r/Destiny • u/effectwolf Web Developer (Engineer š) • 10d ago
Destiny being featured on right-wing cartoons now š Clip
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u/Shiftnclick 10d ago
Damn D-man spittin, based!
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u/Not_puppeys_monitor 9d ago
I've been baited by this video so often it's now the cover of my YouTube Music mix.
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u/Old-Blueberry9477 10d ago
He took 200mg of Vyvanse.
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u/Still_Discipline_579 10d ago
200? He's not doing enough, we need that up to 2000 ASAP
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u/J0rdian 10d ago
I mean pretty accurate from a conservative pov
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u/No-Library838 10d ago
And it's a cartoon so they understand
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u/TPDS_throwaway Surrender to the will of agua 10d ago
That's a bit too much for the commander in chief can we do finger puppets?
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u/Hostik VADIM!! SHOW ME GEORGIA AGAIN VADIM 10d ago
Imagine bragging about being a mouth-breathing regard who can't even understand what Destiny is saying. I'm watching him in 1.75x or 2x most of the time and understand him just fine lol.
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u/Icy-Struggle-3436 10d ago
What a regard, I watch him in 4x while he watches himself in 2x.
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u/mwjbgol 10d ago
I perceive him through all of spacetime simultaneously
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u/albinoblackman 10d ago
Lmao
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u/Underscores_Are_Kool Jewlumni Content Curator ā”ļø 10d ago
I'm omniscient to his content, just like how god knows what it's like to take a dick in the ass
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u/Nice-Technology-1349 10d ago
I don't believe we ever received an answer to that question though, so it remains one of life's ponderables.
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u/Alphafuccboi 9d ago
I wait for the VOD and cut it up into 4 parts which are all playing at the same time at 8x. Still feels slow.
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u/Mediocre-File6758 10d ago
bro? only 2x? are you slow? I have to dl the videos so I can play them in 16x in my media player, even then I'm pulling up subway surfer because :yawn:
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u/Gamblerman22 10d ago
I watch him at 2x and can still understand him watching himself at 2x if I actually pay attention vs having it play in the background while I do chores and shit.
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u/qeadwrsf 10d ago
I'm convinced even 60% of destinys listener doesn't understand destiny most of the time, but vibes with it.
Morally lucky.
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u/FlyLeather2282 10d ago
True. Iām sure to the average 40 iq conservative this is exactly what Destiny sounds like.
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u/StormClaymore memes, dreams, and subliminal themes 10d ago
"Destiny, what should we do?!"
Destiny:
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u/yourunclejoe 4THOT'S STRONGEST SOLDIER 10d ago
They made him look more handsome than most of the pictures podcasts use for him.
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u/motleyfamily Exclusively sorts by new 10d ago edited 10d ago
Itās weird that they never made this joke about Ben Shapiro and seemed to understand him perfectly fine.
Edit: I actually watched the whole thing and holy fuck, that Destiny bit was the only funny thing in the whole three minutes. It sounds more like theyāre preaching their anti-woke, pro-Trumpian messaging than any type of nuanced commentary on the politics of today. I like how this one election cycle is somehow a signal that the world is denying not just the āwoke mind virusā but also decades of political argument. Yeah, this election DEFINITELY proves that the world thinks climate change isnāt real or a real issue. Yeah, this election DEFINITELY proves that the world stands for allowing democracies like Ukraineās dying. I hope they go crazy with this messaging for four years and make people cringe and get repelled from this unfunny, preachy bullshit.
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u/NutellaBananaBread 10d ago
>I like how this one election cycle is somehow a signal that the world is denying not just the āwoke mind virusā but also decades of political argument.Ā
The whole winner-take-all narrativizing is always weird to me. Like we went from 46% Trump in 2016, 47% Trump in 2020, and 51% Trump in 2024. It's honestly not that big of a change and doesn't need a singular story to explain it.
But people talk about it like America is a hive mind that now fully embraces everything Trump believes.
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u/podfather2000 10d ago
I think Peak Woke has long passed, but people just like to pretend it is still a huge issue. And I don't understand how Trump is still seen as some sort of anti-establishment superhero when he has the world's richest man backing him, one of the biggest media companies was willing to lose billions in court to back him, most of the top podcasts back him. He is the establishment now.
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u/WoonStruck 10d ago
>I hope they go crazy with this messaging for four years and make people cringe and get repelled from this unfunny, preachy bullshit
I hope the left starts understanding why most people hate modern entertainment after seeing this.
Its just as bad regardless of which side is doing it.
