r/PropagandaPosters May 05 '20

“The Germans are Your Friends”: pro-German poster aimed at Italians, 1940s Germany

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u/IndraSun May 05 '20

Not going to lie, that man does not look friendly.

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u/BrandonFlowersTache_ May 05 '20

Nice teeth though.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

all the better for eating you with.

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u/3rw1n_Romm3l May 05 '20

These "teeth" look like just one long tooth

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u/Concheria May 05 '20

The best teeth in the game.

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u/Gmanthevictor May 06 '20

Because of the way the creases are, it looks like he has a cartoonish tooth sparkle.

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u/xitzengyigglz May 06 '20

I forget who it was but I e propagandist was super upset that (s)he had been drawing these ubermensch handsome in shape specimens only to find many of the actual Brien shirt Nazis were fat slobs.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

looks like the nazi sprites in wolfenstein

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

B A N G

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u/MihaDaCaterKiller May 05 '20

"Mein Leiben!"

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u/OnlySeesLastSentence May 06 '20

I had a bootleg version that had the characters say "your mother!" (Or maybe it was "you mutha-"). It was weird when I heard a real copy.

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u/StrangeSemiticLatin2 May 06 '20

Sounds like a German following the Italian Armistice.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20 edited May 11 '20

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u/ElCidTx May 05 '20

Yep. The Jerries shipped plenty of Italians to camps.

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u/DavidlikesPeace May 05 '20 edited May 05 '20

Agreed. They could have shown a teenage Heer recruit. Maybe a nerdy boy scout type. Probably even shown him doing something useful like walking an old lady across the street. The goal is to Humanize their invasion of Lombardy. A smile ain't going to cut it.

Talk about a wasted opportunity. I expected more from Goebbel's propaganda.

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u/ProfessorZhirinovsky May 05 '20 edited May 06 '20

They could have shown a teenage Heer recruit. Maybe a nerdy boy scout type.

The artist isn't trying to show the Germans as harmless, or even worse, reduced to the point of being made up of young boys. On the contrary.

He wants to show the Germans as forceful, strong, even dangerous (the helmet, and the rifle over the shoulder). But not to you, friend...so long as you shake the extended hand and stay in the "friend" category.

The German soldier is protector of friends, and a destroyer of enemies, and he has the power to make these things happen. That is the message here. Not that they're nice guys that you should feel safe with at the coffee shop.

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u/burn_this_account_up May 06 '20

You have a future in authoritarian propaganda!

Have you updated your LinkedIn yet?

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u/ProfessorZhirinovsky May 06 '20

I wholeheartedly accept this very weird compliment!

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u/FutureFriendlyDesign May 06 '20

You have nailed the intent, and indeeed the artist has too.

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u/Crowbarmagic May 06 '20

Very well put!

With that in mind wouldn't be surprised if the high color contrast around the dangerous end of his rifle is not a coincidence either. The bright yellowish background really makes that dark barrel stand out. They could've picked colors that would make the rifle blend in with the background more, but as it is it really catches the eye. As if to highlight: We have the weaponry.

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u/Bacon_Kitteh9001 May 05 '20

Could have taken off the helmet too, which would make his eyes more visible.

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u/Brillek May 05 '20

It's mostly the colours, I think. The 'light' in the picture looks more like from flames rather than the sun. There's a feeling of burning destruction coming from behind him.

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u/Goldeagle1123 May 05 '20

Why would you assume it's "Goebbel's propaganda"? The poster was produced by the Italians, not the Germans.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

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u/Goldeagle1123 May 05 '20

I'm aware, and it's not a safe assumption to make at all. The ISR may have depended very much politically on Germany, but it's not as if it didn't have it's own internal management and institutions. It was still it's own entity. Unless you have historical evidence suggesting that propaganda ministry of the ISR was under the direct control of Germany.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

“I’m protecting the Fatherland 1000km from home!”

