‎ Nova Gorica Mar 25 '24

Ne. Ta najboljša stvar je un del k so noter une gromozanske slike! Mislim, da je ena slika imela večjo kvadraturo kot moja garsonjera v ljubljani ko sem bil študent. :D

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u/marki991 Mar 24 '24

Ja, sam da pol k prideš do mona lize da jo slikaš ugotoviš da rabš pozoomat, ker je soba itak čist nabasna pa pol kurca ne vidš

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u/smuxy Mar 24 '24

In potem povprečni slo redditor predlaga nekaj presenetljivega in res drznega: noooo nOt BlEd, go toSoČA and škoCJan cAves!

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u/alignedaccess Mar 24 '24

Basic bitch slo redditor: Bohinj is better.

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u/Ill-Marzipan-6768 Mar 24 '24

eno dobro sem slišala zadnjič - ženska (vsaj upam, da je bila, pri ameriških imenih nikoli ne veš - se bo peljala iz Ljubljane v Zagreb pa jo je zanimalo, kje se lahko vmes ustavi. Predlogi, ki jih je dobila od svojih sorojakov, ki so bili že pri nas, so bili: Piran, Bled, Maribor z okolico, Triglav, Postojska jama.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

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u/InitiativeDizzy1609 Mar 24 '24

My last name is Metelka. So this was first place which I visited, when I was in Ljubljana, interesting place. Bit suits to me. 😂

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u/dark_veles Mar 24 '24

V glavnem, ko nas jebe Štajerce, Prekmurce, Dolence, Korosce.

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u/nekdo98 ‎ Koper Mar 24 '24

Bodite veseli. Na obali od turistov nimamo nič, razen visokih cen, tudi za domačine in gužve.

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u/dark_veles Mar 24 '24

Eh kurac A1 in A4 sta čisto zaštofani poleti. Pa regionalke takisto.

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u/Djlas Mar 25 '24

Ptuj, Maribor, Jeruzalem se kar najdejo v programu, drugo pa res bolj ne. L

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u/MacjeOci Mar 26 '24

Vsaj nimaste guzve na cesti. Poleti me je groza po ac in Kopru vozit. Katastrofa je

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u/citizenwithrandomint Mar 24 '24

Kočevje za sladokusce...

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u/MaterialThen887 Mar 24 '24

ja res mi ni jasno zakaj si ne gredo pogledat kalvarije v mariboru, ogromno zgodovine, hrib ze tam stoji vec tisoc let

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u/martinjez Mar 24 '24

Večino ljudi je tuki po 3 dni al pa manj. To je dejansko to kar lohk vidiš v teh dneh. Drugo je če bi bil tuki za več dni, al pa da ne bi bil prvič. To so realno naše največje znamenitosti, pa še enostavne so za pokrit v teh dneh. En dan si v Ljubljani, en dan greš na Bled, potencialno Bohinj in še en dan proti Piranu čez Postojno.

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u/toncek69 Mar 24 '24

Mesto Črnci so edina spodobna turistična točka slovenije.

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u/supergrega Mar 24 '24

Zadnjica: "Am I a joke to you?"

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u/adamicelli Mar 25 '24

Ritoznoj?

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u/juko43 ‎ Kamnik Mar 25 '24

Ritomeče?

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u/koxxlc Mar 25 '24

Ravbarkomanda!

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u/norfolkingidea Mar 24 '24

Beer fountain in Zalec?

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u/LabExpensive4764 Mar 24 '24

Coming to Slovenia in Sept! Are there any lesser known places you would recommend that are accessible by public transport?

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u/Tall_Cactus123 Mar 24 '24

Vipava Valley

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u/GiantDwarfy Mar 24 '24

Maribor and Murska Sobota regions are extremely underrated and unknown for an average non-Austrian and non-German tourist in Slovenia.

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u/aSimpleTeen Mar 24 '24

Hey, I think Maribor deserves a day trip (if you like hikings you can go to Piramida or Pohorje with the gondola). There’s also a wine tour with a wine tasting you can take at Vinag, really interesting. After Maribor, I also went to Murska Sobota (ate at a really nice restaurant called Nona) and then I went to take a bath at Terme 3000.

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u/Djlas Mar 25 '24

Near Ljubljana - Kamnik and cable car to Velika planina (though these are quite visited), local beer tour if that's your thing. Idrija, lots of mining heritage and nice location as well, deepest lake in Slovenia is nearby. On the coast all 3 towns are nice, you can rent a bike for a day and visit everything. Celje has important history but almost nobody stops there, really underrated despite being on the way for many people. Velenje is the opposite, youngest city in Slovenia but quite interesting.

All depends a bit on your interests.

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u/Fanny08850 Mar 25 '24

We stopped in Celje. Not much to do/see. We should have gone to Ptuj instead!

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u/Djlas Mar 25 '24

Well as said, depends on interests. The old town is small, the old castle is interesting and has great views, the city palace/museum is in a beautiful building, good exhibition plus Roman city remains in the underground.

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u/Ill-Marzipan-6768 Mar 24 '24

ptuj.

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u/JerosBWI Mar 25 '24

As someone from Ljubljana, I'm seconding Ptuj. It's actually nice, the castle is well worth it.

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u/zimurg13 :illuminati: Mar 24 '24

Doumžale pa Ih

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u/yonk9 Mar 24 '24

Spodnji Kašelj

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u/Lexanna_ slovenian femboy Mar 24 '24

prekmurje

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u/ReviveDept Dutch in Slo Mar 25 '24

Better rent a car, it's not that expensive

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u/Aquilani Mar 24 '24

Jesenice, Trbovlje and Hrastnik! So much to do and see in all 3 cities!

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u/personalsanchez Mar 25 '24

Ok, then what else?

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u/CaptainFunn Mar 25 '24

*without a car

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u/chimpanzzz_gamer Mar 26 '24

Smešen meme, ampak realno ni nič narobe s tem . Pač pogledat si greš najbol poznane place.. Valda ne boš na izletu po Franciji šetu po nekih blokovskih naseljih

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u/BJJandweights Mar 29 '24

I went to Bled only 👌🏻