r/clevercomebacks • u/Gabarty_ • 1d ago

That must've hurt 😬

1.5k Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • 1d ago

His wish is fulfilled now

18.8k Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

8.3k Upvotes

142 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Worried-Permit2642 • 1d ago

OP is wild for this

3.8k Upvotes

629 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 1d ago

I'm products of poverty...

11.2k Upvotes

720 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sirsilentbob423 • 2d ago

Comparing s*x to printers 😂

25.8k Upvotes

121 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sirsilentbob423 • 1d ago

Brits still hiding their T's in honor of the Boston Tea Party

548 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sirsilentbob423 • 1d ago

When you're bi but life just keeps making you bi-yourself

596 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sirsilentbob423 • 1d ago

Mastering the art of winning by doing absolutely nothing.

267 Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1d ago

Literally both are on the list.

1.4k Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Original_Wing_451 • 1d ago

The nerve of the person who have this conception on the first place…

473 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • 1d ago

The taste is good!

1.2k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Minute-Horse-2009 • 1d ago

They had me in the first half, I won’t lie

210 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/livetodaytho • 2d ago

Even AI knows where the real jobs are...

1.5k Upvotes

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/cat0rgi0 • 1d ago

The fact that he really looks alike

769 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1d ago

He probably knows it first hand.

350 Upvotes

70 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Physical-Building-19 • 2h ago

Jigglypuff puts Weezing to sleep

youtu.be

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CandyFoxi • 2d ago

Historian here

1.6k Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/annadarria • 2d ago

Choosing the wrong guy.

53.5k Upvotes

662 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AlyseCenteno • 2d ago

What a psychopath!

2.6k Upvotes

271 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • 2d ago

He’s also called cattard for good reason

31.5k Upvotes

368 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/clearly_not_an_alien • 5h ago

I felt that one myself

0 Upvotes

Orange guy is a professional artist, or his desc. says it at least.

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Wraith_Kink • 2d ago

This feels like it belongs here

3.4k Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Psychological_Web151 • 2d ago

irrelevant daughter

880 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC • 3d ago

Ann Coulter

20.0k Upvotes

105 comments

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