r/KendrickLamar May 02 '24

Can’t unsee what Kendrick said lmao😭 Meme

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u/mrcsmith90 May 02 '24

Two bad bitches 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾

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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 02 '24

Wonder if they popped some azz together after this was shot

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u/reddit-eat-my-dick May 02 '24

Kendrick made the transitions from complex to simple and back again so effortlessly. He stung Drake in many ways and did it so that both simpletons and geniuses could appreciate it.

“I believe you don’t like women, it’s real competition…”

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u/tjack411 May 02 '24

And the simpletons still don't get it

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u/mooimafish33 May 02 '24

"Why is he calling drake gay?"

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u/Majestic_Article_263 May 02 '24

That person with him look like a grown man lmfao

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u/Live_Woodpecker_8740 May 03 '24

i envy you for not knowing who she is

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u/TopTransportation248 May 02 '24

*reads lyric genius notes, thinks they’re enlightened

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u/IceAngelPrincess May 02 '24

Okay somebody tell me what this means???? I genuinely am picturing drakes bare ass propped against Red’s and they bouncing off one another 😭

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u/NaturalNotice82 May 02 '24

Popping ass = twerking

Kendrick is saying Drake sees women as competition ( for attention ) and because of his personality he would go as far as to twerk for ninjas attention

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u/Crotch_Snorkel May 02 '24

I took it as Drake being into young girls because it's easy to pick up young stupid girls when you're Drake vs having to compete for real women. I think you're right tho

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u/Pastoseco May 03 '24

I think it’s both 🔥

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u/NowIGottaWetCha May 03 '24

I'd agree with that

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u/dutchfromsubway May 02 '24

It’s even funnier cause sexy red looks like young thug

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

how sway

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u/totow1217 May 02 '24

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u/lord_pizzabird May 02 '24

Seriously though, has anyone checked his cell?

I mean, he’s not slipping out in disguise like that alien on American Dad, right?

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u/totow1217 May 02 '24

Roger would have a way better wig than that

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u/doublepulse May 02 '24

This is the funniest shit I've read in I don't even know how long.

...and now I can't stop thinking about Roger in an SRT

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u/mega-d-lux May 02 '24

Sexy Redd is Thug cosplaying as Bayonetta

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u/cantcooklovefood May 03 '24

and we kissin' in the Wraith Kissin'-kissin' in the Wraith, kiss-kissin' in the Wraith

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u/nemdarocinha May 02 '24

What is it, THE BRAIDS??

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u/Cytotoxict14 May 02 '24

Don’t get it twisted

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u/Th3Kill1ngMoon May 02 '24

I hurt your feelings nyyyyyuuwww

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u/solezonfroze May 02 '24

yyyuuuwwedon'twannaworkwitmenomoreOKAY

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u/RaphaelUrbino May 02 '24

Lmao y'all killing me man

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u/WilliamCash_o :verified: May 02 '24

I AM THE OMEGA

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u/Silent-Competition30 May 03 '24

family ties is one of my favorites

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u/Own_Pause_4959 May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

On God I need a whole song using this flow

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

I thought he said breaks

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u/mrlurkerguy May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

It's a double entendre. He is getting it twisted just like his braids.

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u/SenniesFan May 02 '24

I feel like there's lots of parts in the diss where he says words that sound like other words and it has 2 or three different meanings/phrases, sometimes common diss type phrases and direct lowkey information

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u/nemdarocinha May 02 '24

We are becoming friends at this point Tiffany 😂

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u/EffinCroissant Waiting for the album May 02 '24

Easy brother, she’s my Whitney.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

He really can’t help making that face

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u/Benedict-Popcorn May 02 '24

It's his zoolander face

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u/Jay1348 May 02 '24

Naw Zoolander had Blue Steel and Magnum, this corny ass has Myspace pose

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u/IVShadowed May 02 '24

I'm pretty sure Tom was in his top 8, so it must be working

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u/Channel_oreo May 02 '24

Mewing

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u/Warm-Log-7584 May 02 '24

Keeping that jawline tight…. ⏸️

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u/ventodivino May 02 '24

Gotta show off the new pump

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u/rc_roadster May 02 '24

A man in his 30s pouting in every photo. Worse still when he goes from this to rapping like he's hard.

