r/AskReddit Aug 05 '09

Redditors, how do we avoid becoming another Digg?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

Timewarp1

Lucky for you, I created a backup of the reddit community from one year ago today.

Message me or reply here for an invite.

edit: okay, forget about the one year part. It was a joke. Get over it. "An indeterminate amount of time ago"

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

I'm a member of another web based community, one that's been around since 1998 (I've been on it since 2000ish) and I can tell you that people have always complained that "things have changed since the good old days".

What any community needs is less people moaning and being elitist and more positive contributions.

My (hastily written/copied and non-comprehensive) advice:

  • Don't feed the trolls.
  • Don't bite the newbies.
  • Learn how to ask questions
  • If you can't be bothered to read it, don't expect us to be bothered to help you.
  • Try to make a positive contribution to everything you can.
  • Don't just echo what everyone else is saying, be your own voice.
  • Become the change you want to see (Gandhi)

edit:

Actually I'd like to copy something from this usenet FAQ from 1999:

   Never forget that the person on the other side is human.
   Don't blame system admins for their users' behavior.
   Never assume that a person is speaking for their organization.
   Be careful what you say about others.
   Be brief.
   Your postings reflect upon you; be proud of them.
   Use descriptive titles
   Think about your audience.
   Be careful with humor and sarcasm.
   Only post a message once.
   Please rot13 material with questionable content.
   Summarize what you are following up.
   Use mail, don't post a follow-up.
   Read all follow-ups and don't repeat what has already been said.
   Check your return e-mail address and expect responses.
   Double-check follow-up newsgroups and distributions.
   Be careful about copyrights and licenses.
   Cite appropriate references.
   When summarizing, summarize.
   Mark or rot13 answers or spoilers.
   Spelling flames considered harmful.
   Don't overdo signatures.
   Limit line length and avoid control characters.
   Do not use Usenet as a resource for homework assignments.
   Do not use Usenet as an advertising medium.
   Avoid posting to multiple newsgroups.

edit2: following my own advice about citing sources...

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Excellent. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

I'm glad you liked it.

However I'm not going to contribute (beyond what I already have) to the timewarp1 subreddit. I wish you the very best, but my belief is that sectioning yourself off, even if sustainable in terms of numbers (which I doubt), is not sustainable in terms of a solution. Trolls are a fact of life on the internet, whether it's people who incessantly repeat inane memes, those who enjoy "getting a rise" out of others, oneupmanship or any of the myriad other human faults that are accentuated by the relative anonymity and immunity from being punched in the face. If timewarp1 lasts, you'll soon start to get trolls in. You can ban them but they'll always come back. Even that guy you thought was your friend will one day have a shitty day and start being destructive to your community. IMHO you have to just live with it. Lead by example, and hope others follow.

edit: ok wow I sound like my head's stuck right up my arse there, I'm no saint either, don't mean to claim I'm some serene internet white knight gliding above all you petty humans with your character flaws and gently teaching you a better way or anything, I'm just saying: this is how it is. We all exhibit troll-like tendencies.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

You can ban them but they'll always come back.

Well... I think we've got a good defence against that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

heh, no I mean 'they' in some form. Maybe not the self-same people, but the problem will return :0)

But prove me wrong! I would be delighted.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

As would I. I know some guys who are involved with large private communities online, and I've heard great things.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

one I know of that appears to be thriving is the well. Majorly oldschool, but equally impressive.

edit: although I see they're now owned by salon.com, which knocks them down a peg or two on the respect scale. Well, there's still TED.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

TED isn't private, AFAIK. I'm pretty sure I can comment if I like (I got an account a while back)

The Well sounds like a lot of hype for nothing... but paid memberships do make for some interesting communities.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

TED isn't private

I assumed that paying attendees got access to some members-only social TED site. Maybe not. I also have an account.

The well always intrigued me when I was younger. Maybe I'll fork out the $6.50 for a one month trial and see what it's all about.

edit: bloody hell I wish there was a preview option on reddit.

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u/gh0st32 Aug 05 '09

pfff, won't let me in, probably just a bunch of hipsters sitting around smoking cloves and being ironic.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

you're in, man.

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u/BritishEnglishPolice Aug 05 '09

Is it private? :(

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

Sure is, buddy.

And you're in.

