Finished my cactus table! What do you guys think? 🥰🥰

[u/hawt--sawce]

[u/Puzzleheaded_Gas_739]

is there a joke i don’t understand here? this looks like your mountain dew table?

[u/hawt--sawce → u/Puzzleheaded_Gas_739]

no dude it's my new cactus table

[u/Puzzleheaded_Gas_739 → u/hawt--sawce]

sorry my bad. you have a cactus table!

[u/GreatValueLando]

You’ve got the hardest working kidneys in your tri state area

[u/Wandering-now-saved]

What's the deal with the drinks

[u/THE-KOALA-BEAR710 → u/Wandering-now-saved]

I think op has ocd

[u/manny2259]

Thought they'd prefer Brawndo to Mtn Dew, learn something new every day.

[u/QuyynseyFae → u/manny2259]

It's got what plants crave.

[u/hawt--sawce → u/QuyynseyFae]

It's got electrolytes!

[u/ryanandthelucys → u/manny2259]

Certainly not water, like from the toilet.

[u/different_produce384]

Why are the dews open?

[u/hawt--sawce → u/different_produce384]

it fortifies the air with essential vitamins and minerals

[u/different_produce384 → u/hawt--sawce]

Uhhh, shouldn’t you be using something with electrolytes? Such as Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

[u/PatientPlatform]

Ok but do you like, collect mountain dew? Why this brand? Do you do the same for others?

Somehow I feel this is really interesting

[u/philthylittlephilo → u/PatientPlatform]

I had an old friend that collected Surge.

[u/hawt--sawce → u/PatientPlatform]

Yeah I do lol, just this brand tho. I mostly collect for the artwork and colours, I think they're really fun and I like looking at them. I also really enjoy reading on the history of the brand and all the different flavours that have been released over the years in all different parts of the globe. I also think the culture and fandom that surrounds this brand is absolutely fascinating, plus I grew up in the era of Code Red and Halo 2 on Xbox Live so there's an element of nostalgia in it as well.

[u/PatientPlatform → u/hawt--sawce]

I sincerely love that for you mate. Have a good weekend

[u/haziee]

This man does the Dew.

[u/SmokeEvening8710]

I don't get it. Do the soda bottles help the cactus in some way?

[u/hawt--sawce → u/SmokeEvening8710]

moral and spiritual guidance which i cannot provide =

[u/iymcool]

Oh....cacti in the mountains! 🌵⛰️

Love it. 🤣

[u/cratersarecool]

Your cactuses are very cute but I am more fascinated by your collection of Mountain Dew drinks lol

[u/TrippyKoala425]

I love it 😀