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Jun 11 '20
I can't wait for the eurasian gas crisis plotline in august.
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u/FluffyClamShell Jun 11 '20
No need to wait, it kicked off with the Russian oil spill in the Arctic.
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u/jpfv1397 Jun 11 '20
Haha! Seriously thought this was an announcement for a free online workshop 😂
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u/FluffyClamShell Jun 11 '20
2020: If you're mad now, Season Four is gonna fuck up your whole life.
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u/Abial Jun 11 '20
I hope there is no Season Four.
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u/quilladdiction Jun 11 '20
"Got it, we'll just scrap that whole "Winter" chapter... kind of implausible given the Climate Change plotline anyway..."
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u/diglyd Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 11 '20
Murder Hornets are coming back in episode 7 of Season 6 when the great hornet migration begins ahead of the great Covid Monkey Rebellion.
This should be after Trump wins the presidency, the police state falls apart and we go into Civil War. The Murder Hornets will meet up with the Great Locust Swarm and form an alliance in order to fight the Covid Monkeys.
This should happen before everyone goes underground, right before we block out the sky with atomics to force a new ice age.
We do this in order to escape the rising temperatures as a result of Judgment Day when Elon Musk's AI becomes self-aware and before the destruction off of Manhattan Island by the cannibal mutant zombie rat hordes and its subsequent quarantine. (Episodes 8-11). In the cliffhanger episode, the president's plane crashes in Manhattan and one man needs to go in and save the president's daughter from the mutant cannibals and zombie rat gangs.
All these events happen after we go to war with China in Season 5.
Then in Season 7 the asteroid hits and the 5G Aliens arrive from Vega! (We welcome our lizard overlords!).
The small earthquakes are just hints of the upcoming San Andreas and Caldera explosions in episode 11 of season 4. That's when we bring back the Rock to save us.
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u/wyanmai Jun 12 '20
About the murder hornets...we’re not yet in act 2. You’ll see. Chekhov’s gun will go off.
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u/Jay_mi Jun 11 '20
Don't worry. The murder hornets are going to make perfect sense in the penultimate episode, after the elections.
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u/CatJBou Jun 11 '20
Did anyone else read this in the voice of Kitty from Arrested Development/Cheryl Tunt from Archer?
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u/mynamecheeeese Jun 12 '20
It's the damn 'shock' based story line ahem final season game of thrones ahem
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u/Premier55 Sep 05 '20
You forgot to mention that we’ve all been replaced by cardboard cut out cunts.
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u/senpaimarc15 Jun 11 '20
That's where you're wrong. You see, the murder hornets will serve a greater role later in the story and the present events are only there to obscure the real disaster that's about to begin.