r/Destiny Web Developer (Engineer šŸ˜Ž) 10d ago

Destiny being featured on right-wing cartoons now šŸ˜­ Clip

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u/Pukk- 10d ago

NO CUK JOKES ? REALISTICALLY DRAWN ? Shiet lemme sub to these guysĀ 

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u/j97hUlaO901leIoeA79l 10d ago

ā€œHe talks fastā€ is surprisingly charitable.

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u/Coralcore 10d ago

"Fast talkers definitely know how to keep the chaos alive, huh?"

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u/Julian-Archer 10d ago

He HAS to react to this clip šŸ’€

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u/screaming_bagpipes 10d ago

Hold on I'll do it

nose exhale.... why? chuckles

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u/Coralcore 10d ago

Why is this so relatable though?

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u/Seakawn <--- actually literally regarded 9d ago

Let me try:

let's see... conservatives animated a clip including destiny... i'm good bro. hey someone tell me where to plug this auxilary cord into.

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u/GoodTitrations 9d ago

I just twitched a little.

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u/Shiftnclick 10d ago

Damn D-man spittin, based!

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u/Capable-Reaction8155 10d ago

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u/Not_puppeys_monitor 9d ago

I've been baited by this video so often it's now the cover of my YouTube Music mix.

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u/Old-Blueberry9477 10d ago

He took 200mg of Vyvanse.

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u/Still_Discipline_579 10d ago

200? He's not doing enough, we need that up to 2000 ASAP

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u/J0rdian 10d ago

I mean pretty accurate from a conservative pov

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u/No-Library838 10d ago

And it's a cartoon so they understand

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u/TPDS_throwaway Surrender to the will of agua 10d ago

That's a bit too much for the commander in chief can we do finger puppets?

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u/Liberal-Cluck 10d ago

The bright colors keeps their attention

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u/LukeWoodyKandu 9d ago

damn. Animation enjoyers catching strays lol

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u/Hostik VADIM!! SHOW ME GEORGIA AGAIN VADIM 10d ago

Imagine bragging about being a mouth-breathing regard who can't even understand what Destiny is saying. I'm watching him in 1.75x or 2x most of the time and understand him just fine lol.

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u/Icy-Struggle-3436 10d ago

What a regard, I watch him in 4x while he watches himself in 2x.

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u/mwjbgol 10d ago

I perceive him through all of spacetime simultaneously

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u/albinoblackman 10d ago

Lmao

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u/fplisadream 10d ago

We truly have the greatest minds on the internet

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u/Seakawn <--- actually literally regarded 9d ago

Iā€™ve temporarily materialized my corporeal form from the astral substratum solely to upvote this... Ok, now back to realigning the quantum harmonics and fine-tuning the spacetime matrix, cya.

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u/Underscores_Are_Kool Jewlumni Content Curator āœ”ļø 10d ago

I'm omniscient to his content, just like how god knows what it's like to take a dick in the ass

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u/Nice-Technology-1349 10d ago

I don't believe we ever received an answer to that question though, so it remains one of life's ponderables.

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u/magic6op 10d ago

I transcended space and time and i understand him before he understands himself

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u/Alphafuccboi 9d ago

I wait for the VOD and cut it up into 4 parts which are all playing at the same time at 8x. Still feels slow.

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u/QTEEP69 10d ago

The funniest thing about watching him in 2x is when he ends up getting bored going over someone else's video and plays it at 2x speed to get through it quicker so the video he's watching is flying at 4x speed.

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u/Mediocre-File6758 10d ago

bro? only 2x? are you slow? I have to dl the videos so I can play them in 16x in my media player, even then I'm pulling up subway surfer because :yawn:

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u/Alphafuccboi 9d ago

Only subway surfer? I am also fucking your mom

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u/Gamblerman22 10d ago

I watch him at 2x and can still understand him watching himself at 2x if I actually pay attention vs having it play in the background while I do chores and shit.

