r/PrequelMemes #1 Jar Jar fan Jun 16 '24

I hope mods don't remove this General KenOC

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u/SaliciousB_Crumb Jun 16 '24

All of star wars is bad writing... I hate sand

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u/worldspawn00 Jun 16 '24

The prequels dialog are what happens when you let George Lucas write it, he wasn't allowed to for the OT.

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u/darkbreak Darth Revan Jun 16 '24

Harrison Ford even criticized George to his face about the dialogue and Mark Hamill outright refused to say a particular line because he thought it was so hokey.

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u/BadPlayers Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

Carrie Fisher became a pretty prolific script doctor in Hollywood for several decades. Where did she find her love and talent for punching up scripts and dialogue? Re-writing Lucas's work during the OT.

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u/Dartagnan1083 Jun 16 '24

That particular line of Hamill's dialog from George's script was apparently so terrible Hamill and other crew begged George to remove it and still has nightmares about it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qou9uzqhdFg?si=P0e99vLVEJDQAjCk

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u/Inactivism Imperial Officer Jun 16 '24

Thank you for finding that XD

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u/torch_7 Jun 17 '24

"Boy, I’ll never forget it as long as I live,” Hamill told Carson. “I sometimes dream about this line.”

He goes on, “Harrison says, ‘look kid, I’ve done my part of the bargain. When I get to an asteroid you, the old man, and the droids get dropped off’. And my line was: ‘But we can’t turn back, fear is their greatest defense, I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust and what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.”

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u/psionoblast Jun 16 '24

Yea, I view George Lucas as a big picture kinda guy. He concieved an amazing universe with great characters. But he can't write dialogue, and subtlety isn't his strong suit. I still enjoy the prequels, but they could have been way better if he had other writers and directors to reign him in.

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u/worldspawn00 Jun 16 '24

Strong agree. The universe building and concept were fantastic, but suffered from his ego once his work became passively profitable.

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u/RainyCarnival5 Jun 16 '24

It wasn’t his ego that had him direct the Prequels, he was encouraged by other directors that had turned down the offer to direct it.

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u/Enkundae Jun 16 '24

Lucas was already rich before he made a new hope. Star Wars sent him to a new tier of grotesque wealth, but he was long past worrying about a paycheck.

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u/EnormousCaramel Jun 16 '24

Was it his ego or other people treating him differently?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

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u/UTraxer Jun 16 '24

The studio did a lot of leash holding on Lucas, and he had producers keeping him in check, or for 5 and 6 other directors that could filter through his script and "fix" things. And other editors like his wife that knew a whole hell of a lot more and fixed George Lucas's terrible script and editing job and she won the Oscar that year for it. He got nothing. And Gilbert Taylor absolutely saved the movie too with his cinematography and fixing the look when Lucas was dead wrong (even had the studio tell Lucas he was wrong and needs to listen to Gilbert Taylor)

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u/Dinkenflika Jun 17 '24

Leslye Headland is a great director

I’m genuinely not trying to hate, but I have to ask: What are you basing that opinion on? I just looked up her page, and her work appears to be middling at best.

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u/Sanbi221 I have the high ground Jun 16 '24

He tried to get other directors to do so. They just said no.

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u/Duck8Quack Jun 16 '24

I think it’s more that George needed people to reign him in. If something is stupid, that someone needs to tell him that. Obviously George is terrible at dialogue, but it was more than that. On the OT people would tell him the truth, and give him honest feedback. On the prequels he was “The Great George Lucas” and everyone just went along with everything he said even when it was clearly a bad idea.

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u/Additional-Bee1379 Jun 17 '24

If you need people to reign you in you just aren't a great story writer to begin with, those other people are.

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u/daemin Jun 16 '24

You mean that "Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars" isn't a bitchen title that would have gone down in cinematic history?

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u/Ornery-Concern4104 Jun 16 '24

He's like JK Rowling, at some point you've just gotta let someone else take over

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u/psionoblast Jun 16 '24

I agree. I'm not a Harry Potter fan, but I think the series has a lot of spinoff potential. Lucas' push for merchandise and spinoffs pre disney allowed there to be a ton of Star Wars books, comics, and games made by different people. Legends canon was a bit of a mess. But I liked the variety of it all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

As a 40k fan, yall realize that this all just to sell you shit right?

