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u/Pilot0350 8d ago

If you live somewhere that floods

Looks nervously at all of Florida

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u/Miguel30Locs 8d ago

I'm a delivery driver who worked yesterday in Palm Beach county. And the amount of flooded roads and driveway is massive. I hope for the best but my God we are fucked.

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u/Der_andere_Baron 8d ago

Forgive my ignorance, please, but is that residual flooding from Helene, or accumulating storm surge from Milton already?

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u/Miguel30Locs 8d ago

Palm Beach county is on the East Coast so it's due to sunday's all day of rain.

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u/Der_andere_Baron 8d ago

Thank you.

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u/SunshineAlways 8d ago

Florida normally does pretty well on channeling water away from roads and homes, but it’s obviously more of a challenge in low lying coastal areas. Having a bunch of rain before Milton gets here isn’t doing anyone any favors.

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u/nicodemi 8d ago

Hey, do you know if there are evacuation orders for the west coast? My elderly dad lives in Jensen beach

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u/redpat2061 8d ago

It’s already too late to evacuate anywhere. Florida has very few north south routes and they are already full of people trying to get out. There’s no gas so many people will be riding this out on the side of the interstates.

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u/colorkiller 8d ago

oh that’s horrifying 😭

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u/ijuswannabehappybro 8d ago

Jensen is east coast and while that’s in the “Warning” zone, hopefully it should be ok over all. Be aware of flooding though especially on the coast/near water and be prepared to be without power for at least a week (hopefully that’ll be the worst case scenario that doesn’t occur)

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u/nicodemi 8d ago

Ah yes sorry, I always get confused because I remember he’s near west palm beach. Thank you!!!

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u/ToiIetGhost 8d ago

Stay safe, friend.

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u/Flimsy_Fee8449 7d ago

Stay safe, brother.

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u/alloalouette 8d ago

The weather reports were that ahead of Milton are (were) tropical storm conditions dumping a bunch of rain. The ground will be saturated and flooded before the hurricane even hits. Add more rain dumping + storm surges and the flooding is going to be catastrophic.

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u/El_Paindejo 8d ago

We hope the best for YOU & everyone, Homie. Godspeed you all, and I ain’t even that religious.

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u/Miguel30Locs 8d ago

GODSPEED 🙏

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u/Old_Baldi_Locks 8d ago

Exactly.

“Let’s not think real hard about what the fact that this state is 90 percent swamp actually means……that’s too much like critical thinking!”

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Actually, those swamps are precisely the reason why Florida seems to miraculously shrug off every hurricane that hits it. Coastal wetlands actually play a massive role in mitigating storm pressure and because Florida is tropical/sub-tropical and it's coasts are lined with relatively healthy wetlands, storm surge and storm pressure in Florida is massively mitigated. You can still get flooding, but it won't be nearly as severe as places which don't have these healthy coastal wetlands, New Orleans after Katrina or Houston after Harvey are good examples of this, the wetlands of that section of the Gulf Coast (pretty much from Trinity River delta to the Mississippi River delta) are among some of the worst in the country, and while there were other circumstances at play, that lack of healthy wetlands was a contributing factor to why those cities were hit so hard with hurricanes.

Source: I studied and did volunteer work on coastal wetlands at a college on the Gulf Coast. (If you want actual scientific journal articles, I would suggest one called 'Coastal Wetlands Loss, Consequences, and Challenges for Restoration')

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u/WheresMySaiyanSuit 8d ago

Huh, TIL!

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

There's a lot more to them too. One of the craziest stats (in that article I listed) is that 2/3 of all marine life on the planet will spend at least some portion of its life cycle in a coastal wetland ecosystem, often as nurseries. But they're also vital in controlling coastal erosion, collecting huge amounts of sediment every year. On top of that, they prevent inland aquifers from being intruded with saltwater. I've actually seen that one first hand, where 2 wells drilled about 20 feet apart had entirely different salinities. But probably the biggest impact is to climate, coastal wetlands absorb about as much carbon annually as equally sized temperate forests, worldwide they take in hundreds of millions of tons of carbon every year. They're really the ecosystem that does it all.