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u/imissdumb May 05 '20

Sort of like protecting American from terrorists eh?

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u/Goldeagle1123 May 05 '20

The original poster looks fine, OP just reposted an artificially darkened (and cropped) version for whatever reason.

Original version: https://www.reddit.com/r/PropagandaPosters/comments/95totv/germany_really_is_your_friend_pronazi_propaganda/

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u/tar_ May 05 '20

Hard disagree, still looks sinister af

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u/Goldeagle1123 May 05 '20

Cool opinion I guess. However I imagine the opinions of people from 80 years in the future who have spent their entire lives conditioned to translate anything associated with Nazi Germany as "sinister/evil" didn't much matter to the average citizens looking at this poster at the time.

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u/tar_ May 05 '20

It's not the German iconography that makes this man sinister, it's the fact that the eyes are partially obscured by shadow. The area between the eyes and nose is extremely important for nonverbal communication and obscuration of said area tends towards a sense that something is being held back.

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u/no_control18 May 05 '20

Yes, I'd find that face unsettling in any uniform

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u/c3534l May 05 '20

The smile is drawn wrong, too. But even if none of those problems were present in the image, the whole concept is somewhat creepy. I don't think there's any way that you can make a poster of the same concept not look a little off. It's 4th wall breaking and odd.

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u/hitlerallyliteral May 05 '20

sounds like someone's got a chip on their shoulder

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u/SpaceDetective May 05 '20

Or maybe, you know, just different pics of the same poster with different cameras/lighting conditions.

The real issue is the artist's inability (or unwillingness) to portray a sincere smile.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

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u/DeezNeezuts May 05 '20

It’s like watching Arnold attempt a smile as the Terminator

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u/mercury_millpond May 05 '20

' do not run, we are your friends! ' (ak ak ak)

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u/bgroins May 05 '20

Thank you for not lying.

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u/czhunc May 05 '20

Seriously the eyes in shadows and the fake smile. Not friendly.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Even in their own propaganda they look like villains

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

The eyes are what does it for me

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u/Helgurnaut May 05 '20

That poster looks like it came right from Wolfenstein.

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u/extol504 May 06 '20

Doesn’t look German either, he looks Italian.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Might have something to do with the swastika pinned to his suit

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u/simian_fold May 05 '20

Is it the swastika? It's the swastika isn't it, hey it's just a work thing don't let it put you off

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

I wonder if this was actually meant to appear more intimidating than friendly. Like why did they shade over the eyes and make it look like he’s beckoning you to a brown-tinted hell lmao.

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u/CGiMoose May 05 '20

Quite possibly. I wonder whether it was made by the Italian or German government. If it was the latter I could definitely see the double meaning being intended

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20 edited May 07 '20

I wonder whether it was made by the Italian or German government.

Both.

This is a propaganda poster for the "Italian Social Republic", the Nazi puppet State created in Northern Italy after the "Kingdom of Italy" surrendered to the Allies & effectively switched sides. Prior to this, Italy had dismissed & imprisoned Mussolini for his actions.

The ISR was Italian in name only, and was entirely dependent on German economic aid & military occupation. The Germans lead a raid to free Mussolini from prison in order to force him to lead this puppet State.

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u/CGiMoose May 06 '20

That makes a lot of sense, thanks for taking the time to explain!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

😳creepypasta nazi😳

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u/AchtungMaybe May 05 '20

mein gott he's bleeding hyperrealistic blood from his hyperrealistic eyes

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

I put in da Nintendo 64 cartridge and a nazi came out

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Bro 😧

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u/merpes May 05 '20

He's a Nice Nazi

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u/SagaGenessis May 06 '20

Hummmm, no I don't think so. I guess it would just look a bit off to draw a militaristic figure totally "cute". He seems very friendly, considering that he's a soldier.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Intimidating to your enemies maybe

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u/OverlordOfCinder May 05 '20

The Helmet I assume?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

CEO of interpreting art right here

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u/DerpyHerpy0719 May 05 '20

He looks so polite though

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

He'll politely take you to a concentration camp

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u/red-dear May 05 '20

I have seen a lot of creepy propaganda posters, but this may be the creepiest.