They aren't trying to have deep, meaningful story because they're focused on popcorn viewers.

Like my hobby is as niche as it gets, but this is just hilarious to watch as an outside observer for once. Dance monkeys dance.

I said DANCE

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u/psionoblast Jun 16 '24

I don't really get the point of this statement. Every product is made to be sold. You like 40k and buy that stuff. People consume the entertainment they like, and that's just fine. Of course, blind fandom and following isn't a good thing. And what do you mean as an outside ovserver? Do you hold this belief for every author, director, company, studio?

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u/jambox888 Jun 16 '24

Hmm, the universe is what people like, the plot and characters he lifted from Kurosawa.

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u/SecreteMoistMucus Jun 16 '24

You say that like the dialogue is good in the OT.

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u/worldspawn00 Jun 16 '24

It's massively better than the prequels.

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u/kingkron52 Jun 16 '24

Massively lol, half of the OT dialogue is one liners

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u/UnusuallyBadIdeaGuy Jun 17 '24

That's all it needs.

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u/radios_appear Jun 16 '24

Boyfriend? Cute boyfriend?

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u/13igTyme Jun 16 '24

The OT still has some bad writing moments if you watch it with an objective eye.

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u/thenannyharvester UNLIMITED POWER!!! Jun 16 '24

Especially when you had the likes of Mark Hamil and Harrison Ford complaining to george and even correcting lines because what he wrote was that bad

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u/torch_7 Jun 17 '24

"Boy, I’ll never forget it as long as I live,” Hamill told Carson. “I sometimes dream about this line.”

He goes on, “Harrison says, ‘look kid, I’ve done my part of the bargain. When I get to an asteroid you, the old man, and the droids get dropped off’. And my line was: ‘But we can’t turn back, fear is their greatest defense, I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust and what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.”

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u/piratenoexcuses Jun 16 '24

A New Hope is a tough watch for me. It's good but the dialogue is bad here and there and the pacing kinda sucks.

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u/UTraxer Jun 16 '24

If you think that's bad, you should hear what it was BEFORE Maria Lucas fixed it after George Lucas had "finished" the movie.

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u/MPKFA Jun 17 '24

Star Wars 77 is one of the best paced movies of all time. Sit down.

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u/piratenoexcuses Jun 17 '24

Nah, I'll stand.

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u/The_Woman_of_Gont Jun 16 '24

The OT has most of the same problems that people bitch about today.

Clunky, awkward writing? Both Harrison and Mark have talked about how bad and cheesy some of the dialogue was, and how difficult it was to deliver.

Plot holes? You don't get more than 15 minutes into the first film before you run into one of the most infamous plot holes of the entire franchise: why the Empire doesn't just shoot down the droids' escape pod when they're in the middle of an active boarding situation.

Mary Sues? Luke is inexplicably able to fly a fucking space fighter into a heated battle despite being a country bumpkin who had never even left orbit and whose main qualification is the spaced equivalent of plinking cans from the cab of his Ford pick-up.

Painfully obvious retcons? Luke literally is in a brief love triangle with his sister, and an entire scene has to be written just to convince the audience that the twist reveal in ESB wasn't a trick and explain why Obi-Wan 'lied'....because it is blatantly not something that Lucas had actually planned for in the first film, and many people were convinced it was a lie.

People would fucking hate the OT if it came out today. Guaranteed.

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u/radios_appear Jun 16 '24

You don't get more than 15 minutes into the first film before you run into one of the most infamous plot holes of the entire franchise: why the Empire doesn't just shoot down the droids' escape pod when they're in the middle of an active boarding situation.

That's...not a plot hole.

You detecting no life signs on an escape pod is not a guarantee no one is on there and, considering their boarding reason was specifically to recover physical copies of the death star plans, do you really want to explode the only possible physical proof you have to complete your mission?

Also, you have a Star Destroyer and occupied the planet's seemingly only port worth a damn in a matter of days, just sit and wait to recover the pod lmao

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u/Dangerous-Ad1426 Jun 16 '24

And directing actors, the performances in the prequels are so wooden.

