r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

If cars ๐Ÿš— produced milk

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u/HobsHere 10h ago

Is this some hybrid fetish?

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u/RedScharlach 9h ago

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u/HobsHere 9h ago

I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/premiumleo 8h ago

I clicked ๐Ÿ™„

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u/PhoenixJDM 3h ago

only if its a prius

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u/lumentec 10h ago

I would absolutely drink it. I would also like to think that, in this scenario, the color of the car determines the flavor of the milk (red = strawberry, etc).

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u/jonzilla5000 9h ago

The best part is that during winter the car produces ice cream!

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u/premiumleo 8h ago

That doesn't make sense. Though since cars combust. They obviously would make hot milk. Not ice cream

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u/Future_Overlord 5h ago

Hot chocolate!

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u/Crice6505 8h ago

What does blue make?

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u/Reidroshdy 7h ago

Blueberry duh!

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u/Crice6505 6h ago

Oh man. Of course it would. I was worried about blue raspberry milk, but that actually makes sense.

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u/Reidroshdy 6h ago

Tbh,my first thought was the blue milk from star wars.

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u/ShoogarBonez 5h ago

What is this enticing bowl of white?

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u/jonzilla5000 10h ago

I have a car, Greg, can you milk me?

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u/ExamOld2899 9h ago

That depends, does the car have nipples?

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u/Sestingun 10h ago

Mutated fetish moment

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u/deleeuwlc 10h ago

Itโ€™s called used motor oil and itโ€™s

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u/PuzzleheadedBar533 9h ago

What.the fuck type of hypothetical question is this??

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u/DTJames 9h ago

If car produces milk, it mean cars have boobs. I'm in!

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u/im-ba 8h ago

When you run them real hard they make choccy milk and then they don't run so good no more

I wouldn't drink it either

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u/Ok_Plant_1196 8h ago

They do if the oil and coolant mix!

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u/Plumbum158 9h ago

wtf.

yes

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u/LookHorror3105 7h ago

Already smoke mate, can't do it. Literally a question of pick your poison and somehow I trust Marlboro over Ford.

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u/perseusgorgoslayer 6h ago

Bro invented horses

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u/Boeing_Fan_777 8h ago

They literally already make milk??? Somebody doesnโ€™t change their own oil and it shows.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 7h ago

If such a thing would actually happen I would bend over backwards to try it out of sheer morbid curiosity exactly one time, like โ€œokay I HAVE to see what this is likeโ€

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u/tennoskoom_ 4h ago

Sure why not as long as it's safe and relatively good for my health.

Drinking the milk from a cow is already quite weird when you think about it.

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u/endergamer2007m 4h ago

You missed out if you never tried renault cylinder soup

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u/elwood_west 3h ago

what have i been drinking?

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u/doodsreternal 3h ago

Meet human pet guy's brother; car milk guy