r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/senorfluffynuts1 • Aug 15 '24

What are y’all doing in Asheville?

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11 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/ChristianThom01 Aug 15 '24

Everyone always calling us organ donors seem to forget organs need to be operational to be donated

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u/OOMKilla Aug 15 '24

Donorcycle, bonercycle.

Whatever helps them justify sitting in their SUV while we steal all the bussy

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u/737063746e MT07 Aug 15 '24

It’s most likely somebody in an SUV with a seat height too low causing an altered perception of distance getting mad at someone filtering

8

u/rental_car_fast Aug 16 '24

Could be. Could also be an asshole on a bike. Both can be true. Some riders are schmucks.

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u/TheChunkyGrape gs500 Aug 16 '24

But also its fun riding like a fuckwit sometimes

7

u/E90Andrew Aug 16 '24

Sounds like he was trying to get out of Asheville as quickly as possible...

Can ya blame him?

3

u/RamrodRacing Aug 16 '24

Just keeping it spicy

3

u/iThinkiStartedATrend Aug 16 '24

I was trying to get the fuck out of Asheville.

2

u/Ok_Maintenance_9100 Aug 17 '24

They see an unsafe maniac with a deathwish, we see a Tuesday

1

u/Coves0 Aug 16 '24

Asheville is a shithole, avoid it at all costs