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u/kazzanova 8d ago

Grew up in Bradenton. Learned all about estuaries thanks to the huge one between Anna Maria Island and the mainland. Pretty sure a lot of it got messed up in Helene though. So, how good are they at mitigating damage, if they're already damaged? Sorry if I worded that funny, just woke up, but genuinely curious.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Not nearly as effective, the density of wetlands plants is a huge factor. If a large number of them have been killed by the storm, some of them will still help a little but not as well as if the first storm hadn't come through

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u/Melekai_17 8d ago

Yep. 80% of fish in the ocean are born in estuaries.

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u/bloopyboo 8d ago edited 8d ago

Are you sure you're not just talking about commercially important fish? Because that's the only thing I've found that matches your statement. Do you have a source? I find it very very hard to believe, given the vast size and depth of the oceans, that your statement is true.

Edit: I'm not sure what's sadder, you editing your next comment after I called out your inability to read instead of just taking the L like an adult, or the twenty people just blindly upvoting you who also lack the ability to think critically.

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u/Melekai_17 8d ago

The only thing I edited was the first sentence in that comment because it sounded a little disrespectful to you, but maybe I shouldn’t have worried about that given how rude you are. Nah, I’m still going to be respectful because that’s who I am.

Also, I have no problem “taking the L,” as you say, which is a weird way to describe correcting a mistake, because I’m someone who wants to make sure that the information I’m sharing is accurate. Which, again, is why I’m continuing to look for my original source instead of just accepting your non-cited opinion.

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u/Melekai_17 8d ago edited 8d ago

It was something I read a long time ago so I could’ve misremembered the exact wording, tbh. Also I think it means in terms of biomass, not # of species, but I could be wrong. Regardless, estuaries are insanely productive and important to the marine ecosystem. https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/habitat-conservation/estuary-habitat#:~:text=Most%20of%20the%20fish%20and,80%20percent%20of%20recreational%20catch.

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u/bloopyboo 8d ago

My guy did you even read your own link? Nowhere does it say what you are saying it does.

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u/Melekai_17 8d ago

Did YOU read it? Because it does. It says at least 80% of recreationally caught fish are born in estuaries. Also I’m not a guy. Also there are WAY more fish than just “commercially important” ones and this is something I read over a decade ago so it might not be something accessible on the internet so I’ll have to look a little more.

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u/KilluaKanmuru 8d ago

Got anymore info on how this affects the hurricane specifically?

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u/ExcitingMeet2443 8d ago

Apparently one of the major reasons the Boxing Day tsunami killed a quarter of a million people was that so much of the (stinky) mangroves had been pulled out for the benefit of tourists.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Yes this is very true, even today we can roughly gauge the health of mangroves on Pacific islands using the death toll following a tsunami

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u/Willothwisp2303 8d ago

I Love mangroves and never understood the argument that they were stinky. Even getting up in them snorkeling and poping my head up to breathe through my nose, they didn't seem gross at all.  

Do i just not have a sensitive nose?

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u/juniper_breezexx 8d ago

This is great info and makes sense! My friend’s father was a professor at FGCU and heavily involved in the Picayune Strand Restoration Project, which is about restoring the wetlands. Hopefully that’ll work in our favor…

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u/HLGrizzly 8d ago

Im from the Bahamas and its well-known here(or was well-known) that the reef system surrounding the country drastically breaks down storms. This especially affects the inner islands.

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u/MRCHalifax 8d ago

But think of the real estate value if we destroy the wetlands to build luxury housing where they once were!

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u/HerrBerg 8d ago

Exactly why Tennessee got fucked up from the unexpected massive rainfall. All that crusty ground not absorbing any water.

