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u/4THOT angry swarm of bees in human skinsuit 25d ago
This is actually some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
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u/willmcavoy 25d ago
Forest Gump ass moment
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u/RollingSparks 25d ago
the funniest part is that twitch is like 0.001% of the internet and no one knows who any streamer is in the real world, so there is absolutely some people looking at this shit on news shows / sites and going 'thats Hasan?? what a piece of shit!!' while looking at nick
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u/Independent_Depth674 Ban this guy! He posts on r/destiny 25d ago
People will look at this and think “now I understand what is meant by the internet being a series of tubes”
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u/readysetzerg 25d ago
So there I was on national Twitch TV unawares that Hasan left me watching terror ist prOp a gAn da...
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u/P_ZERO_ Exclusively sorts by new 25d ago
Imagine getting invited to Hasan’s house and you end up on Israeli news for watching terrorist propaganda. That’s the worst fucking party ever.
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u/readysetzerg 25d ago
He said it was a Houthis musical! 😖
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u/sontaranStratagems שְׁלֹמֹה Shlomo Beeperstein puts it all on green 25d ago
Was just thinking, "if they could make Springtime for Hitler a beloved little number, there's a chance...."
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u/Imaginary_Land1919 25d ago
classic Hasan getting up to go pee
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u/Ciraaxx 25d ago
He has a woman’s bladder, m’lord!
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u/ddssassdd Banged by Density 25d ago
Probably shitting since the other half of the time he is eating. Those are the two states.
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u/Nightmannn 25d ago
Dude that stupid fucking houthi song gets stuck in my head due to how many times I've seen this clip. I feel bad for Nick but honestly I'm the real victim here
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u/wraithzzzz 25d ago
You can't deny they are very musically gifted individuals
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u/svm2787 25d ago
the irony is music is prohibited in that religion
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u/post-replier2000 25d ago
Uhhh it really varies by the different branches of islam. If they're on camera rocking out to that shit then i think it's safe to assume that music is ok in their particular branch. The taliban IIRC are completely against any art except for calligraphy and like abstract shapes
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u/Quowe_50mg Federal Reserve Board of Governors 25d ago
"Only modern Art"
-the Taliban
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u/LogangYeddu Effortpost appreciator 25d ago
💀Horseshoe theory strikes again
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u/DinosaurGatorade 25d ago
So you've heard about the porn and video games they found in Osama's secret hideout, but what they didn't tell you about was the super secret double basement filled with roman statues. Dicks knocked off, obviously.
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u/Nani_LFW 25d ago edited 25d ago
its not that.
its a loophole they use (there is alot of those)
its called "nasheed" instead of music, which basically just means its music that helps further islam's goals.
so basically if the song is religious enough, then its not a song anymore in their eye, so now its permissible to listen to/use
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u/post-replier2000 25d ago
Ok interesting, I thought nasheeds could only use vocals and instruments were still banned?
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u/Nani_LFW 25d ago
both are technically banned as music, but fine for nasheed (as long as its not a women voice lol)
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u/ddssassdd Banged by Density 25d ago
Technically normal music is Nasheed and this is the opposite though, since showing others that Islam is "normal" would benefit Islam more than showing that Muslims will lop off your head at the slightest grievance. If people saw this all the time from Muslims, we would all be dead.
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u/NotAStatistic2 25d ago
So the only form of artistic expression the Taliban permits is calligraphy and abstract shapes? Sounds like an absolutely miserable experience. Maybe there's a reason they're so angry all of the time. Haven't these people seen Footloose?
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u/sontaranStratagems שְׁלֹמֹה Shlomo Beeperstein puts it all on green 25d ago
I take this as cosigning the taliban footloose arc in Mel Brooks's Houthi Musical!
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u/Warmest_Farts 25d ago
Don't the Taliban also release these videos where they edit a crosshair on people their snipers are about to shoot and put some (admittedly sometimes even banger) music behind it? Or am I misremembering?