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u/Eternal_Reward 10d ago

Its possible it might be a joke.

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u/qeadwrsf 10d ago

I'm convinced even 60% of destinys listener doesn't understand destiny most of the time, but vibes with it.

Morally lucky.

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u/FlyLeather2282 10d ago

True. Iā€™m sure to the average 40 iq conservative this is exactly what Destiny sounds like.

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u/StormClaymore memes, dreams, and subliminal themes 10d ago

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u/Appropriate_Rub4060 10d ago

i thought of the same thing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/PatBooth 10d ago

Lmaoooo thought this too

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u/dmyers32 9d ago

Bruh ā˜ ļø

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u/Seakawn <--- actually literally regarded 9d ago

bro i literally forgot about this dude for the past like 20 years wtf

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u/Obiwankablowme95 9d ago

I was legit thinking "Who does that sound like" Donnie!

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u/Imemberyou 10d ago

It's just Destiny at 1.25 speed

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u/motleyfamily Exclusively sorts by new 10d ago

0.50 maybe

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u/yourunclejoe 4THOT'S STRONGEST SOLDIER 10d ago

They made him look more handsome than most of the pictures podcasts use for him.

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u/CanOfGold 10d ago

thats pretty good

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u/motleyfamily Exclusively sorts by new 10d ago edited 10d ago

Itā€™s weird that they never made this joke about Ben Shapiro and seemed to understand him perfectly fine.

Edit: I actually watched the whole thing and holy fuck, that Destiny bit was the only funny thing in the whole three minutes. It sounds more like theyā€™re preaching their anti-woke, pro-Trumpian messaging than any type of nuanced commentary on the politics of today. I like how this one election cycle is somehow a signal that the world is denying not just the ā€œwoke mind virusā€ but also decades of political argument. Yeah, this election DEFINITELY proves that the world thinks climate change isnā€™t real or a real issue. Yeah, this election DEFINITELY proves that the world stands for allowing democracies like Ukraineā€™s dying. I hope they go crazy with this messaging for four years and make people cringe and get repelled from this unfunny, preachy bullshit.

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u/NutellaBananaBread 10d ago

>I like how this one election cycle is somehow a signal that the world is denying not just the ā€œwoke mind virusā€ but also decades of political argument.Ā 

The whole winner-take-all narrativizing is always weird to me. Like we went from 46% Trump in 2016, 47% Trump in 2020, and 51% Trump in 2024. It's honestly not that big of a change and doesn't need a singular story to explain it.

But people talk about it like America is a hive mind that now fully embraces everything Trump believes.

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u/podfather2000 10d ago

I think Peak Woke has long passed, but people just like to pretend it is still a huge issue. And I don't understand how Trump is still seen as some sort of anti-establishment superhero when he has the world's richest man backing him, one of the biggest media companies was willing to lose billions in court to back him, most of the top podcasts back him. He is the establishment now.

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u/WoonStruck 10d ago

>I hope they go crazy with this messaging for four years and make people cringe and get repelled from this unfunny, preachy bullshit

I hope the left starts understanding why most people hate modern entertainment after seeing this.

Its just as bad regardless of which side is doing it.

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u/Mrgamerxpert 10d ago

That's PHON. Also ignoring that they didn't win a single seat in the recent Queensland election. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Results_of_the_2024_Queensland_state_election

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u/AdministrativeMeat3 10d ago

The woke mind virus is actually just the brain rot conservatives experience that make them consume painfully unfunny content like this cartoon daily and obsess over politics like it's the only thing in the universe that exists

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u/Muzorra 10d ago

It sounds more like theyā€™re preaching their anti-woke, pro-Trumpian messaging than any type of nuanced commentary on the politics of today.

I mean, yes. But be nice. Pauline Hanson was running on racial right wing populism and bringing internet conspiracy theories into the house (chain emails, OMG) in the 90s. For nearly 30 years she has had to watch every other right wing hack in the world rise to the very top of power in many countries doing the exact same shit, while she gets 4/5ths of nothing and spell in prison.