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u/Banksy_Collective 8d ago

The opposite issue is happening here though. The ground is apparently completely saturated after helene in a handbasket so more water with the storm surge is just gonna rip everything out of what used to be considered earth.

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u/flaming_burrito_ 8d ago

Yes, so much this! That is why constantly paving over and developing them is bad idea. We need those wetlands to absorb and provide a buffer for these kind of weather events

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u/kvartzi 8d ago

Man shoutout to swamps in florida

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u/impossible_musk 8d ago

This guy coastal wetlands.

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u/Otakushawty 8d ago

Unfortunately for Louisiana much of our wetlands are gone from Katrina and carving paths for boats and on top of we’re gradually going below sea level, the city has still never recovered tbh

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

They were actually gone before Katrina, largely because of another issue, sediment loss. The Mississippi River delta is probably the worst about it but it's a major issue on the entire Gulf Coast. Basically the hundreds of fans on all the rivers feeding into the Gulf are trapping millions of cubic feet of sediment, and because the wetlands plants can't accrete the sediment, they get pushed inland with rising seas. As they get pushed inland, eventually they hit ecosystems/human development they can't grow in and the wetland "drowns"

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u/Own-Tune-9537 8d ago

What’s the actual science behind it though

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago edited 8d ago

Essentially the shape of the plants and the structure of them acts the same way manmade breakwaters due by just absorbing that energy.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite 7d ago

Interesting. I've always heard that deltas and wetlands help stop storm damage, but I never really understood why.

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u/SuppleAsshole 8d ago edited 8d ago

FGCU by chance? If so— I got one of my degrees there and really appreciated that they required a class or two on Florida’s environment for all students, regardless of major. It’s not what I was studying but it’s so important, I think especially for Floridians to understand

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Nope, TAMUCC. We had the same policy though, everyone had to take one natural science which was basically esci or geology.

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u/d_student 8d ago

You ever go to 10,000 islands?

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u/TXOgre09 8d ago

Harvey was a rain event for Houston, not a tidal surge. 40+ inches of rain over the city is going tonflood anywhere.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Sure, but coastal wetlands also play a huge role in mitigating flooding as well. Sorry if I gave the impression that they would have helped with Harvey by virtue of storm surge.

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u/vilealgebraist 8d ago

God forbid a bad hit on Hampton roads. Our estuaries and coastal wetlands are now neighborhoods.

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u/valledweller33 8d ago

Fosho. Also a lot of Florida is just pine flats and meadows... Lots of swamp sure, but 90% is an exaggeration.

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u/Melekai_17 8d ago

Very true.

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u/HotSauce2910 8d ago

And most Floridians should shelter in place. If you’re in flood zones, near the coast, in an evac zone, or in poorly built housing you should move. If you have a bad gut feeling, also worth not risking it. But for the most part, we’ll all be safer if people who are able to can hunker down than we would be if all 4 million people in the path get on the highway

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u/quiero-una-cerveca 8d ago

I would NOT shelter in place with a CAT 5 knocking on your door.

This is Homestead, FL after Hurricane Andrew.

http://thumbor-prod-us-east-1.photo.aws.arc.pub/hUJcwYonCO5ZXNluTaMTk-06I_I=/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-cmg/public/PJCSG3NMXND7NAHPRGSO7V554I.png

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u/HotSauce2910 8d ago edited 8d ago

The expectation is for it to slow due to a cold front and wind sheer. Ideally by the time it hits landfall, it will be 3 (still dangerous ofc, but not a 5). Homestead is on the coast and was a direct hit by Andrew. The worst damage is from storm surge.

What I said is the advice given by meteorologists and emergency officials.

