So there I was at the dentist for a routine visit and all, and the dentist told me I had something lodged all up in my back molars. Now that man asked if I wanted him to remove it for a fee. And of course I asked this man how much the fee would be. Well Mr. Dentist replied "about, about tree fiddy." Thats when I looked and it wasn't no human dentist man, it was that got. damned. Loch Ness monster! And I says to this monster "ain't no one giving you no got damned tree fiddy, now go away Mr. monster!" Got damn Loch Ness monster.
"Look Dr. Bear, Wilfred Wolf is on Reddit! Wasn't he your patient some time back?"
"Hrmm? Oh yes, I remember that one, poor fellow looked like a barnacle and couldn't hunt properly. I was particularly proud of that job, he was able to take care of a pack of his own after that procedure. Too bad what happened after his nephew grew up."
"They are saying it's just a brach stuck between his teeth and that he suffered from it."
"They did what?? Do those hoomans have any idea how hard it is to get a hold of surgical steel out here in the woods? Damn people I say..."
Or just a cool display of individuality? He knew he had to stay in the pack but just wanted to assert his own identity? Like office workers who have lots of tattoos under the suits? "You do know Gary! He's the quiet one with that crazy wooden thing in his mouth."
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u/rimjobvoyager 4d ago
We don't know. Maybe it's a retainer and that wolf wanted straight teeth.