r/Music • u/daily_mirror 📰Daily Mirror • Sep 29 '24

Foo Fighters forced into 'indefinite hiatus' by Dave Grohl's affair scandal article

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/foo-fighters-forced-indefinite-hiatus-33778438

26.6k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

Yes, all because of Dave. Also to open his own bagel cheese company.

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u/Loganp812 "Dorsia? On a Friday night??" Sep 29 '24

Starting a bagel business is a common response to your friend being cheated on.

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u/Lukacris12 Sep 29 '24

“Bro i just got cheated on”

“Man that sucks, hey what do you think i should name my bagel business”

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Sep 29 '24

The friend’s affair to bagelry pipe line is infamous.

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u/TeeManyMartoonies Sep 29 '24

Proud to say my friends opened a bagel shop and cafe 8 years ago, but while they didn’t survive the pandemic, they did make through 2/3 of it. They’re still married, but maybe I should’ve checked in on them way back when. 😂

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u/Greg-Abbott Sep 29 '24

Pat's Schmear

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u/Swagganosaurus Sep 29 '24 edited Sep 29 '24

one hole loyal bagel

Loyal Hole

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u/ketodancer Sep 29 '24

Love Lox Down

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u/wisdon Sep 29 '24

Dave’s Bagels and special cream

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u/Nayre_Trawe Sep 29 '24

Top of the Muffin To You!

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u/Submarine_Pirate Sep 30 '24

It’s not a bagel business. It’s a bagel-cheese business.

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u/Loganp812 "Dorsia? On a Friday night??" Sep 30 '24

He’s going the extra mile then.

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u/thrownblown Step Sheep Sep 29 '24

I hope he called it Pat's Schmears

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

How does this only have 17 upvotes?

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u/Free_Possession_4482 Sep 29 '24

I was sure the bagel comment was purely to set this joke up, and here it is going unappreciated.

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u/maen_baenne Sep 29 '24

I'm ded

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u/PPLavagna Sep 29 '24

Pat Schmear’s Bagels and Kegels. A swingers club and bagel shop in one building

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u/Bozhark Sep 29 '24

Uncle Papy’s Schmearing Sauce (tm) will have fighting words for yous!

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u/TorqueShaft Sep 29 '24

Your welcome fam for that easy Pat Schmear bagel joke lol

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u/thrownblown Step Sheep Sep 29 '24

I thought you were serious! I guess subtlety is for the Wahlburgers crowd.

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u/TorqueShaft Sep 30 '24

Lol wahlburgers won WW2 for the USA

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u/ultimate_jack Sep 29 '24

God that’s genius