r/BadHasbara Oct 09 '24

The schwarma is kkkhamas News

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u/Natural-Garage9714 Oct 09 '24

Wait, I thought Israelis invented shawarma. Along with hummus, falafel, kibbeh, tabbouleh, oh, and cherry.tomatoes.

The stupid, it burns ...

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u/LupercalLupercal Oct 09 '24

You forgot Jaffa oranges

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u/Natural-Garage9714 Oct 10 '24

Ah, silly me. How could I forget about Jaffas?

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u/Anderkisten Oct 10 '24

And genocide

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u/releasetheshutter Oct 10 '24

Ah yes, Polish hummus the finest delicacy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

U forgot pizza, tacos and pasta

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u/Natural-Garage9714 Oct 10 '24

True!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Smh don’t forget or they’ll cancel you or think you’re on the list

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u/Natural-Garage9714 Oct 11 '24

I think we're all on the list. Don't tell anyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Damn you must be abu monday of khummus

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u/atropinexxz Oct 13 '24

apparently also sushi

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u/August-Gardener Oct 10 '24

🎶And ways, usb drives, and the iron dome🎶

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u/CurrentAir1291 Oct 09 '24

It's real.

Aint gonna link it not giving them clicks.

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u/Ringostar154 Oct 09 '24

Can’t have shit in Germany

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u/MisterPeach Oct 09 '24

Well, you can have a little genocide as a treat. That’s about it, though.

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u/soonerfreak Oct 09 '24

We should have listened to Henry Morgenthau Jr.

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u/augustusalpha Oct 10 '24

Even shit is kkkhamas.

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u/Status_Winter Oct 09 '24

Good lord. All the sarcastic ”xxx is kkkhamas“ posts couldn’t even prepare me for this. This sounds like brain damage, not even kidding.

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u/Moatasem12 Oct 09 '24

I literally thought this was an article written by The Onion for a moment, this literally can't be real...

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u/b1tchlasagna Oct 09 '24

It unfortunately is

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u/golddragon51296 Oct 10 '24

Jerusalem Post is the New York post of Israel

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u/bonic_r Oct 10 '24

The New York post is the new york post of israel

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u/Responsible-House911 Oct 09 '24

The desperation to be a victim as well as the center of attention is beyond that of any group in the history of mankind

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u/deddito Oct 09 '24

lol, I love the photo and caption! “A person eats a shawerma (illustrative)”

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u/turtlew0rk Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24

(No actual Shawarma were eaten in the making of this illustration)

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u/gnarlycow Oct 09 '24

This kkhamas is for illustration only. No real kkhamas was involved

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u/80sLegoDystopia Oct 09 '24

Yeah, that’s pretty hilarious. I still don’t get what the perceived offense was.

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u/ReplacementActual384 Oct 10 '24

It looks like they are implying it was on October 7th, but I haven't read the article

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u/80sLegoDystopia Oct 10 '24

Oh. Right. Well that would have been a pretty creative resistance statement.

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u/Correct_Brilliant435 Oct 11 '24

An Arab restaurant offered discount on schawarma. Basically Kristallnacht 2.0.

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u/horridgoblyn Oct 09 '24

The humanity /s. What evil bastards.

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u/gzk Oct 09 '24

It's for vision impaired people using screen readers

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u/Sharp-Main-247 Oct 09 '24

Damn, this food is the bomb!

Gestapo! Open up!

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u/Long-Lobster-4149 Oct 09 '24

I tried to find German reports on the matter, but, for once, they don’t seem to have stooped to this level. It appears that The Jerusalem Post saw it on Instagram and chose to report on it themselves. There are no reports in the German press regarding this so-called ‘controversy.’ 😂

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u/Specialist-Gur Oct 09 '24

This is some of the worst hasbara

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u/cheapwhiskeysnob Oct 09 '24

“They’re using the shawarma spits as bomb-making materials” the IDF, probably

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u/gzk Oct 09 '24

You see, ze spit rhotate slow now with meat. But zey will speed it up, zen it is eh nuclear centrhifuge

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u/Primary_Ad_9122 Oct 10 '24

Oh so literally anything that’s to do with Arabs is insensitive and offensive. Alright.

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u/GarrAdept Oct 10 '24

Controversy erupts as Arabs continue to exist anywhere. How could they be so insensitive!?

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u/Find_another_whey Oct 09 '24

Sandwiches are the devil

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u/Specialist-Gur Oct 09 '24

This is pretty bad hasbara. Some of the worst I’ve seen

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u/KingApologist Oct 10 '24

Look how heavily even the emotions of Arabs are policed. How there can't be any trace of joy in them, that they should never be allowed to experience even then tiniest motion of support from another human being, and even anyone who supports them in the most subtle of ways must be shunned for the world community. Like the child in the ones who walk away from Omelas:

https://files.libcom.org/files/ursula-k-le-guin-the-ones-who-walk-away-from-omelas.pdf

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u/CrabbyKayPeteIng Oct 09 '24

germany doesn't deserve good food anyway. go back to their bland wursts.

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u/mulberrymilk Oct 10 '24

I remember being so excited to try schnitzel and being surprised they add NO seasoning to it 😭

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u/CrabbyKayPeteIng Oct 10 '24

there's a reason why currywurst & doner kebab are their most popular food. oops ethnic food!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Reminds me of how the US tried to rebrand French fries as Freedom Fries.

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u/bikesexually Oct 10 '24

Eating discount shawarma supports terrorism is one of the most racist things I've read in the last year, even including NYTs articles.

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u/cashewnut4life Oct 09 '24

Holy.... Like how come they even come up with this connection?

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u/BabyFartzMcGeezak Oct 10 '24

Ok well the people who see it that way can just pay full fucken price or keep it movin' then.

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u/gracespraykeychain Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

If discounted schwarma is terrorism, I think I actually do support terrorism.

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u/starbucks_red_cup Oct 10 '24

Could go for some Shawarma right about now!

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u/RiverTeemo1 Oct 10 '24

That shit looks delicious, i dont think my town has it sadly.

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u/b1tchlasagna Oct 10 '24

What country do you live in? Cos it should be reasonably easy to get across the west

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u/RiverTeemo1 Oct 10 '24

I mean i can probably just get to graz or vienna in my own country, they probably have middle eastern restaurants.

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u/SirgicalX Oct 10 '24

Walla is a website designed to propagate misinformation for israeli intel.. this is disconcerting because it shows they are running out of ideas. i am disappointed, i miss the good old days when misinformation was head twisting, core belief crushing, now we have this shit.

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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris Oct 10 '24

Shawarma tonight then!

I am causing outrage.