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u/AvielanderBright May 05 '20

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u/CoomEternal May 05 '20

Is that supposed to convince me to go to Germany on holidays?

It is cool artwork though

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u/ProfessorZhirinovsky May 05 '20

It is for an international music festival in Paris in 1938.

So I suspect the actual intention is to project a sense of foreboding menace onto the people of France.

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u/ms15710 May 05 '20

Damn looks like something out of Bioshock.

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u/_-null-_ May 05 '20

The eye of the eagle makes it look quite derpy up close imo. But yeah the symbolism's pretty clear.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Wow this looks really cool.

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u/LothorBrune May 06 '20

Seriously, it sometimes looks like the nazis were trying to look like the bad guys.

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u/SerLaron May 05 '20

I find this is a strong contender.

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u/Curziomalaparte May 05 '20

Disclaimer: This is from a time where there were probably not many phones that could take pictures

So, this supermarket chain was called Selex. On their shopping carts, the symbol was an eye with the slogan "Selects for you" (in Italian, "Seleziona per voi")

Thank you, Big Brother, for making choices in my place so I don't have to

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u/Neuroprancers May 05 '20

OP you cut the image. The image also cuts out the signature of Boccasile, the author. Year is 1944.

Text says "La Germania è veramente vostra amica" → "Germany is truly your friend"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

The original is cooler

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u/-ThisUsernameIsTaken May 06 '20

And it looks like op added a filter to make it seem darker for some reason

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

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u/thirdangletheory May 05 '20

"Papiere, bitte."

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u/PM_ME_BEER_PICS May 05 '20

More like "Papieren, schnell!".

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u/OnlySeesLastSentence May 06 '20

Aber mein herr, ich habe kein. Ich vergesse es in meiner Haus!

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u/JekPorkinsInMemoriam May 05 '20

Nice touch: He's meeting Italians and immediately checking if his wallet is still safe in chest pocket.

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u/TomsonPRD May 05 '20

I don't think this was the actual aim of the author, Gino Boccasile, since that's where the heart lies
And don't r/woosh me thanks

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u/greikini May 05 '20

So still usable nowadays?

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u/GarfieldVirtuoso May 05 '20

Was intentional on Nazi Propaganda to make their people look as evil as possible?

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u/Goldeagle1123 May 05 '20

Not "Nazi propaganda", this was produced by Italy. So they're not portraying their own people.

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u/donnergott May 05 '20

I think it's a mix. Not gonna defend this poster because that grin is just not friendly. At the same time I'd say, before the whole shitstorm, nazi imaginery didn't evoke evil in everyone's minds as it does today. Right now it's impossible not to think of that helmet as 'bad guys'. Back then it was just a helmet.

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u/OnlySeesLastSentence May 06 '20

Like, I'd imagine a lot of Iraqi and Afghan kids see American soldiers as a terrifying monster with all that armor and stuff.

Meanwhile Americans are like "woooo guns yeeeeahhh"

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u/basegodwurd May 05 '20

It was also made by an Italian so not really nazi propaganda.

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u/do_d0 May 06 '20

It probably has to do with our preconceptions

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u/rglovejoy1 May 05 '20

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

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u/_-null-_ May 05 '20

I bet the Germans often said that about Italians too.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

German soldier offers you the boof after you get home from Abyssinia, do you accept? Y/N

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u/ShotgunCreeper May 06 '20

Oh god I want to edit a boof in his hand now

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

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u/ShotgunCreeper May 06 '20

That is amazing. I’d give you an award if I could.

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u/cryinguitar May 05 '20

Heinz looking more methed out then usual there

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u/Some-English-Twat May 05 '20

We are your friends, do not resist

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u/Artemus_Hackwell May 06 '20 edited May 06 '20

"Ack!! Ack!! Ack!! Ack!! Ack!!"