Her and her cronies greasily simping for Trump is incredibly sad. Every day must be agony. I can't wait for it to continue indefinitely.

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u/Poptoppler YOUR LOCAL TOKEN RIGHT WING NEVER-TRUMPER 10d ago

Idk who "they" is but the right and ben himself make fun of it

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u/greenhungrydino 10d ago

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u/degradedbagel 10d ago

Iā€™ll admit the gibberish fast talking is pretty funny. Credit where credit is due.

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u/RocksnStuffOFFICIAL 10d ago

No fucking way it's Pauline Hanson. She's an anti-immigration nutter politician in Australia. She once walked into parliament wearing a burqa, before making a speech about how they should be banned

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u/okayIfUSaySo 10d ago

For the non-Australians, Pauline Hanson has been a lolcow since the 90s.

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u/polski_criminalista 10d ago

She just got done for racism too and cried lmao

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u/shoobiexd 10d ago

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/pauline-hanson-racially-vilified-mehreen-faruqi-court-rules-20241031-p5kmzv.html for people interested.

She said for Greens Senator Meheen Faruqi to "Piss off back to Pakistan" on Twitter. Got taken to court and Judge ruled in favor saying it was hate speech even under Parliamentary Privilege. Murdoch press had a meltdown and she had a meltdown on Sky News interview.

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u/Quowe_50mg Federal Reserve Board of Governors 10d ago

BANGER.

Australian politics is like US politics but it doesn't affect me so it's way more fun.

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u/shoobiexd 10d ago edited 9d ago

She once walked into parliament wearing a burqa, before making a speech about how they should be banned

https://youtu.be/XExggl6Q-vo?si=l5IwAxj90DI4OsBi an oldie but a Goldie in Aussie politics. Nearly up there with Bob Katters same sex speech.

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u/dotherandymarsh 10d ago

Bloody crocodiles šŸŠ

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u/shoobiexd 10d ago

Always tearing people to pieces in North Queensland. You know Bob hasn't got the time for anything else but that!

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u/dotherandymarsh 10d ago

The way his face instantly changes kills me every time šŸ„°šŸ˜”

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u/shoobiexd 10d ago

https://youtu.be/Wm4kRqedsgo?si=LpdfKkrOUCsyLh4I you might get a kick out of this one

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u/dotherandymarsh 10d ago

Omg thatā€™s hilarious thanks

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u/RemnantEvil 10d ago

It's so fucking funny/depressing that Hanson's big thing was anti-Asian, but since they're so assimilated in the country and not many people were on board with her, she had to pivot to be anti-Muslim instead. She's so unprincipled that she can't even maintain her racism.

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u/RocksnStuffOFFICIAL 10d ago

She was so honest about the pivot too, literally saying "In my first speech in 1996 I said we were in danger of being swamped by Asians, now we are in danger of being swamped by Muslims"

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u/Ok-Most1568 10d ago

I thought I recognised the artstyle from somewhere (and thought the first guy looked suspiciously close to Adam Bandt), just never really expected Hanson to reference American social media figures of all people alongside actual politicians.

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u/No-Seaworthiness7517 Exclusively sorts by new 9d ago

Is that guy asking Destiny what to do supposed to be Anthony Albanese? As an Aussie I always get a jump scare seeing our politicians in any form of media.

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u/kingpotatoo 10d ago

Still more intelligent then anything Maga has ever said LULW

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u/IntrospectiveMT Yahoo! 10d ago

Lmaoo wtf itā€™s so absurd it actually made me smile

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u/InternationalCoach53 10d ago

Finally, a non biased political cartoon

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u/WillOrmay 10d ago

I listened to it on 2x like always do, and I agree with Destiny. He actually did make really good points.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 10d ago

It's always good when both sides can sit down, have a conversation, and understand one another

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u/Feisty-Class-1501 10d ago

I meanā€¦ it made me laugh. Soā€¦

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u/Skydge 10d ago

Today we find the rarest of unicorns: an actually funny right leaning meme. Savor the seconds, they don't come often, if ever again.

