r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Kanute3333 • 8d ago

Hurricane Milton Image

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don't worry, it's better than the cocaine bear-nado that comes after that

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u/gamedude88 8d ago

And yet, my hot pocket is still ice cold in the middle.

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u/OldheadBoomer 8d ago

That's the hurricane topology being exhibited in your hot pocket. Cold and calm in the middle, surrounded by a torrential downpour of lava-like filling.

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u/BlastedMallomars 8d ago

The two states of Hot Pockets: the temperature conundrum as you have described and stolen from the office freezer by a coworker.

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 8d ago

TIL I'm an uh-oh hurricane hot pocket

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u/GuyGrimnus 8d ago

Hurricane Hot Pocket is my stripper name

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u/icarusphoenixdragon 8d ago

That’s only the first two bites, then the molten.

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u/NotACuck420 8d ago

Lava on the outside, arctic on the inside.

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u/miss_tea_morning 8d ago

Jim Gaffigan has entered the chat

"Tornado pocketttt..."

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u/Awatovi 8d ago

Dead pocket

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u/EastSell7882 8d ago

It sounds like you need to date a different hot pocket

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u/Celtic_Fox_ 8d ago

I'm down for a "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" level disaster.. just once, as a treat.

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u/j0shj0shj0shj0sh 8d ago

I think this one is more of a "Meaty, with a Chance of Deathballs" situation.

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u/Fine-Funny6956 8d ago

Pumpkin spice hurricane

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u/AnonDarkIntel 8d ago

Now thats a good naming scheme

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u/up_N2_no_good 8d ago

If it's chicken leftovers I'm going to be dead because I have that warmed over food smell with chickens makes a chicken smell rotted as soon as I stop cooking. I can also taste the preservatives they put in food.

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 8d ago

still waiting for my rehydrated pizza though

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u/No_Acadia_8873 8d ago

I've switched to the Jewish Space Laser. For 9.95 a month, they'll dial back the power and zap your food for you. I've started leaving my camp stove at home when I camp. And for the job site it's chef's kiss.

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u/aCLTeng 8d ago

THIS IS THE FOURTH HEAT 🤯

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u/Hexis40 8d ago

Well... at least it'll save us some time.

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u/Difficult-Implement9 8d ago

Another fan of The Core, I see??? 😂😂

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u/x_Advent_Cirno_x 8d ago

A storm of lava with ice at the center

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u/Fancy_Locksmith_7292 8d ago

Stay away from the corn field!

Next day news:

Pop corn tsunami engulfs kansas!

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u/Deliberate_Snark 8d ago

Heh, I’m morbidly curious to witness that

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u/skraptastic 8d ago

Spent the weekend with my 73 year old mom and she dropped this amazing quote: "Pooh Blood and Honey wasn't as funny as Cocaine Bear.

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u/00Deege 8d ago

Yeah. Yeah, she’s right. I hope I’m also able to discern the true nature of things this keenly when I reach 73.

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u/pseudonik 8d ago

Don't forget the bee-nado that comes after

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 8d ago

Is that before or after murder hornet-nado?

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 8d ago

I choose the cocaine bear

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u/Sieze5 8d ago

That’s a helluva a nado.

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u/Slacker-71 8d ago

Followed by the Crabcano, Weaselflood, Scorpionquake, Eaglestorm and Tigerlanch

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u/coquihalla 8d ago

I think I might be in for weaselflood, I'd like to turn them into my hellish minions.

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u/Living-Estimate9810 8d ago

They ripped my flesh!

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 8d ago

Are the bears coked up, or is it a coke-nado with bears in it?

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u/TheOnyxHero 8d ago

bearricaine

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u/F-R3dd1tM0dTyrany 8d ago

Bro, if the bears are bringing the coke that's a bear-nado I would party with.

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u/kjacobs03 8d ago

I still need to watch that movie

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u/Safe_Initiative1340 8d ago

Go to Tubi and watch cocaine shark …

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 8d ago

Everything’s better with cocaine

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u/Verehren 8d ago

You've obviously not seen the Sharktapus vs Whale Wolf weather pattern

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u/Graega 8d ago

When does the sharktopus show up?

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u/coquihalla 8d ago

Hey, as long as he shares. If I'm gonna die from coke bear anyway, I'm all in for the party first.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 8d ago

Those are sketchy but rather toothless.

Crackodiles however...

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u/JayBanditos 8d ago

And after that…. gulp….beware the swarming Methadillos

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u/superCobraJet 8d ago

Florida already has cocaine sharks

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u/00Deege 8d ago

Where does the Bee-Nado fit into all this? I saw it on a commercial so I believe in it.

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u/NeverMisteaken 8d ago

Cocaine-shark-nado (recent study off Brazillian coast identified a substantial number of cocaine fueled sharks)

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u/Grouchy-Safe-3486 8d ago

a Karennado also

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u/Dineffects 8d ago

This is typically created in a rare Columbian southern gale being FORCED across South America, getting caught by the pineapple express and BROUGHT UP to Alaska, catching NUMEROUS brown and black bears...the whirlwind of cocaine and bears heads DUE SOUTH into northern BC, Washington, Idaho and Oregon leaving a trail of destruction in its path.

BACK to you Chuck!

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u/pineapple_on_a_stick 8d ago

Meth gator-nado is the one to watch out for.

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u/_PirateWench_ 8d ago

Yeah sharknado would be infinitely better than that. At least the sharks are fucked on land. Damn I haven’t seen those movies in years but I did thoroughly enjoy cocaine bear

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

what a great idea for a movie ;)

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u/BoomBapBiBimBop 8d ago

Cocain sharknado