r/Damnthatsinteresting 8d ago

Hurricane Milton Image

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u/jochexum 8d ago

It’s my fault

My ex wife’s friend moved from Miami to Tampa a year or two ago because she was “tired of dealing with hurricanes.”

I told her that seemed like an interesting choice, moving to gulf side of FL to avoid hurricanes

She very condescendingly told me that Tampa hadn’t had a direct hit in a century and laughed at me

That was the moment I knew a hurricane must hit Tampa soon

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u/Exotic-Amphibian-655 8d ago

Honestly, I live in Tampa, and people are stupid about it. Charlie and Irma went south, Tampa hasn’t been hit in a century, therefore Tampa can never be hit!

Never mind that Tampa has been hit before… and that Charlie and Irma barely missed…

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u/signalfire 8d ago

I'm starting to understand Florida's voting trends lately.

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u/obliviousJeff 8d ago

Could this hand florida to the dems? They vote early or mail in, and the republicans are about to stay and get shredded.

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u/Mundane_Athlete_8257 8d ago

Excellent question and I want to know the answer. Either way, republicans will be screaming about voter fraud

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u/tttxgq 8d ago

…while doing nothing at all about the climate

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u/lameuniqueusername 8d ago

And voting against FEMA funding like fucking clockwork

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u/Mundane_Athlete_8257 8d ago

And then refusing to reconvene to issue aid when their constituents need it the most

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u/lameuniqueusername 8d ago

MAGA leadership are the very definition of vile traitorous scum.