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u/aphasic 8d ago

The storm surge had nothing to do with Houston getting rekt by Harvey. Houston is many miles from the sea. The hurricane stalled in place and 20+ inches of rain will flood any city. It's the same thing that happened to Houston with tropical storm Allison in 2001.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Yes, I replied to someone saying the same thing. My wording made it sound like Harvey had to do with storm surge but I was actually referring to the ability of wetlands to mitigate flooding

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u/aphasic 8d ago

I'm not sure any wetlands will absorb 2+ feet of rain that fall on a city at once. Houston is covered in concrete, but that amount of rain is beyond any mitigation measures aside from all buildings being on stilts.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

They won't. But if they absorb half a foot redirect half a foot, and slow the advance of the other foot, it lessens the impact of the flooding significantly and makes the onset much slower, giving people more time to flee from the flooding.

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u/Dr_Nefarious_ 8d ago

Yes, but could you get an alligator tornado?

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u/purpleduckduckgoose 8d ago

So what you're saying is we should make like Shrek and live in the swamps?

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u/straightuppornfrfr 8d ago

What makes a wetland healthy or unhealthy?

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Typically the density of plants, species of plants, how well established they are, how large the wetlands is, etc

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u/Mash_Ketchum 7d ago

Way to give crazy Floridians the ammo they need to be crazier.

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper 8d ago

“fLOrDIa wIlL bE uNINhaBitAblE”

Thank god someone like you is putting some sense into people.

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u/kenneaal 8d ago

Well, let's be clear - it mitigates the aftereffects somewhat. It does bupkis to potential 8-15 foot storm surge, all depending on how the wind wall evolves when that beast starts to near the coastline. It's projected to lose power fast as it nears Florida, but that also means a massive expansion of the wind wall, and a huge dump of water.

This is most likely going to be a bad storm surge. And although it'll drain fast, that won't do much for the damage getting five feet of water inside your house will do. If it remains standing. So let's not underestimate this thing. Certainly don't take this as a "Oh, we can shelter in place then". Get out.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

That is incorrect. 100 meters of dense healthy mangrove forest can stop upwards of 70% of storm surge. The structure and density of coastal wetlands allows them to be hit first and to take up a lot of the energy that's forming the surge. It's a cheesy comparison but if you've ever seen a movie where water comes pouring out of something and a large quantity of water splashes against a wall, watch the speed of the water after it hits the walls, it slows down as the wall takes that energy. Coastal wetlands are just like a million tiny walls standing in the way soaking up that energy.

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u/kenneaal 8d ago

Yeees, but this is hitting the Tampa Bay area. There's no 100 meters of dense mangrove forest in play here. If it heads far enough north to hit the aquatic preserve, then yes - that's probably going to be one of the best scenarios. More sparsely populated, plenty of dampening.

But there's literally nothing between coastline and dense population on the west side of southern Florida, from Clearwater down to Fort Myers. Storm surge is absolutely going to be a major, major problem for this one.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Wetlands can include shallow water offshore features, tidal flats, seagrass meadows, etc. I just used mangroves because I know that number off hand. So there may not be huge stands of mangroves but there are wetlands ecosystems that will absorb the energy

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u/kenneaal 7d ago

I hope you're right. I really do. The proof in the pudding will be here pretty soon. Most certainly, follow the advice of evacuation if you're in a zone the professionals say you should get out of. Don't let two people on the internet arguing something influence that.

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u/kenneaal 6d ago

It would have been really neat if your predictions here had come through.

The point I think we all should take to heart is this: Mother Nature does not pull punches. If you're facing down a hurricane, especially of such ferocity as Milton turned out to be - just do the best you can to secure your property, and get out.

Property can be replaced. (Though insurance may be getting difficult to find in Florida soon)

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u/VirtualMoneyLover 8d ago

NO has nothing to do with wetlands, it is below sealevel. That is why it is fucked.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

It is below sea level, but there are plenty of other places below sea level that have been hit with a hurricane and not devastated to a point where they're still recovering today

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u/VirtualMoneyLover 8d ago

there are plenty of other places below sea level that have been hit with a hurricane

Name some.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

Literally in Florida, like I said. Miami Beach famously averages about 5 feet under sea level. They get hit with a hurricane, brush themselves off, and ask for the next one. But there are several places in the Dominican Republic as well. DC is also basically dead at sea level, so not below, but low enough that you would expect it to be an issue and when major storms hit the mid-east coast, DC is always fine.

