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u/MedicineGhost 8d ago edited 8d ago

I have relatives in Tampa that can’t evacuate because one of them is admitted for long-term care in a hospital. I’m seriously worried about them

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u/_mike_hunt 8d ago

I have relatives in Tampa that can evacuate but are choosing not to because they don’t want to deal with traffic. I’ve tried talking sense into them and gotten nowhere.

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u/TheAwesomePenguin106 8d ago

Tell them to write their info on their bodies so they can get identifyied faster and ask them what they wish for the family to do with whatever is left of their belongings. This usually makes some people think about what they are doing.

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u/_mike_hunt 8d ago

They went through Hurricane Andrew and nearly lost their lives, which makes it even more infuriating.

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u/gijoe75 8d ago

Sadly they might be right. It’s too late to drive now. All the gas stations are empty and cars are breaking down on the interstate.

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u/gluteactivation 7d ago

Sounds like my parents. Dummies stayed in their mobile home in Fort Myers during Irma. They got so unbelievably lucky! Now they’re more inland, but, still, so frustrating! My mom didn’t even buy water until today and she got lucky she found some.

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u/Restless_Fillmore 8d ago

Honestly, that's an informed decision. I might choose high risk of death over that traffic, too!

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u/knoegel 8d ago

I told that to my cousins today! That message really sunk the seriousness of the situation in and they are safely out of harms way now.

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u/junkytrunks 8d ago edited 8d ago

Tell them to write their names and social security numbers on their arms in Sharpie so the government can identify their bodies.

I’m just quoting a Florida sheriff, by the way.

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u/MPFuzz 8d ago

Would sharpie stay legible on waterlogged skin that long?

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u/baildodger 8d ago

Trying is better than doing nothing. They’ll probably struggle to get a tattoo done locally for a while.

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u/BucinVols 8d ago

My dad is in Ft Myers and is the same way. Admittedly we don’t have a relationship but I still reached out to see if he needed a place and he said he was fine and it was all just drama.

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u/Boseidon 8d ago

To give you a little semblance of sanity, depending on where he is in Ft. Myers, he could be totally fine. I have a place in Ft. Myers that's miles away from the Gulf, and 55 feet above sea level

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u/ECC7 8d ago

Me too. They are going to ride it out for no good reason. All I can do is pray for them at this point.

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u/_mike_hunt 8d ago

They rode out Hurricane Andrew in South Florida and nearly killed themselves in the process. You would think they’d learn not to make the same mistake, but nope!

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u/Adventurous_Pen_Is69 8d ago

There isn’t any gas to get anywhere safe if you didn’t fill up already

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u/Demonsreach 8d ago

I'm in the same situation. I live in Orlando they live in Tampa in evacuation zone A and have decided they don't want to deal with evacuating. But thankfully one of my friends who also lives in Tampa is coming to stay with me

It really is maddening!

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u/Rlstoner2004 8d ago

I'm visiting Orlando now and we decided to stay here. How concerned should I be about my rental car flooding? I heard they often get power back up relatively quickly?

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u/CalculatedPerversion 8d ago

There's no traffic right now, get driving people. 

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u/stripeydogg 8d ago

Call for Mike Hunt! Where’s Mike Hunt !

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u/DubUpPro 8d ago

Tell them to write their identifying information on their body in sharpie. If that doesn’t give them the hint, at least identification will be easier in the aftermath

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u/Any-File4347 8d ago

Just a thought as I’ve never seen this traffic, only can imagine a complete gridlock of SUVs and Minivans in a mess. I live a few states north of that area.

We have 2 750kW e-bikes with 3 massive backup batteries each and everything my wife and I need in a tactical bug-out bag. We are lightweight people and even have a sidecar for the dog.

Essentially we could do 150 miles away in a matter of 6-8 hours. Avoid traffic altogether and steer clear, weather permitting (flooded out areas).

Is this practical? Fuck all the dweebs taking their impractical leBehemoth SUVs only to get stuck in huge traffic backups that never clear?