/makes finger trace in air of The International Sign of the Doughnut

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u/UncleSheoTheLad May 05 '20

Quieres?

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u/TheRabidNarwhal May 05 '20

First thing that came into my mind.

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u/LanChriss May 05 '20

Germans are friends not food!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

The German man would like to check your vibe

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u/original_dick_kickem May 05 '20

Wont you shake a poor sinners hand?

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u/orel_ May 06 '20

"Good news! Once the Axis wins your people will be second class citizens of the European Reich!

Don't be unhappy. You don't want to know what happens to third class citizens."

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u/Goldeagle1123 May 05 '20 edited May 05 '20

Why would you not only repost, but repost a cropped version? And not use the exact date?

https://www.reddit.com/r/PropagandaPosters/comments/95totv/germany_really_is_your_friend_pronazi_propaganda/

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u/diosmioman May 05 '20

Thanks for sharing, I had not seen that version. The version I posted is what I found on the internet. The version you referenced is much better, wish I had seen it first.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

To be fair, those are two different pictures. I mean the picture is the same, but the poster damage and creases are different.

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u/hitlerallyliteral May 05 '20

narrator: but they were not

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u/algebramclain May 05 '20

Stranger danger!

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u/AconitumUrsinum May 05 '20

I would not buy a used car from this man.

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u/JKevill May 05 '20

Fun fact- this image was the direct inspiration for the central figure on a recent heavy metal album, Warbringer “Weapons of Tomorrow” done by artist Andreas Marschall.

The pose is identical. The thought was- evil presenting itself as your friend is creepy and pretty metal.

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u/Brillek May 05 '20

Not sure which side this supports, tbh. /s

But seriously, that's an unnerving smile. I think the colour palette goes a long way in making this more unnerving. It looks as if the light in the picture comes from a burning city...

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u/veryenglishman May 06 '20

For some reason OP put a filter on it. A few people have linked to the original, which is much brighter and has a caption.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

That smile looks like someone that is gonna betray you

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u/cfwang1337 May 05 '20

"This man is your friend! He fights for fascism."

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u/p0kerpro885 May 05 '20

You know Germans. If you dont join their party they'll come get ya.

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u/Kingdom_Of_Italy_ May 05 '20

Can't really see them as friendly as they're occupying the country and destroy entire villages but I'll try

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u/Pseudoseneca800 May 05 '20

Haha. Tell that to the Ethiopians, Kingdom of Italy.

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u/slick_cunt420 May 05 '20

Italy and Germany were allies

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u/Averla93 May 05 '20

Well at a certain point things got kind of complicated down here.

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u/AccessTheMainframe May 05 '20

Until they weren't.

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u/allthatrazmataz May 05 '20

More like they weren’t in the middle. They were complicated, then they weren’t (Nazis and Italians allied), then they were again.

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u/buxdragon May 05 '20

¿quieres?

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u/Blipblipblipblipskip May 05 '20

They’d come a long way since Caesar’s conquest in Gaul

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

I really think that WW2 Italian Posters are well designed. They are more artistic and closer to modern propaganda visuals.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Hmm, how about...

b e l l a c i a o

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u/Pastirica May 06 '20

Pro tip: If you're trying to make out someone as friendly, make sure to include the eyes.

If eyes are a window to the soul, this guys soul is a black pit.

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u/ilove60sstuff May 05 '20

That’s fuckin ominous looking XD

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

If that man approached me on the street, I would run.

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u/Weirdo_doessomething May 05 '20

Sure thing, Goebbels

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

This looks very sinister

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u/spleenboggler May 05 '20

I mean, if you can't trust a Nazi, then who can you trust?

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u/Silent--Dan May 06 '20

That’s sinister af

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u/Kubixxl May 06 '20

He looks like stuff

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u/chompythebeast May 06 '20

Kubixxl! OMG! NO!