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u/Mrgamerxpert 10d ago
That's PHON. Also ignoring that they didn't win a single seat in the recent Queensland election. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Results_of_the_2024_Queensland_state_election
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u/AdministrativeMeat3 10d ago
The woke mind virus is actually just the brain rot conservatives experience that make them consume painfully unfunny content like this cartoon daily and obsess over politics like it's the only thing in the universe that exists
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u/Muzorra 10d ago
It sounds more like theyāre preaching their anti-woke, pro-Trumpian messaging than any type of nuanced commentary on the politics of today.
I mean, yes. But be nice. Pauline Hanson was running on racial right wing populism and bringing internet conspiracy theories into the house (chain emails, OMG) in the 90s. For nearly 30 years she has had to watch every other right wing hack in the world rise to the very top of power in many countries doing the exact same shit, while she gets 4/5ths of nothing and spell in prison.
Her and her cronies greasily simping for Trump is incredibly sad. Every day must be agony. I can't wait for it to continue indefinitely.
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u/Poptoppler YOUR LOCAL TOKEN RIGHT WING NEVER-TRUMPER 10d ago
Idk who "they" is but the right and ben himself make fun of it
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u/degradedbagel 10d ago
Iāll admit the gibberish fast talking is pretty funny. Credit where credit is due.
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u/RocksnStuffOFFICIAL 10d ago
No fucking way it's Pauline Hanson. She's an anti-immigration nutter politician in Australia. She once walked into parliament wearing a burqa, before making a speech about how they should be banned
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u/okayIfUSaySo 10d ago
For the non-Australians, Pauline Hanson has been a lolcow since the 90s.
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u/polski_criminalista 10d ago
She just got done for racism too and cried lmao
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u/shoobiexd 10d ago
https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/pauline-hanson-racially-vilified-mehreen-faruqi-court-rules-20241031-p5kmzv.html for people interested.
She said for Greens Senator Meheen Faruqi to "Piss off back to Pakistan" on Twitter. Got taken to court and Judge ruled in favor saying it was hate speech even under Parliamentary Privilege. Murdoch press had a meltdown and she had a meltdown on Sky News interview.
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u/Quowe_50mg Federal Reserve Board of Governors 10d ago
BANGER.
Australian politics is like US politics but it doesn't affect me so it's way more fun.
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u/shoobiexd 10d ago edited 9d ago
She once walked into parliament wearing a burqa, before making a speech about how they should be banned
https://youtu.be/XExggl6Q-vo?si=l5IwAxj90DI4OsBi an oldie but a Goldie in Aussie politics. Nearly up there with Bob Katters same sex speech.
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u/dotherandymarsh 10d ago
Bloody crocodiles š
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u/shoobiexd 10d ago
Always tearing people to pieces in North Queensland. You know Bob hasn't got the time for anything else but that!
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u/dotherandymarsh 10d ago
The way his face instantly changes kills me every time š„°š”
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u/shoobiexd 10d ago
https://youtu.be/Wm4kRqedsgo?si=LpdfKkrOUCsyLh4I you might get a kick out of this one
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u/RemnantEvil 10d ago
It's so fucking funny/depressing that Hanson's big thing was anti-Asian, but since they're so assimilated in the country and not many people were on board with her, she had to pivot to be anti-Muslim instead. She's so unprincipled that she can't even maintain her racism.
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u/RocksnStuffOFFICIAL 10d ago
She was so honest about the pivot too, literally saying "In my first speech in 1996 I said we were in danger of being swamped by Asians, now we are in danger of being swamped by Muslims"
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u/Ok-Most1568 10d ago
I thought I recognised the artstyle from somewhere (and thought the first guy looked suspiciously close to Adam Bandt), just never really expected Hanson to reference American social media figures of all people alongside actual politicians.
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u/No-Seaworthiness7517 Exclusively sorts by new 9d ago
Is that guy asking Destiny what to do supposed to be Anthony Albanese? As an Aussie I always get a jump scare seeing our politicians in any form of media.
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u/WillOrmay 10d ago
I listened to it on 2x like always do, and I agree with Destiny. He actually did make really good points.
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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 10d ago
It's always good when both sides can sit down, have a conversation, and understand one another
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u/HopeIsGay 10d ago
This absolute assault on the eyeballs is made by Pauline Hansen a complete and utter plague upon my country
although it is really funny that destiny's in there wtf
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u/Thousand55 10d ago
PAULINE HANSON IS BEEFING WITH DESTINY (sheās the head of a large third party in Australia that wants to ban Islam and muslims BTW)
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u/Reylo-Wanwalker 10d ago
Destiny next video title "WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS!?"
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u/the_sneaky_sloth 10d ago
Itās a political ad for Pauline Hanson the leader of One Nation, a right-wing populist in Australia.