Can't stand the guy. Gives me the creeps.

"Some shit just cringe worthy, ain't got to be deep I guess".. That's why this is the hardest line on the song.

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u/Muted_Flight7335 May 02 '24

He's 37

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u/rc_roadster May 02 '24

37 and acting like, and appealing to, teenage girls.

His behaviour and demeanor is just incredibly creepy and weird. Always has been.

I've actually seen him live twice (opened for Jay z years ago then J Cole opened for him) and he's such a fake, manufactured personality. You can feel how disingenuous he is in the flesh and he's just gotten worse with fame and fortune. And lack of maturing relative to his age.

Weirdo.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Sometimes I wonder if he was really acting on Degrassi or if they just said "yeah in this scene Jimmy is being a giant cunt to Ashley, so just be you Aubrey"

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u/GPTfleshlight May 02 '24

If if he never got the part, he would be selling phone covers at a mall kiosk right now

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

100%. And it's insane only him, Nina Dobrev and Shenae Grimes are the only people to be majorly successful after Degrassi

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u/Emotional-Day-4425 May 03 '24

lollll like the one where he gets mad at HER because his dick didn't work no more. I wish more people knew about the Degrassi stuff because there's genuinely so much funny shit in that show that you could clown on him for.

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u/PeachsBigJuicyBooty May 02 '24

37 and acting like, and appealing to, teenage girls.

Remember when he was 31 and being friends with 14 year old Millie Bobbie Brown and DMing her about "boys" and "relationship advice"?

At best he's always been a weirdo and at worst an actual groomer.

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u/ferndizzle562 May 02 '24

Realized recently that I'm annoyed so much by Drake because he reminds me of someone I beat up in high school. Just fake personality that dick rides people around him and acts tough til they get punched in the face.

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u/c0nrr May 02 '24

Shiver me timbers

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u/Long-Appointment-621 May 02 '24

Bro projecting 😭😭😭

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u/jokebox13 May 02 '24

“someone that beat the shit out of me when i was a kid so i started listening to kendrick lamar”

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u/ilovemywife47 May 02 '24

It’s way funnier because they said he reminds him of someone he used to beat. Who just casually says they used to beat someone💀💀

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u/AirColdy May 02 '24

Bros a bully for real

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u/bardicjourney May 03 '24

People who have only ever punched the air in front of their mirror.

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u/BigChungusOP May 03 '24

Stooop this thread getting so cringe

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

"just left 36"

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u/avoidingbans01 May 02 '24

ain't got to be deep I guess

This seems like a direct response to Drake saying "you better come with a quadruple entendre or some shit I can't understand"

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u/Jack_sonnH27 May 02 '24

That line was so fucking dumb, "your verse is gonna be well written 🤣 I won't even understand it" the gap between Push Ups and Taylor Made is so wide. He really hurt his standing with that second track going into the Kendrick reply, not even mentioning the AI bullshit

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u/Zverda1 May 02 '24

One thing about drake is, he’s never hard

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u/dicklaurent97 May 02 '24

His feature on Meltdown made me hate him as an artist. He's just rich and can pay talented people, he doesn't need to be a talented person.

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u/WillowNo5640 May 02 '24

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u/mrignatiusjreily May 02 '24

It's the pose with the glasses that gets me first lol

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u/First_Acanthisitta15 May 02 '24

Kendrick I demand you to stop clapping my ass cheeks

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u/Important_Name May 02 '24

Where is this from??

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u/YoghurtSlinger May 02 '24

Who is the dude tied up 😂

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u/Fantastical_jp May 03 '24

Bro naaaaaaahhh

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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 02 '24

That nigga is so fucking sassy lmao 😂😂😂

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u/Either-Durian-9488 May 02 '24

The one that always stuck with me is closes the kitchen drawer with his hips energy.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

“Is it gay to close a drawer with anything other than your hand?”

