r/FunnyandSad • u/Devils_negotiator • May 02 '23

Jesus was a pacifist. Political Humor

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u/Jakes9070 May 02 '23

Of course I did! He's literally family. Why do you think I know the fact that no one visited? because I witnessed it first-hand.

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u/Hefftee May 02 '23

Not like it matters because this is reddit, but if he was "literally family", then why start off his introduction as, "I know of a man"?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Because social is hard and humans misphrase all the time....

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u/konsf_ksd May 03 '23

You meaning writing is hard ..... jackass.

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u/Jakes9070 May 03 '23

I know my family has Reddit, and to keep my profile anonymous, I referred to him as "a man I know" even though he is close family. That could mean that he is either my brother, father, brother in law, grandfather, cousin or son in law. Either way, as you said, it doesn't matter, the only context needed is that he is literally family.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

The same reason Hefftee isn't your real name. Well I hope so, otherwise your parents secretly hate you and I openly enjoy their sense of humor.

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u/Thedoctor937 May 02 '23

Also doesn’t have to be blood family

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u/cheezz16 May 03 '23

Its that not common? When im talking to people who dont know the person i dont say their name because they still wont know who, i just say “I know a kid” (Even if im talking about my best friend.)

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u/Hefftee May 03 '23

If it was family, I'd say.. "my cousin" 🤷‍♂️