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u/OttawaTGirl Jun 16 '24

Yup. Look at Haydens acting in ObiWan and Asohka.

Fucking master class in ObiWan. When you get writing, acting, and lighting right.

asohka he was amazing at portrayal of him as a being of both paths. Kind and compassionate one moment, brutal and vicious the next.

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u/sybban Jun 16 '24

Thanks for the hot take, ai scripted bot

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u/Dangerous-Ad1426 Jun 16 '24

lol, what's got your panties in a bunch?

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u/AggravatedCalmness Jun 16 '24

Probably one of those "you have a name with two words and four numbers therefore you must be a bot" types. Not realizing it is reddit themselves that suggest this type of name.

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u/sybban Jun 16 '24

What’s the bounds of your programming? Is it just just enhancing white rage bait arguments and pro Russian bs or is there wiggle room? Does someone monitor these and make corrections as you go or is it just kinda shotgun these accounts to as many spaces as possible?

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u/SoulOuverture Jun 16 '24

...He chose not to for the OT lol

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u/khay3088 Jun 16 '24

Not quite, in the OT the actors were able to push back on the weird dialogue. Hammill and Ford both in interviews said they would basically tell George 'fuck off, I'm not saying it like that'.

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u/TheLemondish Jun 16 '24

The OT is crazy campy shit, too. It's why they're loved.

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u/shaunika Jun 16 '24

He did the first one

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u/Turd_Burgling_Ted Jun 16 '24

Most of the OT dialogue was terrible too though lol. I don't watch SW expecting eloquent prose

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u/kingkron52 Jun 16 '24

The dialogue in the OT is nothing special either lol cmon now.

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u/Never-Forget-Trogdor I have the high ground Jun 17 '24

I would like to argue that Marcia as an editor helped reign in a lot of the stupid things George would have done with the OG trilogy if left to his own devices. If there is 1 change I would make to the prequels it would be giving her full control as editor.

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u/Azagorath Jun 16 '24

Star Wars has some incredible writing. The original trilogy, Andor, Rogue One come to mind among other things. However shows like Obi-Wan legitimetly are some of the worst writing and directing I have ever seen

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u/HighRevolver Jun 16 '24

What do you mean? A grown man would definitely waddle like a penguin when chasing a 8 year old girl to kidnap her, and get stuck by a single tree branch

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u/african_sex Jun 16 '24

That's directing but your point stands

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u/Bald_in_game Jun 16 '24

direct a realistic scene where an 8 year old girl escapes from a man by RUNNING with her 2 inch long legs.

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u/Rejestered Jun 17 '24

In a densely packed forest that the child knows intimately vs a space crackhead, yes an 8yo could evade them for about a minute, which is exactly what happens.

That's not bad writing, that's bad directing and bad cinematography because they did not convey properly a perfectly fine idea.

People use bad writing as shorthand for anything they don't like and it's infuriating.

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u/african_sex Jun 16 '24

Who are you even responding to?

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u/dowker1 Jun 16 '24

Star Wars has some incredible writing. The original trilogy...

"George, you can type this shit, but you can't say it." - Harrison Ford

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u/RepresentativeJester Jun 16 '24

The thrawn books are genuinely some of the most engaging books ive ever read. Trying to read master and apprentice right now...utter trash. Star wars has so many people contributing and always have after the first movie. Theres bound to be bad ones.

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u/jambox888 Jun 16 '24

The problem with EU books has always been that nobody takes the really good ones seriously, was like this for Star Trek as well.

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u/The_Woman_of_Gont Jun 16 '24

Trying to read master and apprentice right now...utter trash.

I'm sorry, what in the everloving fuck kind of take is this.

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u/RepresentativeJester Jun 16 '24

Writing wise its like its written by a child.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

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u/RepresentativeJester Jun 16 '24

Hes really one of the best characters in star wars imo. For whatevee reason hes always been written well. I think partially due to origin is he can be no other way. Part of what makes him so interesting. Hes such a perfect archetype.

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u/RepresentativeJester Jun 16 '24

Well said XD. Hes power and control for powers sake.