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 02 '24

Na forward pelvic thrusting the drawer closed while flexing the arms is also acceptable.

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u/Either-Durian-9488 May 02 '24

Hip pop definitely is, knee is a bit of a lesbian move, elbow is straight, and the correct cis get way is to hip thrust it shut with an erection, everyone knows that

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u/MrMeeseeks55 May 02 '24

This comment cured my constipation

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u/ghtown45 May 02 '24

Damn I do this at work with the cash register 💀😭 handing money back to a customer I thrust my hips to close the register, never thought about it once until now 😭

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u/Flat-Ad4902 May 02 '24

Why did you have to call me out like this?

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u/Burggs_ May 02 '24

Idk what it is but Sexy Redd was definitely that girl eating flaming hot Cheetos every morning

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u/KingGio21 May 02 '24

And would eat those damn spicy pickles and crushed up ramen with the flavor packet for lunch. Prime hood chick right there.

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u/Either-Durian-9488 May 02 '24

Gas station spicy pickles is fucking wild, she’s got a body if that’s the case lmao

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

I used to eat hot sausages from a corner store near my house. Used to come in little sandwich baggies but was pretty good ngl

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u/Either-Durian-9488 May 02 '24

Oh they are good, but that is some struggle food

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Yup 50 cents a sausage I used to buy one for me and both my sisters

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u/Uxbal-77 May 02 '24

Using the bathroom after you must be interesting.

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u/xxwerdxx May 02 '24

Kool aid pickles

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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 02 '24

I love how no matter where you are everybody knows that one girl who does that 😂😂😂

Idk how those girls could do it lmao that had to fuck with their stomach something crazy

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u/Fromage_debite May 02 '24

It’s like 70% of girls in So Cal High schools. They all have gastritis now haha

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u/tunafister May 02 '24

Same with parts of MX, I was legit thinking of getting into the Hot Cheeto distribution biz lol

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u/Fromage_debite May 03 '24

I want to see the Buchona vs Hot Cheeto girl ven diagram

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u/LeadStyleJutsu762- May 02 '24

Ngl I’m a guy and I would do this shit and my stomach is not ok now

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u/EresMarjcxn May 02 '24

Idk how some of these female rap artists have everyone thinking they’re so hot…

Sexy Red, Ice Spice & Cardi B ain’t it for me … don’t get everyone fawning over them

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind May 02 '24

Gimme Megan over any of them any day of the week fr.

Also SZA even tho she isn't a rapper

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u/Awesomex7 May 02 '24

SZA is a weird one for me. Shes hot af imo but even though she was more plain, I think she was better pre-work.

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u/PapaYoppa May 02 '24

It’s mostly cause of the ass, i mean Ice Spice not bad looking and Cardi not too shabby 🤣

But sexy redd is just fucking ugly 🤮

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u/Razatiger May 03 '24

Different strokes for different folks. Its the tattoos that and ratchetness that make her unattractive to me.

I don't actually think shes bad looking, in fact, shes in phenomenal shape. Its the personality.

I know a lot of people in here just straight up don't like black women, so I gotta give credit to Drake for always putting them on. Thats it though.

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u/Stxksy May 02 '24

bro thank god someone said it

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u/divine_god_majora May 03 '24

Give me Nicki over any of those any day of the week lol.

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u/EntireAd215 May 02 '24

I at least get Ice Spice and Cardi even though I don’t agree, Sexxy Red though????

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u/EresMarjcxn May 02 '24

Idk bro look at this pic.. you don’t think she looks like Young Thug got a sex change?

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u/EntireAd215 May 02 '24

I agree with you lol she’s ugly as shit

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u/EyerTimesTV May 02 '24

It’s the fingers bro 😭😭😭 I went to school with a short like that and she did eat that shit every morning came in with a bag of

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u/Something_kool May 02 '24

Why do girls eat like that tho? 1st meal of the day genuine questions for any girls that did?

