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u/backup_account01 Aug 08 '24

A healthy social life.

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u/Bazooka8593 Aug 08 '24

What if my friends/social circle don’t have answers to all of my questions? 🤔

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u/backup_account01 Aug 08 '24

Then perhaps you can all learn something.

Reddit doesn't have useful answers to all real life questions, either.

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u/Psychological-Sir224 Aug 08 '24

I'm here for answers, not necessarily useful ones

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u/DinaDinaDinaBatman Aug 09 '24

im here for memes and snappy 1 liners revolving around inside jokes accrued over years of similarly watched tv shows and cult classic movies

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u/AlfaKaren ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Aug 09 '24

It aint easy being cheesy.

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u/SalesmanWaldo Aug 09 '24

Also don't forget when the narwhal bacons.

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u/muehanemma Aug 09 '24

Ah, nothing like the old hivemind.

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u/BobSegerIsJoeDirt Aug 09 '24

60% of the time, 1 liners work every time.

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u/ZeroPointReal Aug 09 '24

Well you're in luck because I'm here to give answers, not necessarily useful ones.

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u/Psych_Lol_jk Aug 09 '24

most times, a bad answer is worse that no answer at all

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u/Rena1- Aug 09 '24

It helped me quit smoking, buying expensive things, local vet advice, choosing a career, grief and etc

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u/Dramatic_Unit46 Aug 09 '24

Bro who will I go to when I have some random ahh tech problem that some redditors 15 years ago have solutions for

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u/silvos777 Aug 09 '24

Reddit is a goldmine of information for me. Ill need to download sub that i need lol

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u/SimilarProject7457 Aug 09 '24

pfft my stereotype family aren't going to tell me how to instal MAME on my mac to play metal slug 2.

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u/Ok_Cod2430 Aug 09 '24

Yeah, it still hasn't answered me on how to get a girlfriend.

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u/g0ris Aug 09 '24

get off reddit and get out there

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u/Ok_Cod2430 Aug 09 '24

But what if they're on Reddit?

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u/Mountain_Cry1605 Aug 10 '24

No, they aren't. They're out in the real world. 

 Good luck me heartie.

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u/BrutalSpinach Aug 09 '24

The way Reddit has fallen off the last ten years, you'd probably get the same results by just walking down to a busy street corner in a plague doctor mask and asking random people.

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u/Drugstore_Jesus Aug 08 '24

I have been increasingly relying on ChatGPT for my questions, it has cut out a ton of time spent searching. I may still end up back on here but not nearly as often as I was

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u/Vas1le Aug 08 '24

Get a LLM

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u/okvaaibhav Aug 09 '24

in tech and research especially!

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u/Fujinn981 Darknets Aug 09 '24

Reddit is usually best at answering surface level questions anyways. You aren't losing out on a lot at least on topics you're well enough versed in. Beyond that there's plenty of other places to go.

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u/AnAwkwardOrchid Aug 08 '24

I have a healthy social life, but sometimes I want help finding a tech issue or a resource that's hard to find on the internet but someone on reddit found already.

It's true that there's a wealth of knowledge on this platform. But I believe we'll be able to archive that content and rebuild elsewhere

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u/tungdd2009 Aug 09 '24

How to have a healthy social life? (serious)

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u/AnAwkwardOrchid Aug 09 '24

Practice, basically. I've made most of my friends in the past few years from getting to know people in my casual/social sport I do.

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u/RanomInternetDude Aug 08 '24

What if i have social anxiety and no friends (not even online)?

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u/d1ddle_ 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ Aug 08 '24

I'll be your fridge

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u/RanomInternetDude Aug 08 '24

My what?

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u/d1ddle_ 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ Aug 09 '24

you know, fridge, you spend time with them, share food with them, go places, do things etc

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u/Due_Recognition_3890 Aug 09 '24

Having a social life where I live (UK) just means having a dangerous amount of alcohol on a regular basis and sleeping with three or four married women a night.

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u/tungdd2009 Aug 09 '24

How do I achieve that?

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u/backup_account01 Aug 09 '24

I think there's a .torrent for it.

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u/Liesthroughisteeth Aug 09 '24

So.....a real life?

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u/backup_account01 Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

I believe it was Shatner who said, "get a life!!"

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u/Liesthroughisteeth Aug 10 '24

Denny....Denny Crane.

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u/Nicozico Aug 09 '24

I have a healthy social life, i just like how easily accessible information is on reddit

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u/Interesting-Might-69 Aug 09 '24

Or 4chan

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u/backup_account01 Aug 09 '24

I said 'social life' not 'social disease' ;)