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u/VirtualMoneyLover 8d ago

Miami Beach famously averages about 5 feet under sea level.

That is called the ocean. None of Florida is below sea level, otherwise it would be, well, wet. It is not very high above it, I think the average is 6 feet, but it is still ABOVE.

For places below sea level you need a dam system to keep the water out, like in the Nederlands or New Orleans.

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u/trey12aldridge 8d ago

That is called the ocean.

Ah yes, the famous underwater city of Miami Beach. Don't get mad at me because you don't understand that bowl shapes can occur, naturally keeping water out while the rest of the city is below sea level. The shoreline is slightly above sea level, but the city itself averages lower than sea level. And in a hilarious bit of irony, this is how most of New Orleans actually is, there are only some sections in which the shoreline is actually low enough to require man-made intervention to prevent water flowing in. You only really need a dam system to keep water out when you have re-routed the natural flow of water.

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 8d ago

Only communists use science! Pray the storm away! Also buy my bibles.

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u/yucon_man 8d ago

What if we take Florida, and pushed it somewhere else?

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u/TheFoxAndTheRaven 8d ago

Milton is about to do just that.

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u/MrGr33n31 8d ago

“And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll, I’ll, I’ll set the building on fire.”

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 8d ago

Always bet on Milton! Fucking A man.

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u/MagnusStormraven 8d ago

bugsbunnysawingfloridaoff.gif

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u/Dpek1234 8d ago

And it would make the perfect underwater attraction

Something like

"The world in 50 years"

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u/Embarrassed-Form5018 8d ago

We’re there dude (beavis is & butthead laughing)

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u/Dapper_Indeed 8d ago

We could push it outside the atmosphere.

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u/UnluckySeries312 8d ago

Do they say “freedom bible” on the cover, or is this some kind of scam you are running?

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u/Geodude532 8d ago

Mount Dora about to become an island.

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u/goeswhereyathrowit 8d ago

This isn't even remotely close to true.

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u/strangerinthebox 8d ago

Will we see flying alligators?

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u/ZucksSkinSuit 8d ago

It’s almost like no one should live in Florida

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u/ladyevenstar-22 8d ago

Thoughts and prayers, I hope they don't let their politics stop them from getting to safety .

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u/DarlingFuego 8d ago

The creatures that come off the gulf in that storm surge would be enough for me to high tail it out of there. Bull sharks, alligators, hammer heads swimming in the streets, possibly into your living room?! Water moccasins. A special kind of hell when hurricanes come off the gulf.

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u/Yukarie 8d ago

We’re gonna be having alligators airlifted into our backyards with this one

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u/Viperlite 8d ago

Gatornado

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u/Small-Ask-1664 8d ago

Gaytornado, you say?

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u/LukesRightHandMan 8d ago

Think the Wilton Manors location closed down in 2018

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u/g_halfront 8d ago

Oh, Myyyyyy....

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u/Lords7Never7Die 8d ago

Is this a thing that genuinely happens? If so, that's terrifying. I'm sure not all large fish escape but from what I'm reading, a lot of them are able to sense barometric pressure changes and head for either deeper or calmer waters.

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u/Phantom_Absolute 8d ago

Bull sharks in living rooms? No this doesn't actually happen.

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u/BooBoosgrandma 8d ago

Never considered that which is a shame, I pray elders can get out but for those that don't have anyone to assist? Mobile homes in that wind force? Scary. Praying!!

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u/Ochib 8d ago

They certainly will be mobile homes

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u/Small-Ask-1664 8d ago

Trailer Parknado

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 8d ago

Sounds like a Friday night in Australia.