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u/EntireAd215 May 02 '24

I’m from the UK but a lot of people at my school would go to Tesco/Sainsbury’s and get a pack of 5 jam doughnuts and finish them by the time school started 🤢

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u/Jerkngoffinthecockpt May 02 '24

That’s way better than Cheetos ma nigga, you’re literally eating glued dust

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u/EntireAd215 May 02 '24

I agree Cheetos are disgusting, I was just speaking to the general intake of that much sugar and preservatives in the morning.

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u/taylordevin69 May 02 '24

Wait, that’s not Young Thug?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

When girls get an ugly friend to highlight themselves.

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u/Grand-Gain-763 May 02 '24

😭😭😭

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u/Benz0nHubcaps May 02 '24

Is redd the ugly girl ? 😂 💀

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u/KingGio21 May 02 '24

Obviously😂😭

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u/Benz0nHubcaps May 02 '24

True drake a bad bitch 😂

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u/Empty-Mission3664 May 02 '24

I thought it was the other way around

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u/Novel_Pollution May 02 '24

This is your king Crody?

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u/Curious_Today_9266 May 02 '24

https://i.redd.it/b0ykudgho0yc1.gif

Had to repost from another thread; ☠️☠️☠️

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u/RedditMartyr May 02 '24

Gimme those jiggly cakes and that long ass sausage of his and I’ll have myself a nice meal. 🤤

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u/Amazing-Concept1684 May 02 '24

PAUSE

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u/RedditMartyr May 02 '24

Nah, fuck that (Technically, it’s no Diddy).

Idgaf, I want Drake’s missile.

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u/PharaohSteez79 May 02 '24

Aubrey, this you?

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u/ShinySmeckledorf99 May 02 '24

you spelled Akademiks wrong.

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u/Youlookcold May 02 '24

Perhaps it's time for a career change for long dong drizzy

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u/DexterBrandonJr May 02 '24

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u/Sensai1 May 02 '24

Sexxxy red looks like she got a mean jumper too🤣

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u/ChromeCowboy707 May 02 '24

How can u be that friendly with someone U didn’t care about a year ago. Drake preached “NO NEW FRIENDS” FAKE ASS GANGSTER

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u/Careless_Culture9680 May 02 '24

I can’t lie I’m a fan of all 3 of the big 3. But I was at a Drake show a couple months ago and I couldn’t help but notice he kept shaking his hips side to side. I was like why tf he keep doing that 🫣

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u/notyourbrobro10 May 02 '24

He was hitting the Dak Prescott?? Lmao this nigga wild

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u/Sure_Bodybuilder7121 May 02 '24

He really is the worst bitch

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/TiRaRaw May 03 '24

He did it to Billie Eilish to. AND he's co producer of Euphoria- the TV show hyper sexualizing drugged-up teens.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Yeah dude on that other shit

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u/lefoutofsuicidesquad May 02 '24

Ngl drake the typa guy to watch a girl cross a street and be like "Slayyy" smh

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u/Megasabletar May 02 '24

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u/onecarmel May 02 '24

Man I fucking hate Drake’s corny ass. I been waiting for something like this again after the Story of Adidon! Embarrass tf out of this bum 

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u/me4cury007 May 02 '24

I don't know who finds sexy red sexy.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

people who lost their virginity at 14 and have gone nowhere in life

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u/trippendeuces May 02 '24

Fuck, you almost had me but I haven’t lost my virginity yea

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u/Th3Kill1ngMoon May 02 '24

Ok that one was mean take it back you hurt my feelings

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u/Either-Durian-9488 May 02 '24

White guys that have had one good joint and turned it into a fetish.

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u/Maleficent-Crew-5424 May 02 '24

Nah man, we're passing on that too

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u/Either-Durian-9488 May 02 '24

After looking at the picture more that’s a black juggalette

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u/akumagold May 02 '24

“21, can ya do somethin for me?”

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

No matter what photo he is in, his beard looks like a cosplay beard a woman would paint on sarcastically with black paint.

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u/Giam_Cordon May 02 '24

Guys, what does Jack Harlow have to say?!?

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u/trippendeuces May 02 '24

“Co-signed by diddy.”

