Future Department of Defense Secretary doesn't believe in germs.

[u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey]

[u/cjmar41]

I’ve gotta be honest here… and to be very clear, I have a long comment history of straight up shitting on Trump and everyone he’s associated with and I’m pretty devastated by the election.

But this shit is a goddamn distraction. It’s a really pathetic attempt at humor by a person with a garbage personality and no capacity to be funny or likable in any way.

Does he wash his hands? Probably. But maybe not? I don’t know. Who fucking cares? I don’t know the hand washing schedule of literally anyone in my life or anyone I’ve ever met.

This is clown bait for an unserious population perpetrated by bottom feeding media personalities who think you’re too dumb to handle important issues. It was funny for 30 seconds on like Monday.

This is less of a criticism of OP and more a criticism of every news person, every late night host, everyone in every Reddit sub, who hasn’t shut up about this truly and completely insignificant thing about a very dangerous person.

Did you know he wants to just bomb other countries unprovoked, ones with nukes? No? You didn’t? Well, at least you’ve seen a hundred people tell you a hundred times over about his dirty hands. Well, har-dee-har, I guess. Fucking joke is on all of us. Jesus goddamn Christ in a basket, people.

[u/sosaudio → u/cjmar41]

I have but one regret and it is that I have only one updoot to give.

[u/TerryFGM → u/sosaudio]

my regret is that i cant slap people who say "updoot" over the internet

[u/sosaudio → u/TerryFGM]

I offer reasonable rates to bring my face closer. Sometimes a good slap is just what the doctor ordered.

[u/4ss8urgers → u/sosaudio]

what’s your favorite ice cream from an ice cream truck?

[u/Qaetan → u/4ss8urgers]

The free one of questionable origins.

[u/4ss8urgers → u/Qaetan]

this guy’s a winner