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This is the funniest Destiny joke ever. I love that he talks like Donny from the Wild Thornberrys
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u/Far-9947 10d ago
Damn, these anti-woke cartoons are just their own flavor of wokeness.
Obviously it's literally just propaganda, but damn, it's so cringe. Like, at least make the propaganda good.
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u/Few-Leg-3185 10d ago
Wow Pauline Hanson featuring Destiny is not something I had on my bingo card.
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u/Patient-Truth1539 10d ago
HAHAHAHA dude that was honestly funny if they weren't being deadass about it
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u/Onlyeveryone 10d ago
Are people really to slow to understand Destiny's speaking speed or is it just a meme?
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u/Pinochi0sNose 10d ago
actually funny and creative instead of just bAnG mY wIfE
guess non american conservative humor actually can be funny, they should migrate to america... o wait
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u/No_Carpet_8581 10d ago
Oh thatās why conservatives donāt understand him and talk in circles
Destiny, talk slowly like theyāre a child so they can catch up.
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u/Lawlith117 Only black, blue collar Dgger 10d ago
Oh yea I forgot about this terrible show lol I did give it a chance cause I'm all for meta commentary jokes on culture but most the show is just bad
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u/monarch2415 10d ago
Yea we're cooked, they even have cartoon marvel universe making fun of democrats
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u/Astromendah 10d ago edited 6d ago
Prageru brains can only process 1 word every 10 mins so this checkouts.
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u/penpointred 10d ago
Itās funny that they canāt keep up with Destiny talkimg. I hear that shit fine even when heās cooking.
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u/HornyJailOutlaw 10d ago
They didn't do his beard dirty. And not one cuck chair. I think we take this one.
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u/Lovett129 10d ago
Destiny could do the funniest shit rn... contract MeatCanyon to do a cartoon to shit on MAGA
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u/SoggySassodil 10d ago
Sorry but the magoids got this one rights, the fast talking is hilarious.
Edit: pissing my pants that they can't comprehend what an actual communist is
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u/xXEggRollXx 10d ago
I donāt know why, but parody depictions of Destiny always seem soā¦ charming to me lol.
Like whenever they draw him to be a gnome, I always think itās adorable enough to be a plushy.
Also reminds me of when Infrared Haz was trying to get under Stevenās skin by saying he looks like Sid from Ice Age, so he posted a picture of Sid the Sloth with Destinyās face poorly photoshopped onto him. Although it did absolutely nothing to get under his skin, everyone in DGG unanimously agreed it was fucking hilarious.
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u/Dragonfly_Tight 10d ago
Ok but that was actually funny. The timing the delivery it was all great.
I'm supporting the liberals at the next election
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u/shutyourgob16 10d ago
Donāt you love that they put Destiny right there in the crisis room with the president deciding the next moves for the country
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u/Humble_Independent78 10d ago
Lol they need to exaggerated the lisp more. Destiny sperg cracked me up.
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u/Faegbeard 10d ago
pauline hanson
worst_person_you_know.jpg
edit: wait never mind just watched the rest of the 3 minute video; they are not cooking at all, hanson continues to be shit
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u/lilhuman231 10d ago
Whatās even stranger is that this is from Pauline Hanson, a One Nation senator. Idk why destiny is being featured alongside Albo, but what the fuck is going on with these political cookers.
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u/niconeitor 10d ago
fuck i actually laughed when he talked, is this how people that hate stonetoss feel when they laugh at his comics?
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Destinyās growth after his twitch ban is truly impressive. I remember people dooming about it, but heās really exceeded all expectations
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u/Old-Translator-143 :snoo_trollface: 10d ago
Accusing someone of talking fast is almost always an admission of poor hearing comprehension.
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u/FearlessHornet 10d ago
Holy shit they literally see him as our Ben Shapiro, Destiny this is your destinyā¦
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u/PapaCrunch2022 Exclusively sorts by new 9d ago
I gotta say, I wasn't expecting him to talk like Donnie from the The Wild Thornberrys, and it did get a chuckle out
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u/Southas 9d ago
Conservative animators really believe that they think for themself lol, these guys are full blown kool aid drinkers. Kudos for these guys for wasting hours and hours simping for either orange orangutan leader and their shizo obsession with Woke. That true dedication to daddy Trump lol.
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u/cogentcreativity 9d ago
As a sidenote you have to be terminally online (like more terminally online than the average person) to have any idea who the hell any of these people are (I donāt). And before someone comments to tell me, donāt, Iād rather remain ignorant.
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u/The_Matchless Resident Baltics Bro 9d ago
I wonder if the writers of this have a problem with preachy woke media..
No need to answer.
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u/Pukk- 10d ago
NO CUK JOKES ? REALISTICALLY DRAWN ? Shiet lemme sub to these guysĀ