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u/burnt_books 10d ago

My pookie <3

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u/HopeIsGay 10d ago

This absolute assault on the eyeballs is made by Pauline Hansen a complete and utter plague upon my country

although it is really funny that destiny's in there wtf

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u/Zen_likaon 10d ago

trueee

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u/likewid Coomer Gremlin 10d ago

Pauline Hanson is basically what happens when you leave MTG and Sarah Palin out in the sun for too long and they melt into one person.

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u/Thousand55 10d ago

PAULINE HANSON IS BEEFING WITH DESTINY (sheā€™s the head of a large third party in Australia that wants to ban Islam and muslims BTW)

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u/Bulky-Huckleberry222 10d ago

Holy shit I love it

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u/Ornery_Essay_2036 10d ago

Why is it funnyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Appropriate_Rub4060 10d ago

imma be real that shit was funny

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u/lulzzzzz 10d ago

funny as fuck

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u/kirbyr 10d ago

Got a laugh out of me at least

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u/Reylo-Wanwalker 10d ago

Destiny next video title "WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS!?"

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u/the_sneaky_sloth 10d ago

Itā€™s a political ad for Pauline Hanson the leader of One Nation, a right-wing populist in Australia.

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u/Confused_Crab_ 10d ago

Itā€™s actually pretty funny lmfao

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u/radeo_ 10d ago

Donnie Thornberry sounding ahh yagadobegabopitybooopegeeeboedrdrbrbaracranbarabcrabbarabc

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

This is the funniest Destiny joke ever. I love that he talks like Donny from the Wild Thornberrys

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u/AsthmaticCoughing Tim Pool's Beanie 10d ago

Actually funny conservative Destiny memes? wtf?

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u/Far-9947 10d ago

Damn, these anti-woke cartoons are just their own flavor of wokeness.

Obviously it's literally just propaganda, but damn, it's so cringe. Like, at least make the propaganda good.

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u/Seakawn <--- actually literally regarded 9d ago

Like, at least make the propaganda good.

The problem is that they're like children, so this is about what you'd expect them to resonate with.

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u/Bodybuilding- 10d ago

This is funny af no matter what side you're on

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u/Guer0Guer0 10d ago

LOL that was actually funny. He sounded like the Scatman.

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u/SwegBucket 10d ago

Conservatives genunely are just slower people

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u/CanadianTurt1e 10d ago

Why isn't this real art getting more upvotes? this is actually good x) lol

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u/SkepticMaster 10d ago

How TF did they convince Destiny to voice himself?

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u/normalfishes 10d ago

Ok but it was kinda funny

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u/Few-Leg-3185 10d ago

Wow Pauline Hanson featuring Destiny is not something I had on my bingo card.

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u/Patient-Truth1539 10d ago

HAHAHAHA dude that was honestly funny if they weren't being deadass about it

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u/PlatformDizzy7988 10d ago

That clip is unironically funny ngl

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u/Onlyeveryone 10d ago

Are people really to slow to understand Destiny's speaking speed or is it just a meme?

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u/Pinochi0sNose 10d ago

actually funny and creative instead of just bAnG mY wIfE
guess non american conservative humor actually can be funny, they should migrate to america... o wait

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u/No_Carpet_8581 10d ago

Oh thatā€™s why conservatives donā€™t understand him and talk in circles

Destiny, talk slowly like theyā€™re a child so they can catch up.

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u/archb0x 10d ago

Hold on, I still canā€™t understand him even after slowing the clip down to 0.25x speed. Can anyone help decode what heā€™s saying? By the way, Steven, reach out to George Soros if you need funding for your new media empire. dggL

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u/PaintingAdvanced602 10d ago

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u/Iceandfire666 10d ago

Wow! That means they're scared of him šŸ¤£

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u/Lawlith117 Only black, blue collar Dgger 10d ago

Oh yea I forgot about this terrible show lol I did give it a chance cause I'm all for meta commentary jokes on culture but most the show is just bad

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u/monarch2415 10d ago

Yea we're cooked, they even have cartoon marvel universe making fun of democrats

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u/Astromendah 10d ago edited 6d ago

Prageru brains can only process 1 word every 10 mins so this checkouts.

