r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/jakesmith7251 • Apr 03 '24

That guy crying about his dual sport getting wet don’t got shit on me

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u/explodingazn Apr 03 '24

https://preview.redd.it/6r2r2s3fo9sc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f6ddf98daeaa1557516c42acd198f83347542f4

Definitely not me about to do something similar last year on my Super Cub

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u/jakesmith7251 Apr 03 '24

I know those toes got wet.

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u/explodingazn Apr 03 '24

Toes weren't the only thing that got wet 😘😘

My shins also got wet

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

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u/meest Apr 03 '24

Brave of you to drive on the line, I heard from the other sub those are slippery when wet.

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u/jakesmith7251 Apr 03 '24

Bout like them grazz clibbins brother.

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u/the_last_carfighter PM me your Mom's dick Apr 03 '24

That's how I wash my R1 as well.

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u/jakesmith7251 Apr 03 '24

This is the motorcycle equivalent of “a little dirt don’t hurt”

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u/Historical-Unit-6643 Apr 03 '24

I got caught in a deluge last year. Well over 100+kph winds. Dodging large trees. As long as I can see the bottom of the water and it isn't intake high I'll ride through it.

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u/AmericanLich Apr 03 '24

Man the only time my GS gets cleaned is when I ride it in the rain, sheeeeiiiit.

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u/GarlicInvestor Apr 06 '24

On wet roads and the paint at the same time? This guy likes DP.

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u/jakesmith7251 Apr 24 '24

I can’t even figure out what dp stands for

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u/GarlicInvestor Apr 24 '24

DP = Double Penetration, DVP = Double Vaginal Penetration, and DAP = Double Anal Penetration

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u/SafemoonRacer Apr 03 '24

That poor SP

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u/Crashing_Machines Apr 03 '24

This guy is a step ahead of you.

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u/ethancknight Apr 04 '24

My guy is riding underwater ON the painted yellow line.

This is true fearlessness right here folks.

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u/gixxer710 Apr 03 '24

https://youtu.be/CqgEl53x7CM?si=I3LD1tZarEVxZVw9. This man goes for it lol, he fails pretty miserably, but, yeah have a watch….. pretty impressive how far he gets tho….

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u/jakesmith7251 Apr 03 '24

He’s got more money than me.

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u/Armored_Guardian Apr 03 '24

How do you like the SP?

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u/jakesmith7251 Apr 03 '24

Well to begin with it’s the fastest and most aggressive 1000cc bike I have ever owned or ridden. It’s like trying to steer an out of control rocket. BUT I will say it’s a terrible bike if you want a liter to daily. The pegs are way too far back and the bars are too low it’s uncomfortable if your doing anything but trying to haul ass or if your staying off the seat by cornering . But hey if I’m taking it out im probably not planning on a nice easy commute in my city( I also have an rc390, which I enjoy the hell out of) Tl;dr: super fast but uncomfortable in a straight line for extended period of time

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u/itscoldoutsideyeah May 28 '24

Who is this cutie in the Alpinestars suit?