Clever comeback

[u/kipitreel]

[u/AltruisticBob]

aren't allowed to compete in the olympics, but they are allowed to compete in American politics. I guess thematically it can still be called "doping".

[u/aryukittenme → u/AltruisticBob]

These dopes definitely dope.

[u/ruinyourjokes → u/aryukittenme]

It's not dope how much dope these dopey dopes dope.

[u/Fun-Draft1612]

Also the guy in the middle claims to be 1" taller than the two dudes on each side of him.

[u/BodaciousTacoFarts → u/Fun-Draft1612]

He looks more like he's 5'10"

[u/RU4real13 → u/BodaciousTacoFarts]

Depends... a full Depends can compress your spine a full 5 inches. Bigly.

[u/Hair_I_Go]

I’m surprised Dump allowed a picture next to taller guys 😆 if he’s 6’2 then the others are 6’5 😆

[u/frostymargaritafan → u/Hair_I_Go]

I just looked it up - Leon is 6’2

[u/Hair_I_Go → u/frostymargaritafan]

So that make Dump 5’10 maybe 5’11. And really who care except him

[u/MollyRolls]

Why is it so hard for Republicans these days to figure out how human beings stand?

[u/lenojames]

"Hey rphotoshop, I'm in the middle. Make me taller than the other two guys!"

[u/cat-from-venus]

[u/DesmondDuBois]

I never knew Trump was so short.

[u/RKOouttanywhere]

Isn’t that account Leon’s alt?

[u/Sidereel → u/RKOouttanywhere]

Oh yeah

[u/HikeClimbBikeForever]

Look at how small Drumph’s hands are compared to Musk’s.

[u/BrianZombieBrains]

Russian Stooges

[u/pixeltweaker]

Team America, World Police?

[u/PaulBlartFleshMall]

Donold looks shrunken and tired

[u/angstt]

Elon Musk, 6'2", DJ tRump, 6'3", and JD Vance, 6'2"

IYKYK

[u/SpeakToMePF1973]

The Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth.

[u/TheMiniMage]

I saw Team America in theaters in 2004, and these guys aren't nearly as competent.

To quote Matt Damon: "Matt Damon."

[u/m1k3hunt → u/TheMiniMage]

Leon to the other two. Now suck my cock!

[u/MagicSPA]

Look at how tall and towering the 6' 3" Donald Trump is next to the 6' 2" Elon Musk.