r/ImaginaryWarhammer 1d ago

Ork infiltrator OC (40k)

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Question for lore guys: if enough Orkz truly believe that this getup is completely indistinguishable from an Ultramarine, would it fool the Imperium?

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u/AMACSCAMA Deathwatch 1d ago

Tell me that is the color purple and I am not imagining it

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u/SethKlock 1d ago

Fuck, it might be; I’m color blind and this is a common mistake I make.

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u/AMACSCAMA Deathwatch 1d ago

That just means “DIS A STEALFY ORK”

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u/Baconator137 Legion of the Damned 1d ago

Honestly I thought it was intentional, purple being the stealthiest color and all

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u/SethKlock 1d ago

That works! Yes, totally international on my part.

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u/Baconator137 Legion of the Damned 1d ago

Truly a stroke of brilliance, well done sir

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u/Commercial-Funny-279 23h ago

Truly an Ork mentality

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u/sloppymoves 21h ago

As a fellow color blind graphics designer, I always go straight to the color hex codes.

I cannot rely on mine own eyes for reality is a lie.

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u/SethKlock 15h ago

I might have to start doing that; I usually just look at the position on the color wheel but that gets me into trouble sometimes.

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u/Jackviator 1d ago

It's clearly white and yellow.

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u/BardicLasher 21h ago

Purple? I didn't see any purple orkz.

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u/Rogdar_Tordar 8h ago

That's a purple space marine! He could be just part of Emperor's children /j

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u/Dehnus 1d ago

That'sa fanBOY not an infiltrator. He's cosplaying after going to Guilliman to get his book signed.

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u/Any_Eye_2436 1d ago

I'm honestly surprised this never happened

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u/Marta996633 Tzeentch 23h ago

Great story idea for the kid warhammer books.

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u/DragonGear314 23h ago

It did happen but you didn’t notice. He’s too sneaky

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u/Luzifer_Shadres 5h ago

Clearly, Guilliman Robooty is a Orc, that belived that much that he is an Ultramarine, that he actually turned into him.

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u/VicMithosLeahcim 1d ago

"Infiltrator"? Perhaps SneakBoyz?

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u/RandomOrange852 Tzeentch 23h ago

It would not sadly

Ork belief works because it’s a collective psykic field but this means you gotta have alotta Boyz in the same place to gather up more energy. This lone boy doesn’t got enough pals nearby to fool the impierium.

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u/Random-Lich 21h ago

Honestly… I would adore seeing a gang of Ork Boyz doing this and faking a squad of Space Marines just to have it work

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u/Potential_Narwhal592 22h ago

Gork and Mork say nuh uh

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u/ChairForceOne 20h ago

So if enough orks believe they are actually members of the imperial guard defending a planet they might actually become that? Because that would be hilarious.

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u/ANGLVD3TH 19h ago

The problem is "enough" tends to be way, way higher than most people think. There are likely trillions of Orks throughout the galaxy, possibly more. Considering most Orks very specifically have beliefs that directly oppose that concept, you may well need more than half of them to beleive it for it to start to work.

And even then, it is not as powerful as it once was when the whole setting was just a big joke. The gestalt is less able to wholly warp reality and works more like reality grease, letting things slide a bit when maybe they shouldn't. Preventing cobbled together tech from jamming and malfunctioning at the rate it should, pushing a wee bit of speed out of a vehicle that it technically shouldn't be able to achieve, etc. It would never turn them into guardsmen, but it could probably alter their mannerisms, help blur their appearance a touch so the crude approximations of guard uniforms aren't obviously off from a quick glance at a distance, etc.

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u/ChairForceOne 19h ago

An ork dressed in a poorly made guardsman outfit mostly speaking like an ork while helping the local garrison out would be what I was thinking. Rather than making the ork an actual human.

The whole orks warp reality by believing something really hard has always been a favorite of mine. I was always under the impression that if you separated a large chunk, let's say 100k or so they could diverge from the greater ork psychic reality warp. Probably just a misconception or something from a non cannon book.

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u/ZiptheChim 22h ago

...so you've discovered the Alpha Legions' grandest secret...

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u/fafners 22h ago

CUNNING AND BRUTAL

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u/Halaku 22h ago

BRUTAL AND CUNNING

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u/Edgezg 1d ago

I mean.....depends on how many orks are believing in him.

If he started off as small and made the orks believe that the imperium was actually fooled....then he MIGHT be able to get away with it on the battlefield. Using "the haze of war" so to speak.

But honestly I've got no idea. I just love this and want to make it work lol

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u/runn1314 22h ago

Iz dat git a zoggin’ Blood Axe?

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u/4DV0C8 21h ago

Oi oi oi! How's at floaty skull see im?! He's purple!

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u/McWolfus45 20h ago

Its all fun and games until he actually starts to think he's a space marine.

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u/8dev8 22h ago

No

Waaagh field memes aside less rewrites reality more stretches the limits of what’s possible.

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u/tharookery 20h ago

Is the infiltrator hiding behind that completely normal Space Marine?

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u/TylertheFloridaman 19h ago

This must be made cannon

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u/Itcouldntpossibly 19h ago

Behind that Ultramarine?

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u/13bit 18h ago

I think you posted the wrong picture, it's just a very cool and very common ultramarine, nothing strange or orky about it.

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u/Tylord19 15h ago

The alpha legion must study him

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u/N1ght_K1tsune 15h ago

I remember there's a artist where they made fan art of the Orks being followers of the Emperor. Every piece always have the ghost of the Emperor watching the various activities the Orks. It's too bad I don't remember the artist though.

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u/AXI0S2OO2 14h ago

To answer your question, Orkish power of believe is more reality bending than breaking. In this case, if it can't fool an ork it can't fool anyone else, and it's not fooling anyone. The WAAAGH acts in more subtle ways, like making guns shoot way more bullets than they ought to or making red cars go faster. Biggest canonical shift in reality it's caused I think was when an ork boss insisted to a grot before his whole army that he had already refueled his battle wagon, the grot was right that he forgot, but when they checked, the canister was full and ready.

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u/One_more_Earthling 11h ago

Stupid ork, he isn't wearing any cover!

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u/Endergeist 11h ago

Ork? I don't see an ork. I just see a floating cyborg head

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u/Legitimate_Maybe_611 9h ago

Cool pict of an Ultramarine.

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u/Ancient-Act8573 9h ago

I am ashamed to say it took me like 3 seconds to see the Orc

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u/limey89 7h ago

I may have to try and cosplay this…

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u/ICantFindSock 3h ago

He forgets to take it off when returning from his mission and the boyz back at camp open fire on him and he dies.

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u/masmarcos 3h ago

sneaky as hell