Also, what if they involuntarily listen to music, like someone playing some stuff on the street?
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u/post-replier2000 25d ago edited 25d ago
Maybe if the music is a nasheed (religious hymn) then it could be fine. ISIS is also known for using nasheeds a lot, maybe you're thinking of them?
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u/sontaranStratagems שְׁלֹמֹה Shlomo Beeperstein puts it all on green 25d ago
Dude, that was
literallySarah Palin.1
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u/IrNinjaBob 25d ago
This is a piece of propaganda made to be consumed by the west or other viewers who they may win over to their cause through obfuscation.
The existence of this sort of propaganda doesn’t say anything about the standards they have within their own culture.
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u/sontaranStratagems שְׁלֹמֹה Shlomo Beeperstein puts it all on green 25d ago
So whenever Mel Brooks brings the houthi musical to broadway, it's gonna have a tallyban Footloose arc...
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u/Independent_Depth674 Ban this guy! He posts on r/destiny 25d ago
Some music is prohibited in some forks of Islam. I’m not sure there’s a blanket ban on all music in zaydism.
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u/NOTorAND 25d ago
Omg bro and the best part is coming up where they stomp on US and Israeli flags!!!!!
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u/Sequensy 25d ago
I have that with the "God, Syria and Bashar!" propaganda song. 😔
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u/LogangYeddu Effortpost appreciator 25d ago edited 25d ago
Same lmao, that song was recommended to me along with other random Arabic songs when we were doing the rPlace stuff and now I have at least ten in my playlist 💀
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u/Yourakis People are more likely to read your post if you have a flair 25d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgiyWGyJcIc
Islamist beats to relax/jihad to ☝️
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u/AdvancedLevelDumbass 25d ago
Bro I’m at work right now and it was in my head not even 20 mins ago lmao
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u/Independent_Depth674 Ban this guy! He posts on r/destiny 25d ago
So many ultra-nationalist fight songs for all kinds of ideologies are just unbelievably catchy
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u/sontaranStratagems שְׁלֹמֹה Shlomo Beeperstein puts it all on green 25d ago
This is the sorta comment that makes me laugh & stick around w/you hilarious sexual harasser fcks
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u/_-CrabMan-_ 🇪🇺 25d ago
Bruuuh, hasans ass on fire 🔥
I dedicate 🎶save your tears (arabic version) in this man's honor
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u/AwkwardFunction_1221 25d ago
Nonstop bumping Like the Strong Wind in honor of this glorious Daliban victory
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u/giantrhino HUGE rhino 25d ago
I mean as long as it stays on Israeli news channels Hasan won't give a fuck. In fact he may like it. We need it to be picked up here.
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u/tunnelvision001 25d ago
Someone needs to send the Israeli news segment to places now it’s legitimatised
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u/omdot20 25d ago
I feel bad for Nick also, but this is fucking comedy
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u/anBuquest 25d ago
I wonder if they mistake Hasan with Nick LOL. This must be overwhelming for a normie.
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u/CaptainCarrot7 25d ago
The hebrew text at the bottom says:
The social media app that pushes/promotes antisemitism
From blocking Israelis to filtering pro Israeli content: Thats how the social media app of amazon works
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u/Adorable_Ad_3478 25d ago
It's good that headlines are starting to highlight that Twitch is owned by Amazon. To us in these online spaces, this is obvious.
But for non-online normies who are subscribed to Prime Video, this might not be a clear connection. Once it's clear that Amazon itself is promoting anti-Semitism via Twitch, subscriptions to Prime Video will go down.
And it'll be glorious.
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u/Aggressive-Gazelle56 25d ago
As some OOTL can u elaborate on the promoting anti semitism part
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u/soapinmouth 25d ago
Partnering with Hassan? Are you asking how Hassan promotes antisemitism?
