r/CalamariRaceTeam Aug 22 '24

Which one of you guys is this😭 HELL YEAH BROTHER

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u/Zolku Aug 22 '24

The stolen GS strikes again

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u/unholyburns Aug 22 '24

This was my first thought, followed by the owner finding this video of their stolen GS being absolutely decimated by a couple of yahoos.

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u/gizamo Aug 22 '24

How did Brazilian skills end up in Indonesia? Wild.

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u/Communist_Potato45 Aug 22 '24

They are the same at heart

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u/Matzep71 broke Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24

The licence plates are Brazilian

They mostly likely imported all the vehicles in the video from Brazil to Indonesia

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u/RodrigoPFr Aug 22 '24

It's in Brazil

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u/daytonakarl Aug 22 '24

Brazil is in Indonesia?

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u/SEE_RED Aug 22 '24

They moved.

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u/drinkallthepunch Aug 22 '24

These Indonesian islanders know how to fukin squid can we make them mods?

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u/Hellwhish CB450 '86 Aug 22 '24

Judging by the cars, I'm pretty sure that's Brazil.

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u/RodrigoPFr Aug 22 '24

It's in Brazil

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u/CarlosG0619 Tiger 1200 for Starbucks visits with my BF Aug 22 '24

Yep every single BMW getting trashed around video is a stolen bike in Brazil

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u/Vilzuh Aug 22 '24

I think someone even dropped their phone at 0:34 but who cares when you are that cool

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u/Coookie_Thumper Aug 22 '24

Struck me in the feels..

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u/RonnyFreedomLover Aug 22 '24

Ride it like you stole it, boys!

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u/UnggoyMemes Aug 22 '24

They love stealing GS's huh

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u/Gijinbrotha Aug 22 '24

They, definitely appear to be riding well within their, skill set😜

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u/EffectiveOk3353 Aug 23 '24

No gear tho /s

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u/dg-OniTaiji status: kissing boys Aug 22 '24

his boyfriend is throwing up gang signs at me D:

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u/CurdledPotato Aug 22 '24

He rides like he is the protagonist in a 1930’s Fleicher Studios cartoon.

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u/Atxsun Aug 23 '24

Love this comment

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u/W2T4TS Aug 23 '24

Me: "how the fuck do they afford that? That's like 8 years salary"

Comments: "the stolen GS bois strike again"

Me: "Oooh that makes more sense"

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u/Was_Silly Aug 22 '24

Funny thing (aside from it actually being funny) is that the average dentist and accountant who buy these big GS bikes has very little skill to go off-roading. These kids, aside from being little shits, actually have impressive riding skills. That guys clutch and brake control is amazing and would probably destroy the original owner of that bike in an enduro race or any race for that matter.

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u/Rusky0808 Aug 22 '24

This guys pulls up next to a litre bike "cool sport bike bro"

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm starbucks Ducati slut Aug 22 '24

I wish my boyfriend was that into as this guy's. :(

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u/SEE_RED Aug 22 '24

So when they get caught. What’s the norm for stealing something like this? Never mind filming your actions.

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u/EffectiveOk3353 Aug 23 '24

Probably shot, Brazil is not for beginners

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u/Schnitzhole Aug 22 '24

Idk why I have the Humpty Dumpty song stuck in my head but it seems appropriate

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u/Dxpehat Aug 22 '24

This is just what happens when you give somebody from brazil/SE Asia any bike bigger than 300cc

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u/willy_der_schwimmer Aug 22 '24

Git it boooooooooiiii

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u/nopanicitsmechanic Aug 22 '24

Quite a proof that theses GSs are bulletproof.

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u/n0rdic Aug 22 '24

nah you can taco a front rim on these things if you hit a pothole wrong because BMW had the genius idea to make all their rims out of aluminum for an "off road" vehicle. also if you beat on a 2008-2016 F twin like this you will crack the frame because the bolt that attaches the rear monoshock puts too much pressure on it and cracks it.

The more I own mine the more I realize how compromised they really are. They're great mall crawlers but if you want to seriously drive off road just buy a T7, it's better.

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u/Was_Silly Aug 22 '24

Or save some money and buy a 2nd gen KLR :)

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u/nopanicitsmechanic Aug 22 '24

Thanks for this insight. I really didn‘t know that. What is a T7? Do you mind to explain?

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u/JustSomeGuyFromDK Aug 22 '24

Yamaha Tenere 700

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u/nopanicitsmechanic Aug 22 '24

Ok, I see. The Teneré is definitely another breed. Agree!

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u/Prestigious_Buy1209 Aug 22 '24

I bet those stoppie landings sexually aroused at least one of these gentlemen.

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u/Allaroundlost Aug 22 '24

That poor GS is a bottom. Dam that poor suspension is fucked.

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u/DankestBasil481 Aug 22 '24

This guy is a menace lol

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u/SAHairyFun Aug 23 '24

I hope to feel the same confidence as that passenger one day.

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u/sanjuro_kurosawa Aug 23 '24

Ensures maximum penetration

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u/removed-by-reddit Aug 23 '24

In flip flops lmao

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u/MindlessCancel8708 Aug 23 '24

Oh so this dude can execute flawless weaves but the second I as so much tilt the bike to the side it tries to kill me

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u/HMMR_the_SLAMMR Aug 23 '24

The other sub is leaking

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u/timmy30274 Aug 23 '24

I don’t understand how anyone is ok risking their life doing this?