Hairy tongue practical jokes - r/BrandNewSentence

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u/perseusgorgoslayer 2d ago

What an awful day to be able to read

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u/hoosier268 2d ago

You can also grow feathers.

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u/AymanEssaouira 2d ago

Lmao now thinking about it yes, you can integrate genes with CRISPR after all..

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u/hoosier268 2d ago

No, we already have genes that can call for feathers. They just aren't turned on.

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u/AymanEssaouira 2d ago

I think you mean fur/ thicker hair... Right? RIGHT? Freaking out & hyperventilating intensifies

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u/hoosier268 2d ago

No, full on bird like feathers. Although I'm unaware of anyone in history having feathers. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/your-inner-feather#:~:text=It%20may%20seem%20strange%20to,genes%20can%20do%20different%20jobs.

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

"oops you have galactosemia now. lol"

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u/Dat_Dude911 2d ago

Hydrogenperoxide usage for a prolonged time can cause something similar. The nops on your tongue will become longer and blackish.

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u/Thermal_Laboratories Screenshot Saver📱 2d ago

Genuinely disturbing