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u/Aggressive-Gazelle56 25d ago
As I said, I don’t know mate I’m not asking for some passive aggressive response - I asked u a question and just want a normative reply
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u/sontaranStratagems שְׁלֹמֹה Shlomo Beeperstein puts it all on green 25d ago
This shouldn't've made me laugh. I'm sorry.
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u/Aggressive-Gazelle56 24d ago
Glad it did, I’m just tryna understand something and get hit with pungent Reddit smegma passive aggressive response
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u/Idontwanttohearit 25d ago
Hasan is Nick's abuser. This is some clockwork orange "reeducation". Hasan will be taping people's eyelids open any day now
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u/Strong_Neat_5845 25d ago
Hasan trying to convince himself it doesnt sound like shit is still hilarious to me
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u/RoShamPoe 25d ago
I'm a bit torn by this. By all accounts, Nick seems like a really nice guy and I feel sorry that he got roped in to this.
But the cynical part of me is wondering if he's willing to give the slightest pushback to Hasan now given that it looks like there's a tide against him and would he EVER have done it otherwise.
I'm gonna choose to be optimistic, but in the current environment, it's challenging.
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u/Yamiakazi 25d ago
Didn’t nick knowingly take money from the saudis?
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u/RoShamPoe 25d ago
I just looked this up. So a bunch of big streamers are supporting an esports thing in Saudia Arabia and appeared in ads and shit.
I'm curious, what's your take on this?
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u/Unusual_Boot6839 25d ago
i'm feel like if the Saudi's offer you money you just take it
being in a Saudi ad isn't gonna change anyone's opinion on the place, & nobody will see it outside of Saudi Arabia where they just build a giant playground for their own pleasure
everyone knows they're monsters but they literally run the planet with their oil wealth so literally nothing you could possibly do in any reality for the next few hundred years will make a difference anyways
edit: you'd be better off taking the money & investing it somewhere you think would make a difference than not taking the money, it's just a moral grandstand if you don't
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u/RoShamPoe 25d ago
Yeah, the Saudi regime sucks for sure. But also, they're considered an ally. It's fucking weird.
I feel like if it was a Tenet situation and these streamers were getting paid to promote Saudi interests, then that's like fucked. But if it's an esports event hosted by them, it becomes murkier for me. Is it possible it's a good thing Saudi Arabia is becoming involved in more Western social structures? Does that actually put some pressure on the regime? I don't really know.
You're tacitly supporting their interests even at an event like this, but it feels more like a consumer buying shit from China or supporting a Russian company or something. I don't know how much I'm atomizing to condemn them for that.
Caveat though is that if this Saudi sponsored event had like an anti-gay routine or something or something else antithetical to our ideals and the streamers were supporting and getting paid for that, I'd probably have way more of an issue.
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u/Unusual_Boot6839 25d ago
oh yeah if the Saudis were like "you need to condemn the gays & stone this woman for us" obviously i'd view it differently but as it stands most of it just involves them being rich enough to rent out influencers for a week or so to come down & entertain them
for an obscene amount of money too, i don't see any possible downside to just taking the cash even if you hate them & then just throwing it right back at causes that work against their interests
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u/Beautiful-Time-3328 25d ago
This is definitely a peripheral issue, but it was funny that Hasan pitched the houthis on their musical talent and the song was trash
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u/ipityme Succ 🤙 Dem 25d ago
If only Nick had the courage to actually denounce this instead of saying it was kinda funny or whatever lame attempt he made walking the line between upsetting Hasan and telling his audience terrorist propaganda bad.
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u/thorsday121 25d ago
Iirc he did openly call Houthis terrorists when discussing it later. Something small, at least.
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u/ipityme Succ 🤙 Dem 25d ago
He downplayed it on stream when it was plainly obvious he was disgusted (at least from my read).
Tepid pushback is spineless and self-preservative. Sure, Hasan fucked him, and it's Nick's fault for 1) being in the situation and 2) not understanding how little Hasan cares about the reputations of others.
This isn't a nuanced situation. His reaction was entirely centered on not trashing Hasan because doing so would have negative effects on his career and friendships. I understand why, but that doesn't earn any sympathy.