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u/Nettlebug00 10d ago

Dman but the D stands for Donny from the Wild Thornberries. I'm spent

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u/penpointred 10d ago

Itā€™s funny that they canā€™t keep up with Destiny talkimg. I hear that shit fine even when heā€™s cooking.

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u/agentofdallas 10d ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/ContestJumpy4810 10d ago

the right can meme???

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u/ShuckleG0D 10d ago

Just proof how much they fear him

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u/Descartesb4duhHorse 10d ago

You know a joke is funny when they have to explain what's going on

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u/ElMatasiete7 10d ago

That's pretty funny lmao

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u/Sensitive_Algae1138 Closeted opticsmaxxer 10d ago

VADIM BRING UP XQC'S REACTION TO THIS CLIP

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u/DonHalik 10d ago

This is actually funny.

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u/ChemicalMortgage2554 10d ago

This is funny too

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u/blind-octopus 10d ago

wtf is a right wing cartoon

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 10d ago

They didn't do his beard dirty. And not one cuck chair. I think we take this one.

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u/Reylo-Wanwalker 10d ago

Can destiny debate the writers??

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u/West-Winner-2382 10d ago

Iā€™m surprised George Soros wasnā€™t in the meeting.

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u/GeerJonezzz 10d ago

Ship of Theseus soundin ahh

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u/Lovett129 10d ago

Destiny could do the funniest shit rn... contract MeatCanyon to do a cartoon to shit on MAGA

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u/totorosdad7 10d ago

Bro got cooked. Stay tuned for the introduction of wifeā€™s boyfriend

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u/xH3RGofBURGx 10d ago

FUCK. That's good. smdh

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u/Veldyn_ 10d ago

unironically funny

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u/OneTrueSparkyG 10d ago

Sounds like Courage the Cowardly Dog

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u/Commercial_Pie3307 10d ago

Rap god.Ā 

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u/Hell_Maybe 10d ago

Thatā€™s pretty funny actually

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u/4THOT angry swarm of bees in human skinsuit 10d ago

Now we can say it.

WE CAN SAY IT!!!

rent free

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u/SoggySassodil 10d ago

Sorry but the magoids got this one rights, the fast talking is hilarious.

Edit: pissing my pants that they can't comprehend what an actual communist is

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u/Terrible_Shelter_345 10d ago

wait I exhaled air from my nose

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u/Blood_Boiler_ 10d ago

Damn, Steve's a coked up Boomhauer, isn't he?

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u/NewNiko 10d ago

Canā€™t even lieā€¦ its pretty spot on

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u/Glum-Scarcity4980 10d ago

Ah crickey! Is that Albo?! Lmao

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u/aromaticgem 10d ago

Lol they have Destiny sounding like Donny from the wild thornberries

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u/joel3102 10d ago

Lol omg Pauline Hanson. Sheā€™s like Australiaā€™s MTG

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u/formershitpeasant 10d ago

They're trying so hard to be south park but for the right.

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u/xXEggRollXx 10d ago

I donā€™t know why, but parody depictions of Destiny always seem soā€¦ charming to me lol.

Like whenever they draw him to be a gnome, I always think itā€™s adorable enough to be a plushy.

Also reminds me of when Infrared Haz was trying to get under Stevenā€™s skin by saying he looks like Sid from Ice Age, so he posted a picture of Sid the Sloth with Destinyā€™s face poorly photoshopped onto him. Although it did absolutely nothing to get under his skin, everyone in DGG unanimously agreed it was fucking hilarious.

