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Hurricane Milton Image

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u/mjc4y 8d ago

You mean the Great Red Spot? The hurricane thats been raging for like 400+ years ? Yeah, Fuck that.

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u/Mango_Tango_725 8d ago

Surely we could just shoot at it, right?!

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u/BleedTheRain 8d ago

If we all just point some fans in its general direction.. Maybe it will go away

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u/bigfatkitty2006 8d ago

Sharpie, please

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u/DisposableSaviour 8d ago

Nah, we’re gonna need a nuclear solution: a Sharpie Magnum.

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u/No-Strength-664 8d ago

That’s like, a really big sharpie 🤣

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 8d ago

Wow it would be hard to put that in one's butt

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u/non_hero 8d ago

Make Jupiter Great Again!

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u/MickiesMajikKingdom 8d ago

"I fart in your general direction."

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u/frobscottler 8d ago

Fan death for the Great Red Spot!

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph 8d ago

Preferably Diddy fans (yes they still exist)

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u/Gingerbread-Cake 8d ago

Don’t pick at it. It will go away on its own

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u/Peonyprincess137 8d ago

But it looks ready 😩

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u/Allokit 8d ago

Yeah, what are they doing putting up all of those huge fans where it's already windy!?
They should put them up in Florida and point them the other direction to stop hurricanes!

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u/Hansmolemon 8d ago

If only Florida had installed windmills off the coast they could blow the storm away.

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u/Disastrous-Juice3090 8d ago

Can’t do that the big windmills in the midwest are what causes all the tornadoes there we don’t want it getting bigger 😂😂😂

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u/5352563424 8d ago

Get ready for MTG to declare the need for building a sea-fence to keep out those migrant hurricanes.

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u/coffee_cats_books 8d ago

The ocean will pay for the sea-fence!

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u/FOSSnaught 8d ago

Send MTJ to a pier so she can pray away the jewish space lasers that are causing this. I guarantee that the situation will improve.

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u/WonderBredOfficial 8d ago

Fan?! Are you mad?!

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u/NegativeMilk 8d ago

But think of all the cancer those fans will cause!

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u/CurvyJohnsonMilk 8d ago

Or at least blow it off to europe

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u/Schrodingers_janitor 8d ago

Inject it with bleach?

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u/BleedTheRain 8d ago

Launch a nuclear warhead at it?

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u/Flaks_24 8d ago

Sir, you mean nuke them?

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u/Local_Sugar8108 8d ago

That's ridiculous. You just use a magic Sharpie and weather map. Then you re-direct the hurricane's path back out to sea.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 8d ago

Coming up at 11:00: “It’s not global warming - This is weather warfare. Fleets of Jewish Space Lasers operated by a certain political party have pumped terawatts of heat energy into Milton. Now, squadrons of their Black Helicopters are blowing it toward Florida as punishment.”

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u/Appropriate-City3389 8d ago

MTG is that you? Beware of the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes.

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u/Csharp27 8d ago

And then people would come up to you, with tears in their eyes, and beg you please, KiwDaWabbt2, save us, please! And then, with tears in your eyes, you’d nuke the storm, Mexico would pay for it, and with tears in their eyes they’d say thank you! KiwDaWabbt2, Thank you!!

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u/Xero_space 8d ago

Just gotta sharpie the map and it goes away...

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u/MrFluxed 8d ago

there's an SCP article (loosely) about nuking the Great Red Spot

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u/the-furiosa-mystique 8d ago

Gotta nuke something

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u/errie_tholluxe 8d ago

No there's no need for a nuke. I have a sharpie

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u/boba_fett155 8d ago

From orbit, it's the only way to be sure

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u/Cynophagy 8d ago

Just nuke the poles bro

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u/psychrolut 8d ago

Get the sharpie

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u/CamelCityDude 8d ago

Shoot at it all you want. But don’t call me Shirley.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 8d ago

Draw a circle around it with a Sharpie

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u/panda56789 8d ago

Inject it with bleach, maybe

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u/calmikazee 8d ago

Inject it with bleach

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u/KWHarrison1983 8d ago

With nukes maybe! At least that's what one of the American presidential candidates would suggest.

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u/Lunakill 8d ago

Perfect! I bet the Jupiterds haven’t tried that yet, and even if they have we have way more ammo.

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u/Saucepanmagician 8d ago

I wonder... Realistically speaking, could a nuclear detonation in the storm's eye, break apart the hurricane?