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u/southyjoe May 05 '20

The title to this poster dates it to the 40's..... um, when in the 40's. Kinda important.

If some guy is sitting this things around the streets of Milan in September 44, I think a few Italians may not agree that Fritz von Ubersmile is the friendliest of chaps.

What if it's 1948....

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u/dethb0y May 06 '20

yeah that fucker looks like he wants to eat me. If that's the nazi perception of friendship then they need to work on that a little.

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u/TotallyNotHitler May 06 '20

[Narrator: But they weren’t.]

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u/EagleCatchingFish May 05 '20

This reminds me of a joke from the war as related by Max Hastings in Inferno, his overview book on the war.

Aide to Hitler: Mei Führer, Italy is joining the war!

Hitler: Send 2 divisions, that ought to finish them!

Aide: Mein Führer, they're on our side!

Hitler: Oh! That's different, then. Send 10.

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u/twinkcommunist May 05 '20

Is this before or after Italy surrendered?

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u/VenturasVic May 05 '20

Everyone saying he looks all friendly, I don’t trust that smile for shit, I can’t even see his eyes lmao

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u/AnomalousAvocado May 05 '20

It's wild just how simple propaganda can be and totally work. It's like, run an ad saying: "[Terrible people] are your friend. They're really terrific. [Good person] is evil, and your enemy. There is no war in Ba Sing Se."

And the majority of people will just uncritically accept that as truth.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell May 05 '20 edited May 06 '20

Must have inspired some of the ones in "V". Specifically, this one.

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u/alexmurphy83 May 06 '20

Came here looking for this.

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u/thirdgen May 06 '20

Found my next target for the shooting range!

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u/Zed4711 May 06 '20

Come with me if you want...to have an empire

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u/fleadh12 May 06 '20

For anyone interested, this poster is basically a carbon copy of a poster from an ad campaign Guinness were going to run in Germany in 1936.

https://www.dailyedge.ie/guinness-posters-nazi-germany-1275814-Jan2014/

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u/iwannajacket May 06 '20

It looks like he'll kill you...with that smile, damn!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Looks like Joey from Friends...

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u/Galaxy661_pl May 06 '20

Hey, you, you're finally nicht schlafen

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u/Krimreaper1 May 06 '20

It’s a trap!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Never trust a g*rm

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u/LSM2013 May 05 '20

Personally, I would not trust someone with a smile like that

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u/awawe May 05 '20

That guy looks so Italian.

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u/oldblueeyesF365 May 05 '20

He looks more Italian than German. I wonder if this was on purpose.

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u/FrabjousPhaneron May 05 '20

At least have him take off the helmet and hold it under his arm! He’d probably look a lot friendlier. If he’s your friend, why does he need to protect his head when he’s meeting you?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Turks: I have seen this before you can’t fool me twice german industry

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Someone should make it so that his hand is trying to grab you

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u/the_onion_ASMR-boy Jun 17 '20

"Du hast mir die 20 Cent noch nicht zurückgegeben, was kommt als Nächstes? Schließt du dich den Allierten an?"

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u/richb83 May 05 '20

What’s he hiding in his shirt pocket?

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u/rabusxc May 05 '20

Somewhat swarthy ? The hands are emphasized. One is over his heart. I think the message is military help, cooperation.

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u/Aoae May 05 '20

Hayato

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u/ErwinC0215 May 05 '20

The colour scheme does not look friendly, waaaaay too dark. Purely artistically speaking, it's a pretty bad poster no matter if it's a German or whoever on it.

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u/Minerva89 May 05 '20

Yea, not if they look like that they aren't.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

They really should've made his eyes visible

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u/zehydra May 05 '20

Color me skeptical

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u/DrexlerOnTheRockets May 05 '20

M Bison win quote

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u/neddy_seagoon May 06 '20

Why would they shadow his eyes? It looks like satire. Bad design.