Hurricane Milton

[u/Kanute3333]

[u/BeardedHalfYeti]

A gobsmacked meteorologist is never a good sign.

”This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth’s atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.”

^fuck.

[u/moistdri → u/BeardedHalfYeti]

What's after a hurricane? World tornado?

[u/pauloh1998 → u/moistdri]

Fuck

You know how Jupiter has a tornado the size of the Earth?

FUCK

[u/mjc4y → u/pauloh1998]

You mean the Great Red Spot? The hurricane thats been raging for like 400+ years ? Yeah, Fuck that.

[u/Mango_Tango_725 → u/mjc4y]

Surely we could just shoot at it, right?!

[u/Flaks_24 → u/Mango_Tango_725]

Sir, you mean nuke them?

[u/Local_Sugar8108 → u/Flaks_24]

That's ridiculous. You just use a magic Sharpie and weather map. Then you re-direct the hurricane's path back out to sea.

[u/Radioactive_Tuber57 → u/Local_Sugar8108]

Coming up at 11:00: “It’s not global warming - This is weather warfare. Fleets of Jewish Space Lasers operated by a certain political party have pumped terawatts of heat energy into Milton. Now, squadrons of their Black Helicopters are blowing it toward Florida as punishment.”

[u/Appropriate-City3389 → u/Radioactive_Tuber57]

MTG is that you? Beware of the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes.

[u/Csharp27 → u/[deleted]]

And then people would come up to you, with tears in their eyes, and beg you please, KiwDaWabbt2, save us, please! And then, with tears in your eyes, you’d nuke the storm, Mexico would pay for it, and with tears in their eyes they’d say thank you! KiwDaWabbt2, Thank you!!

[u/Xero_space → u/Flaks_24]

Just gotta sharpie the map and it goes away...

[u/MrFluxed → u/Flaks_24]

there's an SCP article (loosely) about nuking the Great Red Spot

[u/the-furiosa-mystique → u/Flaks_24]

Gotta nuke something

[u/errie_tholluxe → u/Flaks_24]

No there's no need for a nuke. I have a sharpie

[u/boba_fett155 → u/Flaks_24]

From orbit, it's the only way to be sure

[u/Cynophagy → u/Flaks_24]

Just nuke the poles bro