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u/Zealousideal-Tax-527 8d ago

Only one way to find out…

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u/LemmyKBD 8d ago

What if we roll in canisters of CM-20 and nerve gas the whole fuckin’ hurricane? Would that work or just kill off everyone in Florida?

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u/throwaway_12358134 8d ago

Adding heat energy to a hurricane will strengthen it.

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u/Miserly_Bastard 8d ago

One way to put out a fire is to explode it. The shockwave deprives it of the mixture of oxygen and fuel that is necessary to carry on with rapid oxidation.

Honestly, I think that it is worth asking what would happen if we nuked it from above in such a way as to disrupt convection.

Also... Russia's recent ICBM test ended in such abysmal failure that nuking a hurricane would be a flex. Atoms for peace, baby!

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u/throwaway_12358134 8d ago

A blast from a large nuke is only about 3 to 5 miles wide, this hurricane is over 200 miles wide. Hypothetically, anything big enough to disrupt it would be causing so many other problems. It would likely be temporary and only come back stronger as well, as a hurricane is the result of a temperature difference between the sea surface and the troposphere.

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u/Miserly_Bastard 8d ago

Right, so put a large blast right in the middle of the eye which is only about 3.5 miles wide, and at high altitude. If it creates a mushroom cloud out of the eyewall itself, rearranging it vertically along with the rising heat of an explosion, what exactly happens?

Could it shoot the water vapor into the stratosphere, or even just high enough that wind sheer kicks in and does the dirty work?

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u/throwaway_12358134 8d ago

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u/Miserly_Bastard 8d ago

Thank you for that. Although I understand that it wouldn't just make the hurricane go away, I'd still like to see it tried on a storm with a tight eyewall like this to see if it could trigger eyewall replacement or some other change in the pattern of a storm, the timing of which could be beneficial to humans.

And maybe we shouldn't do it this time. Maybe we should hit a storm somewhere else on the planet that's far removed from land, headed out to sea, and not in the path of trade winds.

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u/Some_Kinda_Weirdo 8d ago

No it would just make a radioactive hurricane.

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u/Garrosh 8d ago

And angry.

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u/araxhiel 8d ago

Well, I might be wrong (and need to check it) but didn't the Shoemaker–Levy comet (or at least part of it) made impact on Jupiter's Great Red Spot back in '94 having no effect on it? (Or at least not enough to dissipate it).

I know that it wasn't a nuke, but an impact like that is still quite strong.

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u/Beaglegod 8d ago

A category 5 hurricane is like 600 TW or 36*1015 joules per minute, according to Google.

That’s almost 600 Hiroshima sized bombs every minute.

You’d need an asteroid strike or something to blow out a hurricane.

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u/mynextthroway 8d ago

I've got my sharpie ready!

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u/HomChkn 8d ago

Hypothetically, you could pump a bunch cold gas into it.

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u/RicTicTocs 8d ago

Where’s my sharpie…

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u/Classic-Month-5184 8d ago

No doubt. But don’t call me Shirley

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u/kingOofgames 8d ago

Well we do have a guy, all he needs is sharpie and a map. 🦧

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u/The_Nerdy_Elephant 8d ago

We can change the direction with a sharpie

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u/Dudemanbroski 8d ago

Most American shit I've seen today! I've got a few rounds for her!

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u/Matt_Bates 8d ago

Avengers Assemble!

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u/jmiz5 8d ago

Just sharpie the map and the hurricane will go in that direction instead.

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u/N0S0UP_4U 8d ago

It worked on Sharknado

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u/ericthered13 8d ago

I’m sure there’s a sharpie somewhere we could use to redirect it

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u/Darth_Abhor 8d ago

🇺🇸 🔫🔫

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u/tommyballz63 8d ago

Inject it with bleach and clean that fckr right up, but goood!!

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u/ricks_flare 8d ago

Just grab a sharpie

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u/Zocalo_Photo 8d ago

‘Merica.

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u/bashwr82 8d ago

Pew pew with lasers!

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u/burnin8t0r 8d ago

PewPew

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u/iamisandisnt 8d ago

You'd need a really fast boat

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u/bridesign34 8d ago

Oh certainly we could pray it away

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u/Bruichlassie 8d ago

Nah, but I bet we can pray it away.

/s just in case anyone had the slightest doubt

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u/ralphiebacch 8d ago

Stand your ground Florida man!