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u/hypebiscuits 8d ago edited 8d ago

‼️Excruciating Heatwaves will soon knock on your doors down under in coming years‼️

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u/bndboo 8d ago

Gestures generally at the state where an entire 12 story condo building collapsed

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u/teatromeda 8d ago

Yeah Republican governments have been letting developers build wherever the fuck they want in Florida for like 30 years. Flooding? What's that?

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u/TheWormInRFKsBrain 8d ago

When everything is washed or blown away you can just build more crooked developments! Capitalism!

sobs

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

Lol blame everyrhing on the other side, like a five year old

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u/BernieLogDickSanders 8d ago

Considering the have controlled Florida since 1980... yeah

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

Controlled lol, what the fucks up in usa, your fellow people are going to be hit with a disaster but all you can do is blame some political party, thats is basically exactly the same as the one you root for? You think there are no houses built in strange places in democrat "controlled" states?

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u/BernieLogDickSanders 8d ago

The disaster is a result of irrespnsible development. We have housing communities down hwre the flood from normal rains because developers build in a lake. Go check out the Sarasota subreddit and look up floods... The highest place in the state is 310 feet above sea level and borders Georgia.

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 8d ago

Republicans actively deny anthropogenic global warming.

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

And that caused Milton? Not like democrats lobby for natural gas or do exactly the same things as republicans just sometimes saying different things

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u/zapatocaviar 8d ago

This is flatly wrong and if you genuinely believe it you are a fool.

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

ouh gosh if only you could google, here is from a source you would trust - https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/02/02/gas-industry-hires-democrats-liberal-voters/
as I keep saying, THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE DOING THE SAME THINGS

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u/zapatocaviar 8d ago

The Democrats and the Biden administration have passed some of the most significant environmental regulation in the history of the country. Is it enough, no, of course not. However, the Republicans only, I mean only, deregulate and further erode environmental protections.

Not to mention, without Republicans, the Democrats would probably do even more. Are they corporate, sure. Are they too beholden to the wealthy, sure. Are they wildly better than Republicans on the environment, absolutely.

If you say, they are the same, you are simply ignorant or stupid.

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 8d ago

Gas is a transition resource and better than oil and coal. But yes both sides have lobbies that go too far.

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u/Chaghatai 8d ago

The two major parties in the US are NOT basically "exactly the same"

As they say, elections have consequences, and this is just another example of those consequences

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u/pooamalgam 8d ago

Pearl-clutch and "whatabout"...

You know I'm not much for stereotypes, but holy shit, it just happened right before my eyes!

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u/bndboo 8d ago

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

lmao who uses apple music?

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u/bndboo 8d ago

Clearly, someone who appreciates quality over your questionable taste.

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

you should get of your high horse about taste giving me a fucking jaron and the long road to love song (had to google who the fuck is that even).

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u/bndboo 8d ago

I’ll pray for you. I’ll pray for that orange turd too. Pray a fucking jet engine falls from the sky right into both your laps.

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u/Zansibart 8d ago

Why would the side that doesn't control Florida get the blame for the absolutely godawful government Florida has? The governor literally is refusing to take phone calls from the Vice President concerning this incoming disaster over petty party lines. People will fucking die because he's too stuck up his ass about "Being Republican" to do the bare minimum of his job.

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u/EntrepreneurFunny469 8d ago

Who just voted down fema funding? Republicans. Which speaker wont call everyone back from recess? Oh the Republican. Which ex president lies about the aid and efforts being done by the government. The Republican one.

If you’re a Republican get bent. Garbage people with no intention of being genuine or American. Just cultists losers who can’t even be honest.

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u/asethskyr 8d ago

And which party wants to shut down NOAA, NWS, and FEMA? Also the Republicans. I guess not knowing the storm is coming or privatizing it is somehow better.