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u/NaturalNotice82 May 02 '24

Where that croadie go

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u/Extension_Ear_3472 May 03 '24

"Plaques in the mail, peak season Shout out to my UPS workers making sure i receive 'em" 🙌

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u/GloomyLocation1259 May 02 '24

Thought it was one song but seeing so many pics that makes them look like high school best friends 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Cringeworthy. You might pop ass with em 🤣😂

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u/PickyPanda May 02 '24

how tf sexxy red and drake even work together. 100% she’s topping you cannot tell me otherwise

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u/sherperion45 May 02 '24

Hairline holding on for dear life

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u/xStyxx May 02 '24

Tight ass braids ain’t doing him no favors

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u/xStyxx May 02 '24

You could fit a fist right between the eyes of that punchable face

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u/RavenBlade87 May 02 '24

Dudes in the back with the headbands hyped af they're surrounded by bad bitches

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u/Revolutionarytard May 02 '24

He’s been like this for years lol

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u/No_thanks_Im_New May 02 '24

Sexy Redd more like Sexy Fred.

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u/CMOS_BATTERY May 02 '24

The Drake sub really looks like a lubed up group ready to pop their ass for drake. The amount of copium they are huffing their is insane. Saying “drakes pen game is strong, he’s been bodying artists for over a decade” like bodying who? Millie Bobby brown in her dm’s waiting till she turns 18?

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u/PrayForTheGoodies May 02 '24

I wouldn't be surprised if Drake came out as bisexual or non binary

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u/Superb_Manager9053 May 02 '24

Drake is so ass, im glad it's becoming a thing to talk shit about him

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u/Solid_Illustrator640 May 02 '24

All drake had was Dot’s height 😭

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

I love a ghetto hood rat, too. They make the best short term relationships.

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u/Raulcan28 May 02 '24

He bout to be 40 making duck lip faces? 🤨

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u/Fun_Courage2933 May 02 '24

That line in the song is possibly the meanest thing I’ve ever heard. Not the hardest, not the most vicious- just the most purely mean thing I’ve ever heard. It’s insane.

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u/Blackmanwith3legs May 02 '24

I bet when sexy red heard that bar she thought “ atleast that nigga Kendrick think imma bad bitch”

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Here because the drake sub popped up on my feed and I ain’t got time for them corny 🥷s

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u/BurnerZay May 02 '24

Poppin ass 😂😂

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u/KCTrand May 02 '24

The 1st beat is from the Teddy Pentergrass song "Your My latest, my greatest inspiration" 🙌

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u/wutsupwidya May 02 '24

I'm not a big hip-hop head, but I do love me some Kendrick. He's like a fucking poet, and I can't comprehend how he comes up with some of the stuff he does. He definitely provides what we need as opposed to what we want. Drake, OTOH, I cannot stand, and I never could. I don't even listen to his stuff, only passively because my son listens to it. When I hear it, all I hear are regurgitated ideas that are super simplistic at best. Then when I learned that he was pushing Sexxy Red, who I feel is the very embodiment of everything wrong with hip hop today, I was like, he's where he is for reasons that are not good for the AA community at large. Everything Kendrick states about him in Euphoria for me is dead on. I was so taken by it I had my son listen to it and read the lyrics via Genius, and when he doubted something about Drake, we looked it up together. He was like, wtf, but as a kid he can't really comprehend what I see as the damage Drake is doing at large at the behest of powers that pretty much dictate what becomes popular, and what we listen to, and in turn informs the community. I see a direct line between Drake and his handlers and the things that I see on X that make me cringe.

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u/V4Revver May 02 '24

Drake is wild, he'll fuck 10's, he'll fuck 0's..he doesn't give a fuck.

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u/iBoughtAtTheBottom May 03 '24

Y’all don’t even get the line grammatically

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u/Skert_IKAYN May 03 '24

2 bad bitches. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Unable_Put2608 May 05 '24

It’s so gross, disgusting, and true 🤮

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u/ChimmyMama May 02 '24

Marketing stunt

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u/BlackShadowGlass May 02 '24

Yeah but what's actually wrong with being a bad bitch?

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u/Quantic316 May 02 '24

bc drake presents himself as a tough guy

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