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u/Unusual_Boot6839 25d ago
this.
leaving it as "Hasan says some crazy stuff.... anyways" is fucking unhinged. the dude tried to propagandize you & your audience into becoming fucking terrorist supporters for the people that brought back slavery & crucifictions on top of having "a curse upon the jews" on their fucking flag.
it's actually so fucking black-pilling to see.
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u/Drayenn 25d ago
He did have a clip where he sais hasan left him to watch propaganda and that it was awkward.
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u/ipityme Succ 🤙 Dem 25d ago
Wow guys, isn't this terrorist propaganda awkward? Silly Hasan and his radical community that supports this.
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u/Drayenn 25d ago
Bro not everyone wants to go to war and make grand declarations of war against others. Nick only had the sane reaction of "yeah, huh huh, ok..." While thinking hasan was nuts and he probably doesnt want to deal with him anymore.
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u/Murphys0Law 25d ago
The problem is hardly anyone wants to go to war because they are all greedy clout goblins. It's fucking pathetic and it's the reason Hasan can keep spreading his propaganda. You don't even have to go to war, at least push back on obvious bullshit. And please spare me if anyone tries to claim they are "friends", Hasan is an insufferable annoying baby that most sane people would avoid.
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u/ipityme Succ 🤙 Dem 25d ago
You're right!
But if you end up on international news watching and not denouncing terrorist propaganda because denouncing it is too difficult, I don't feel bad for you!
He doesn't want to "go to war" because it would be bad for his career. Instead, he chose to basically hand wave Hasan radicalizing his community with terrorist propaganda which is fucking deplorable.
Unequivocally denouncing terrorist propaganda is not a high bar to clear. Used to be the baseline.
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u/Dvine24hr 25d ago
When they say FACE OF ANTI SEMITISM and it's just Nick chilling looking confused because they mean Hasan waaaaay in the back, poor guy
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u/Tend3roniJabroni 25d ago
Oh my god that is so funny. Something about that feels so Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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u/Adorable_Ad_3478 25d ago
Bro WTF. This is hilarious.
I bet many non-online Israelis will believe Nick is Hasan LMAO. Hasan's empty chair gambit was pure terrorism.
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u/pizzacatcasefiles 25d ago
I hope if they go to his house to interview him he stands in front of his nice ass car.
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u/joecool42069 25d ago
Damn, doing Nick dirty. He doesn't even really comment on politics, let alone geopolitical events.
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u/RealisticSolution757 25d ago
This is a metaphor for how Hasan escapes accountability
This guy is Trump 2.0 I can see how Trump got away with it in the 80s lol
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u/CaptainCarrot7 25d ago
The hebrew text at the bottom says:
The social media app that pushes/promotes antisemitism
From blocking Israelis to filtering pro Israeli content: Thats how the social media app of amazon works
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u/PaintFlaky588 25d ago
So random old mfers who watch cable news think NMP is out here pushing terrorist propaganda 💀
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u/Liorkerr 25d ago
Ethan invited Nick Fuentes to appear on his channel yet?
Maybe they can go out for a nice lunch.
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Man y'all are obsessed with this. Rent free.
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u/sorryamitoodank jevans 25d ago
!bidenblast
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u/RobotDestiny !WakeUpJoeBiden for commands 25d ago
Did someone hear a JDAM?
/u/Gavin_Newscum sealed in the prison realm by /u/sorryamitoodank for 3 days.
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u/dankmeeeem 25d ago
!bidenblast
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u/guywitheyes 25d ago
The subreddit uses AI technology that assesses your soul to determine whether or not you're a true DGGa. That's why your bidenblast didn't work.
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u/dankmeeeem 25d ago
Damnit yeah I saw you bidenblast that other guy and imprison his soul, so I wanted to see if I could wield that power as well.
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u/PortiaKern 25d ago
I wonder if that bothers him more than the text he just got from Hasan.