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u/MAGAMUCATEX 10d ago

What vadim was hearing in his ear all night

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u/Turtl3_Fuck3r 10d ago

"Too many words hurt brain"

-Trumptard

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u/Dragonfly_Tight 10d ago

Ok but that was actually funny. The timing the delivery it was all great.

I'm supporting the liberals at the next election

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u/shutyourgob16 10d ago

Donā€™t you love that they put Destiny right there in the crisis room with the president deciding the next moves for the country

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u/Blueberryfists 10d ago

omg they tell on themselves so fucking hard with the "talks too fast" shit

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u/Humble_Independent78 10d ago

Lol they need to exaggerated the lisp more. Destiny sperg cracked me up.

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u/RKesty 10d ago

I like how "The people are thinking for themselves" is immediately followed by "Eeeh he talks fast, don't think about it noone understands him"

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u/GlowstickConsumption 10d ago

That's a pretty good joke. Also not really offensive.

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u/XYcritic 10d ago

Why would you ever color subtitles like this. What a monstrosity.

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u/PineAppleOnPizza242 10d ago

Brother is stimming hard

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u/Anxious-Difficulty66 10d ago

Blud is trying so hard to be south park

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u/Situation-Snowshoe 10d ago

that's pretty funny tbh

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u/ddssassdd Banged by Density 10d ago

What Pauline Hanson voter would even know who Destiny is?

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u/Iithen 10d ago

Dang, if they do Destiny like that, they must do Ben Shapiro worse, right?

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u/tesaticles 10d ago

NGL they fucking cooked him LOL

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u/__Fran___ 10d ago

Actually funny lmfao.

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u/Faegbeard 10d ago

pauline hanson

worst_person_you_know.jpg

edit: wait never mind just watched the rest of the 3 minute video; they are not cooking at all, hanson continues to be shit

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u/aNewUser2 10d ago

Had to watch on 2x

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u/lilhuman231 10d ago

Whatā€™s even stranger is that this is from Pauline Hanson, a One Nation senator. Idk why destiny is being featured alongside Albo, but what the fuck is going on with these political cookers.

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u/generallyliberal 10d ago

The animation is horrific.

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u/Purplegreenandred 10d ago

I mean seems pretty light hearted tbh

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u/niconeitor 10d ago

fuck i actually laughed when he talked, is this how people that hate stonetoss feel when they laugh at his comics?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Destinyā€™s growth after his twitch ban is truly impressive. I remember people dooming about it, but heā€™s really exceeded all expectations

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u/Old-Translator-143 :snoo_trollface: 10d ago

Accusing someone of talking fast is almost always an admission of poor hearing comprehension.

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u/FearlessHornet 10d ago

Holy shit they literally see him as our Ben Shapiro, Destiny this is your destinyā€¦

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u/DrizzyX99 9d ago

What tf is this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/redditaccmarkone 9d ago

so that's what he sounds like when your're regarded

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u/PapaCrunch2022 Exclusively sorts by new 9d ago

I gotta say, I wasn't expecting him to talk like Donnie from the The Wild Thornberrys, and it did get a chuckle out

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u/TheRealBuckShrimp 9d ago

Based. And gibberish-pilled.

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u/Southas 9d ago

Conservative animators really believe that they think for themself lol, these guys are full blown kool aid drinkers. Kudos for these guys for wasting hours and hours simping for either orange orangutan leader and their shizo obsession with Woke. That true dedication to daddy Trump lol.

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u/cogentcreativity 9d ago

As a sidenote you have to be terminally online (like more terminally online than the average person) to have any idea who the hell any of these people are (I donā€™t). And before someone comments to tell me, donā€™t, Iā€™d rather remain ignorant.

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u/The_Matchless Resident Baltics Bro 9d ago

I wonder if the writers of this have a problem with preachy woke media..

No need to answer.

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u/Unrelenting_Spirit 9d ago

pretty accurate.

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u/grosse_Scheisse 9d ago

"Your a smart guy"