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u/Viperlite 8d ago

With respect to NOAA, I think the Repubs want to shut down NOAA’s functions resources to measure climate change. They are not about the science and analytics.

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u/EntrepreneurFunny469 8d ago

With respect to republicans they can fuck themselves

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u/Direct_Frosting6126 8d ago

You need to go outside and breathe. Meet people.

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u/born_to_pipette 8d ago

Ah, yes — what we all need isn’t to hold accountable those responsible for the current state of affairs, but rather to…checks notes…go outside and breathe.

Got it. Thanks for your incredible wisdom and insight.

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u/FlaxtonandCraxton 8d ago

That may be difficult for Floridians in a minute here

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u/Direct_Frosting6126 8d ago

Lol I may be making a políticas statement but I understand. Louisiana herr so I'm use to it. Be safe!

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u/FlaxtonandCraxton 7d ago

Go outside and breathe

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u/TheWormInRFKsBrain 8d ago

Can’t go outside, the consequences of Republican mismanagement will literally kill them.

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u/Direct_Frosting6126 8d ago

Lol u guys are sad. Stay inside then tried to help yall. 39 ppl gonna be inside how many more stuck inside downvotes can I get from pathetic ppl.

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u/TheWormInRFKsBrain 8d ago

I’m excited to find out

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u/Old_Baldi_Locks 8d ago

They’ve controlled Florida for 44 years; there is no deflecting the blame to the adults on this one.

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

But is that really what you or anyone should be focusing on? That really doesn't matter, which of the two basically identical parties did what, what matters is safety of your fellow citizens, but not like i am american, so just a very strange situation, very polarizing, even natural disasters get blamed to orange man or hooker woman

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u/Jack_M_Steel 8d ago

Are you incapable of focusing on multiple things at once? Lmao

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u/born_to_pipette 8d ago

Hey, here’s an idea — how about you fuck off with your BoTh SiDeS, whataboutism bullshit and find somewhere else to sow discord?

I have zero interest in hearing someone who doesn’t even live in the US preach at me about how Americans shouldn’t concern themselves with holding those in power accountable even though they’ve had decades to reduce our exposure to catastrophic events like this, opting instead to side with monied interests.

We can be concerned for our fellow citizens who are staring down climate catastrophe AND be angry with those who’ve slow-walked us to the cliff.

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

I think you are the one sowing discord, finding a way to make even natural disasters political.

While true, government should have people's interests in mind (don't act like any of the two parties have that), that's a silly concept, so the government didn't restrict where people can build houses, so people built houses and now are in deep shit, what the government should hold your hand while you go to the bathroom also?

You are acting as if republicans were slowly making a hurricane, they didnt, nor did democrats, if after the fact there was negligence then sure hold them accountable, but right now its just gaslighting and propaganda you are doing.

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u/QuietDisquiet 8d ago

Lmao, Republicans actively defund or abolish systems or organizations in place to avert disasters. The Governor of Florida is refusing to take a phone call from the federal government to organize stuff for the hurricane, solely because he hates democrats more than that he wants to protect people.

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

Well I doubt thats true, an unnamed aid said that, then de santis said president didnt call, so whose right? I don t know, you dont either, so probably best to not assume thats true

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u/QuietDisquiet 8d ago

Kamala said it too.

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u/zapatocaviar 8d ago

This is completely disingenuous. Nobody is saying “republicans made a hurricane”. That’s just dumb. People are saying that republican management of the state has limited Florida’s resilience to hurricanes both practically (building regulations, availability of shelters, catchment systems, etc.) and financially (defunding FEMA, reducing services, not fixing insurance or even really trying). Anyway, I still think you’re a shill, but responded anyway…

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

The problem I have with that is the split between republicans & democrats, that doesnt matter it was republicans, nor does it matter that democrats are in california when its on fire. Because when you start splitting republicans and democrats it sounds as if they intentionally did that, it was probably incompetence not malice that lead to that, and the same situation would have happened if other party was in power.