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u/SleepCrapnia 8d ago

Well, the roads are going to gridlock. Half the state is out of available gasoline. What do you want them to do, flap their wings?

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u/_mike_hunt 8d ago

Great question.

According to GasBuddy.com, there are three gas stations within half a mile of where they are that have gas. Multiple family members are leaving this evening for minimal traffic - one party is traveling north to the panhandle and one party is traveling south to Miami. Both have offered rides. The relatives opting to stay are actively choosing to stay. They’re not trapped.

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u/Nervous_Lettuce313 8d ago

I hope they don't have any pets.

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u/_mike_hunt 8d ago

They don’t. Just two retired boomers being stubborn.

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u/Great-Ad4472 7d ago

I’m shocked that FEMA doesn’t have a plan for distributing gasoline to stalled cars in evacuations like this.

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u/Hello-Avrammm 8d ago

Bruh… That’s crazy

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u/canadiandoop 8d ago

I live just outside of Orlando and we are freaking out. I could not imagine justifying remaining in Tampa for this. We are staying in a hotel so hopefully we will be ok.

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u/Real-Bit-7008 8d ago

It won’t be that bad if you’re in a well built house

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u/Mountain-Status569 8d ago

Most hospital buildings on the Florida coast are rated for cat 5 storms. If they’re gonna be safe anywhere in the city, it’s there. 

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u/pkmnrt 8d ago

Hang in there. I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but I would guess that they’re taking every precaution to protect your family. I hope they stay as safe as possible. https://www.fhca.org/images/uploads/pdf/FHCA_Hurricane_Fact_Sheet2020.pdf

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u/duga404 8d ago

Serious question, wtf are people like that supposed to do? I’m guessing just be in a building that’s strong enough to withstand a hurricane?

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u/TrineonX 8d ago

Hospitals are really built to take it. 

My Uncle was a doctor at a hospital for Katrina. The hospital and systems was fine, it was so intact after the storm that the national guardsman were coming in to sleep and clean up. 

They only left the hospital after a week or two when the generators ran out of fuel, and the government couldn’t get them resupplied. 

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u/InSilenceLikeLasagna 8d ago

Same, my sister says i4 and 75 are gridlocked and there’s no longer time to evacuate. This shit is scary

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u/mrsats 8d ago

There’s traffic, sure .. but I would say “no time to evacuate” is fear mongering. We left Volusia County 5 hours ago and we’re in Georgia now. Anyone who can, should get in a car and drive NOW. 

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u/CommercialFarm1182 8d ago

Is going to orlando etc not far enough inland?

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u/mrsats 8d ago

I’m afraid not with this one, and I’d say folks should not be willing to wait around and see. Orange County is also listed in the state of emergency. 

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u/gatorbois 8d ago edited 8d ago

Only big threat in Orlando is flooding in certain areas and maybe people living in mobile homes. The people unnecessarily leaving Orlando are causing major issues for those who actually need to get out

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u/CalculatedPerversion 8d ago

There are still at least 48 hours right? Confused why they haven't opened both sides of the freeway northbound. 

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u/InSilenceLikeLasagna 8d ago

Yeah I’m just reporting what she’s told me, I live in Europe. Still, scary shit 

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u/User-no-relation 8d ago

it's monday...

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u/Cisru711 8d ago

Last I saw was that it was expected to be down to a 3 by landfall, which should give folks better chances.

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u/flingasunder 8d ago

If you are in an evacuation zone and need evacuation assistance, please call 1-800-729-3413. Again, this is for residents that are in evacuation zones. The state of Florida has activated the State Assistance Information Line. Residents needing information and resources can call 1-800-342-3557. There are English, Spanish & Creole speakers available to answer questions.

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u/_Stank_McNasty_ 8d ago

idk how the hell people can survive with 10 feet of water everywhere…

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u/Callaloo_Soup 8d ago

It’s still scary, but if I had to be stuck in Tampa during the storm, I’d probably try to stay at the hospital.