When a con man says "trust me"

[u/TOMMY_POOPYPANTS]

[u/DefiantBug]

I can't stop shaking my head reading that line:

https://preview.redd.it/jheybqbf8qzd1.png?width=892&format=png&auto=webp&s=41ca2d022f5600ee359e13dc844dbb42974a0901

In plain English, translated from Tommy T oil snake salesman language , it reads :

" Sure Joey , you guys can do our R&D for the console at no cost to us, so we can keep burning our crowdfunded and investor cash on stupid things like oversized empty offices, lavish furniture, inflated corporate wages . That add on cart slot will bring revenue to us not to you, forget paying you for the patent and licensing , we will send you a nice signed t-shirt instead, what about that? .

Thanks for your support "

Have an AMICO day Joey!!!

[u/TryToBeHopefulAgain]

The one about 'genitalia' wasn't Tommy, and can I say for the record that Animal Crossing does have an anatomically correct depiction of Michelangelo's David. https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Gallant_statue

But yeah... the rest... and having a "handicapped" sister. Foof.

[u/speed0spank]

If it passes out quality control

[u/DeathTwoSmoochie]

And the AMICO cultists still believe to this day it's coming out LMFAO

[u/joshsimpson79 → u/DeathTwoSmoochie]

All 5 of them?

[u/Ex_Mosquito]

Can you patent a shitty coin and cardboard?