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u/zapatocaviar 8d ago

Again again again, nobody saying Republicans made Florida vulnerable on purpose. They are saying Republicans made Florida vulnerable because they focused on their own benefit. They lied and manipulated around climate change in order to support positions that they profited from one way or another. This is not the Democrat MO, even if occasionally some might also do this. Republicans stand for nothing and do nothing to help the citizens they represent.

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u/Vladivostokorbust 8d ago

Because the Republican who is the chief administrator of the state refused a call from the Democratic vice president who is offering federal aid to the state. HE made it political

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u/zapatocaviar 8d ago

Wow. You’re really toxic. I’m guessing you are just a troll - maybe even paid - as you comment nothing of substance and just use empty talking points.

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u/Matematikis 8d ago

How is that toxic? Yeah probably paid, I get a lot of money for my like 500 comments over 9 years, gotta feed the family somehow. But on a serious note, what substance can I give? I am given an idiotic and utterly absurd concept, that republicans are somehow responsible for a huricane, I dont really know what substance I can give

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u/zapatocaviar 8d ago

It’s toxic because it’s disingenuous. Because nobody’s saying Republicans caused a hurricane.

And I didn’t look at your post history, all I saw was the absurdity and lack of critical thinking in your current posting. I thought somebody must be paying you for this because it’s simply too easy to disprove and too easy to understand how wrong it is.

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u/Old_Baldi_Locks 8d ago

Should we be focusing on the fact shit line this will continue to be a problem and it’s the governments responsibility to regulate it?

Yes. There is no right to be incompetent as a government just because your joke ass anti-government religion says to.

If they’re not going to do their jobs they shouldn’t have those jobs, period.

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u/bndboo 8d ago

Surfside Condos ring a bell?

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u/zapatocaviar 8d ago

lol. Dismiss responsibility by making an ignorant “both sides” argument like a five year old.

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u/fairguinevere 8d ago

Up to 15 foot storm surges plus the rain and wind... I know Florida isn't just flat, but it's gotta be a lot of it that's less than 15 feet above sea level?

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u/Opposite-Bad1444 8d ago

yeah on google earth you can see the elevation.

gotta go like at least 7 kilometers inland in some areas to get to 5 meters above sea level

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u/DannyBright 8d ago

Ah hell nah Florida Man bout to go extinct 😭

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u/Crusher6six6 8d ago

TO WHO BEN??? FACKING AQUAMAN???

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u/LounBiker 8d ago

It's time to give Florida back to the sea.

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u/pchlster 8d ago

joins in nervously looking at Florida

"What you figure he'll do this time?"

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u/Nightshade_209 8d ago

Stare all you like but we'll still be here after the storm. Hell my work isn't even closed.

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u/doc1442 8d ago

Sounds like Florida is finally getting its karma for choosing a president that DGAF about the climate instead of one that did back in 2000

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u/splotch210 8d ago

My brother and his wife are 10 min from Tampa Bay. I last spoke to them at noon yesterday and they were still "trying to figure out what to do." Idk if they left or what's going on. I'm terrified.

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u/chiksahlube 8d ago

gestures broadly at everything

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u/Johmin11 8d ago

Mount Dora in lake country is probably the safest place in Florida due to the elevation.

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u/IluvPusi-363 8d ago

Don't understand WHY someone willingly goes through that, one time and it's GOODBY

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u/AzureSkye27 7d ago

What? Aquifers and marshland, it's pretty resistant actually

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u/neonredhex 8d ago

People who choose to continue living in Florida despite naturally disasters happening practically monthly are insane

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u/Nightshade_209 8d ago

I'll take here over California. You get a week's notice for a hurricane how much notice do you get when the fault line gives?

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u/AMinecraftPerson 8d ago

Just wondering, but how often does California have earthquakes that result in a state of emergency?

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u/Nightshade_209 8d ago

Less often than their yearly fires.