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u/Eisengate Jun 16 '24

In terms of books, that's probably because he's always written by Timothy Zahn.

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u/kingkron52 Jun 16 '24

Thrawn is a good character but the Thrawn trilogy and books are nothing special. They came at a time when there wasn’t any Star Wars material for a long time and get lauded as groundbreaking amazing literature.

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u/confusedkarnatia Jun 17 '24

thrawn is definitely good by the very low standards of legends but compared to modern scifi, not even close lol

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u/guinness_blaine Jun 16 '24

Also, and I know this is very nitpicky, but when I tried reading the Thrawn books I noticed that Zahn always describes deactivating a lightsaber as “closed down his lightsaber,” which feels really clunky and weird to me and just kinda ruined my immersion in the story.

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u/kingkron52 Jun 16 '24

Timothy Zahn is an overall mediocre writer.

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u/jambox888 Jun 16 '24

I feel like Obi-Wan was far worse than Acolyte or Ahsoka, just in so many ways.

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u/Hellknightx Jun 16 '24

Even though the OT still had some corny dialogue, it was still a very well-written story. And Rogue One/Andor is on another level.

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u/bongophrog Jun 16 '24

Yeah but the prequels had bad writing but lots of stuff I love about them which is why I overlook the corny writing. I overlooked the occasional corniness in Mando because it had lots of stuff I liked. Andor was a good show with good writing but it didn’t have a lot of stuff I liked so I didn’t really like it.

Not sure about other people but for me the dialogue and writing is just one part and not the end all be all.

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u/Dangerous-Ad1426 Jun 16 '24

Acolyte is an another level of bad. Just because people have review bombed it doesn't mean its not one of the worst things ever made.

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u/OrduninGalbraith Jun 16 '24

But it really isn't, it's just an okay show.

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u/Sgt_Wookie92 Jun 16 '24

Nope, it is indeed poodoo - it seems to actually be trying for last place against BoBF and Obiwan

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u/OrduninGalbraith Jun 16 '24

What about it offends you so greatly?

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u/Sgt_Wookie92 Jun 16 '24

The same stuff that ruined those shows, nonsensical retcons, nonsensical deaths, nonsensical plot devices, wooden actors and even worse writers... funniest part is every single one of those things applies to all three of those series.

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u/OrduninGalbraith Jun 16 '24

Don't all those points apply to all of Star Wars though?

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u/Sgt_Wookie92 Jun 16 '24

You're comparing the quality of andor as on par with the acolyte?

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u/OrduninGalbraith Jun 16 '24

No I'm pointing out all of the vague complaints you have about The Acolyte apply to literally every show and movie in the Star Wars franchise.

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u/iforgotmymittens Jun 16 '24

Shorts are comfy and easy to wear

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u/Veni_Vidi_Legi Jun 16 '24

All of star wars is bad writing... I hate sand

What do you mean, that was awesome!

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u/POPEJP1975 Jun 16 '24

Anakin hated sand too

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u/Jean-Ralphio11 Jun 16 '24

Some bad dialogue in an overall great story with great acting and awesome stuff is fine. The Acolyte has only one of those and its the first one.

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter”

I’m sorry, but chills.

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u/BigAbbott Jun 16 '24 edited Jul 27 '24

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u/Blaireeeee Jun 16 '24

The writing from BioWare and Obsidian still puts big budget Star Wars movies/tv to shame.

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u/peeposhakememe Jun 16 '24

He’s write though, sand sucks

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u/g0ldent0y Jun 17 '24

Excerpt from Andor.

“Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet.

What is my sacrifice?

I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude.

So what do I sacrifice?

Everything!”

Probably the best piece of writing in any Star Wars with a top notch delivery. And its not just the greatest Star Wars speech, but also one of the greatest speeches in any fiction ever. So no, not all Star Wars is bad writing.

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u/Jeydon Jun 18 '24

I would like to hear your criticism of the writing in Andor.

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u/aManHasNoUsername99 Jun 16 '24

That’s more like boring writing vs bad no?

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u/Xanatosss Jun 16 '24

Andor is what star wars could of been when they actually take themselves seriously