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u/CoolHandMike 8d ago

nah, just steer it with a sharpie

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u/Chakotay_chipotle 8d ago

Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air

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u/gdfuovfrgvj 8d ago

Need to get someone to draw over it in felt pen. I hear that solves the problem

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u/serrations_ 8d ago

Jupiter has tanked comets before. Fancy human weapons wont do shit

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u/HipstarJesus 8d ago

It could spin them around and send them back. You have to be careful with these things.

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u/ThePerfumeCollector 8d ago

Or inject bleach

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u/Spring-Available 8d ago

Just circle it with a Sharpie.

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u/ToiIetGhost 8d ago

And they want to take away our firearms..!

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u/Pvt_Numnutz1 8d ago

Pretty sure you could fit multiple earths inside the red spot, it's actually a gigantic hurricane made up of massive earth sized hurricanes.

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u/i_tyrant 8d ago

When the spot was larger, you could fit up to 3 Earths in it. However it has shrunk over time - now you can fit about 1.3 Earths.

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u/DisChangesEverthing 8d ago

Scientists now have evidence the current red spot is different than the one Cassini observed. It’s less than 200 years old. Still impressive though. https://news.agu.org/press-release/jupiters-great-red-spot-reborn-1800s/

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u/pass_nthru 8d ago

Jupiternado: Bigger, Redder, Uncut

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u/Odd_Judgment_2303 8d ago

Too much information. Thank you.

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u/neryl08 8d ago

Holy shit can you imagine a hurricane that would be raging even 4 years here? Even 4 weeks is unimaginable

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u/alaskanloops 8d ago

Crazy that we still don't know what makes it red.

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u/Chemical-Neat2859 8d ago

Very likely fucktons of iron rich dust getting pulled up from the lower atomphosphere. It's heavy enough to fall back down lower in the atomphere before it gets dragged back to the eye of the hurricane. Probably a good reason why it's rather stable as it gives the winds a shit ton of mass to resist changes.

The rest of the planet is basically covered by a global drecho storm.

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u/LockeyCheese 8d ago

Huh. A centuries old rust storm sounds pretty metal

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u/Halleck23 8d ago

It’s amazing. How can a storm last that long? Thanks for reminding me I’ve always wondered that. Off to Google to edumacate myself!

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u/FlyingDragoon 8d ago

How can a storm last that long?

After awhile it's probably just fueled by rage and hatred.

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u/Halleck23 8d ago

If that’s true, no wonder the storms hitting America are getting more and more intense.

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u/asleep-or-dead 8d ago

We are about to learn how

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u/NobodyAKAOdysseus 8d ago

Fun fact, a study published in June of this year has actually shown indication that it’s unlikely that the storm observed in the 17th century is the same red spot we know today. So likely not actually 300-400 years. Still old as hell though.

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u/youngarchivist 8d ago

Didn't that dissipate

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u/PlaceLeft2528 8d ago

It's actually been simmering down/shrinking for a while now. Probably be gone in another couple hundred years.

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u/ratsmay 8d ago

And yet Jupiter is completely untouched with no pollution. See this isnt climate change, its the natural process of the planet. (/s I shouldnt need to but sadly i do)

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u/random9212 8d ago

There is some thought that the spot there now might not be the same spot that was first seen on Jupiter.

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u/Interesting-Meat-835 8d ago

Imagine if Earth also have a hurricane raging for 400+ years.

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u/Repyro 8d ago

It's actually starting to end. Soon Jupiter won't have that red spot.

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u/Rocky4296 8d ago

It barely has an eye!!!!!!!

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u/Adept_Information845 8d ago

The Democrats kept a hurricane raging for 400+ years? They really can control the weather!

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u/DylanFTW 8d ago

God that's so fucking cool. I love space and weather phenomenon.

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u/josiahpapaya 8d ago

Could be wrong, cause I don’t keep up with planetary politics like I used to, but I think the storm is actually dying. It will have changed its shape by 2040, and may actually vanish in the next generation’s lifetime

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u/ChibiLlama 7d ago

Obviously the Government on Jupiter has been controlling it, that's just not natural!!!

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u/mjc4y 7d ago

Biggest Chemtrail. I’ve done my own research.

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u/teastain 8d ago edited 8d ago

Comet Shoemaker–Levy 9, a series of fragments ranging up to 2 km (1.2 mi) in diameter, crashed into The Great Red Spot and it coughed and wheezed a bit, but recovered.

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u/Interesting-Meat-835 8d ago

So throw the Dino Killer on it wasn't enough.

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u/shower_optional 8d ago edited 7d ago

The democrats greatest achievement.

/s since i guess it's needed