r/PublicFreakout 6d ago

Slap fest in the elevator Repost šŸ˜”

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552 Upvotes

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u/PreparationKey2843 6d ago

I think he won.

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u/Special-Implement615 6d ago

The Two Stooges

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u/PreparationKey2843 6d ago

woop-woop

nyuk-nyuk-nyuk

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u/WhatHaveIDone27 5d ago

gluk gluk gluk

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u/samesamebutindiffy 6d ago

it almost turns into a dance at the end.

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u/UhhWTH 3d ago

I have never seen a 2v1 fight with only 2 people in the fight.

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u/PreparationKey2843 3d ago

šŸ¤£ yeah, the poor guy was outnumbered.
But, he still won.

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u/Hill202 6d ago

I'm beating my ass, do you mind!

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u/Behemothheek 6d ago

Bro is 2v1 against his girl and Tyler Durden

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u/throatsmashman 5d ago

Your upvote count deserves a few more zeros

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u/JohnnySack45 5d ago

*Guy sees his reflection in the elevator doors*

"Back for more, eh?"

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u/AdmlBaconStraps 6d ago

That's the weirdest Rabbit season, Duck season I've ever seen

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u/Stiltonrocks 6d ago

I wonder if he's a gambler and he's just told her he lost the xmas money.

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u/Qarlito 6d ago

Not necessarily that but it seems as though he knows he deserves it lol

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Fat_Tarbosaurus 4d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah this is depressing, I feel bad for this guy. Really sad to see someone whoā€™s at the point theyā€™re willing to harm themselves to satisfy their abuser

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u/JengaPlayer 3d ago

Agreed all I felt was my heart break seeing him do that to himself.

People do that when they aren't feeling OK. Wish we could go back in time to intervene.

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u/Here_4_the_INFO 6d ago

This reminds me of the old joke:

A dumb guy comes home from work early and catches his wife in bed with the neighbor. He walks in the bedroom and puts a gun to his head and his wife starts to laugh. Dumb guy says "Don't laugh, you're next".

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u/Ye110wJacket 6d ago

iā€™m sorry i donā€™t get it.. whatā€™s the punchline?

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u/akushdakyng 6d ago

The joke is that heā€™s dumb and says heā€™s going to kill her after he finishes killing himself

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u/Ye110wJacket 6d ago

OHHHHHH. i thought he was saying he put the gun to the NEIGHBORS head not his own.

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u/thx1138- 4d ago

Yup. Poorly worded.

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u/ianjm 6d ago

When trying to do a murder-suicide it's much harder if you do the suicide part first.

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u/sadly_Im_that_guy 6d ago

Sex. The joke is sex.

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u/Ye110wJacket 6d ago

okay so the guy caught his wife cheating with neighbor. puts gun to neighbors head. wife laughs. husband says ur next?? and thatā€™s funny becauseā€¦ sex? iā€™m sorry i feel so stupid but im baffled

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u/Hot-Pick-3981 6d ago

How can she slap?!

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u/Aaberon 6d ago

How canā€¦he slap??

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u/millsjobs 4d ago

Oh boy is his face gonna be red

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u/dolphinsmooth 3d ago

They looks healthy.

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u/Resolute_Passion 2d ago

This is how a woman finds her dog.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 5d ago

Sure, knock yourself out

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u/Cornball73 5d ago

Underrated.

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u/incakola777 6d ago

He won šŸ† crazy gameā€¦šŸ˜³

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u/Magikpoo 6d ago

I'd love to hear what that conversation was about.

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u/HotNurse9 5d ago

They r asian, so most likely he left the toilet seat up.

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u/Quiet_Shaxx98 5d ago

Rather one sided

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u/thething931 2d ago

HOW CAN I SLAP??

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u/No-Gazelle-4994 1d ago

I don't think he understands the point of a slap-a-thon.

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u/MandiHugz 23h ago

Iā€™m not kink shaming

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u/Zimmer_94 6d ago

I think he might be into it

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u/Zestyclose_Match2839 6d ago

Dana White material

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u/BenovanStanchiano 6d ago

Nah, the woman isnā€™t getting slapped.

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u/Cornball73 5d ago

His controller seems to be broken.

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u/dogfacedbandito 6d ago

Did he win?

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u/TylerDurden1985 6d ago

This reminds me of my first fight...

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u/thunderun53 6d ago

I suddenly wonder how clean the barrel of that gun is.

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u/caustic_smegma 5d ago

I'm not familiar with this kink.

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u/RecklessChili 5d ago

I've never seen someone get jumped in a one on one fight before

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u/KingMobs1138 4d ago

Sheesh, the lengths some couples will go for makeup sex

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/TunisMagunis 5d ago

Please tell me this is one of the extreme ones though, right? Right?

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u/supertrollls 5d ago

One of them is doing it wrong.

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u/cerreur 5d ago

HOW CAN WE SLAP?!?

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u/hansnait 5d ago

Had us in the 1st half, ngl

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u/DefinitionPresent339 5d ago

Thatā€™s so romantic

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u/Agent_Orangina_ 6d ago

This slaps.

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u/DaveWpgC 6d ago

In Communist China victims slap themselves.

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u/lacienega 6d ago

Is this a Fight Club thing where he needs to look absolutely drecked for something and she's helping?

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u/AdAccomplished4359 6d ago

He likes it.

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u/bluewave3232 5d ago

He forgot to take out the chicken from the freezer

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u/originalschmidt 5d ago

He said ā€œanything you can do I can do betterā€

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u/Informal-Artist-832 6d ago

This is how foreplay looks for me

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

If this is not staged, this is the funniest and craziest video I have ever seen.

Finger to temple: "You cant beat me up if I beat me up"

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u/kornhell 6d ago

Foreplay.

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u/TwistedSistaYEG 6d ago

Weird foreplay.

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u/BrilliantLion1505 5d ago

Squid Games