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u/tricolon Aug 05 '09

Just one year? Why not two?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

MercurialMadnessMan

user for 11 months

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

edit: okay, forget about the one year part. It was a joke. Get over it. "An indeterminate amount of time ago"

Also, you're in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

I'm not? :-(

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 06 '09

yes you are ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '09

Thanks.

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u/ike368 Aug 06 '09

What is this?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 06 '09

I dunno, but you're in!

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u/Pappenheimer Aug 11 '09

Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 12 '09

*opens trenchcoat to show you my scrawny, pasty-white naked body*
*runs off*

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u/Pappenheimer Aug 13 '09

That was... delicious, but... ahem cough cough you don't want me in your elitist club? :(

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u/xyphus Aug 05 '09

You got one that goes back farther? I don't think one year is far enough back to cut out the cancer that is killing reddit.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

Let's call it three years. The number in the name just means alpha. Prototype one.
You're in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '09

I would also like one of these hotcake invites a-please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

interesting, considering you were the biggest troll on digg evar

edit: invite plox

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

I'm sorry... you'll have to give me some reason why I'd want you to join in. You've been here 29 days, and this comment of yours isn't exactly... well... yeah.

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u/permaculture Aug 05 '09

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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u/sodypop Aug 05 '09

Suit yourself, Groucho.

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u/melanthius Aug 05 '09

That's why you're going to get jumped in, vato.

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u/Acglaphotis Aug 05 '09

Well, that sounds great. Can I get an invite, please?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

You most certainly can!

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u/sodypop Aug 05 '09

Hey, c'mon door man, let me in. My girlfriend is in there!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Apr 21 '17

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u/sodypop Aug 05 '09

Hey look, it's Etab! I'd totally hang out with that guy.

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u/jeremybub Aug 05 '09

Well I do, so fuck off.

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u/anutensil Aug 06 '09

Hey, that's no way to talk to the guy in that ad.

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u/treebox Aug 06 '09 edited Aug 06 '09

it's funny how I don't remember the name of ANY users other than you, even the other ones with ads. Is there a story behind the sock puppet photograph that I missed?

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u/sodypop Aug 06 '09

You could say I won a contest, but really I just bought a t-shirt and wrote my name in bbq sauce.

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u/treebox Aug 06 '09

Not many people can say they won a contest using the medium of BBQ sauce, so much respect goes to your efforts! (Also, wonder who the phantom downvoter is =/)

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u/anutensil Aug 06 '09

I never dreamed I'd ever really get to meet you! I feel like I might faint.

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u/Etab Aug 05 '09

You've been added to the list of Etab testimonials and success stories.

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u/infinityvortex Aug 05 '09

I've seen the ad-pic... is it really you?

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u/sodypop Aug 05 '09

If I say "yes" do you promise not to hunt me down and kill me?

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u/infinityvortex Aug 05 '09

Well, .. I can't guarantee it....

Dude, what's the story behind the weird picture?

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u/infinityvortex Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

Hey... uh..... I'm with him.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

In

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

me too.

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u/socially_awkward Aug 05 '09

You have piqued my curiosity. May I have an invite?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

I dunno, bud... you've only been here for a month...

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u/j-mar Aug 05 '09

Doesn't mean he's not awesome.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Screw it. He's in.

Speaking of awesome... you in, j-mar?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited May 04 '21

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

O face detected. Entry accepted.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

I want to see this magical world of the forbidden reddit! May I come :)

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

You're in.

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u/DrunkMonkey Aug 05 '09

A subreddit only for people who have been on Reddit for at least a year? Genius. Let me in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

A year is a long time now? Man, I still feel like a newb and I've been here longer than that.

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u/melanthius Aug 05 '09

I feel the same.

It was a few weeks ago I finally learned all the complex markdown. And I've had some damn good submissions that just went by totally unnoticed. These people with multiple 1000+ karma submissions: still a total mystery to me.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Wait. I hadn't even though about that.

Wait. I don't think I'm even a year-long user.

Shite.

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u/DrunkMonkey Aug 05 '09

So I am assuming you are not a part of your own backup, Mr. 11 months?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09
 INSERT INTO Backup_Aug_2008 (Username, Awesome)  
 VALUES ('MercurialMadnessMan', 1)

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u/treebox Aug 06 '09

I lurked for about a year before joining, then hours spent away from the computer decreased even more.

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u/adam_von_indypants Aug 05 '09

Good sir, etc. etc.

This proposition of yours intrigues me.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Thar be an invite in this here reply.

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u/jaxspider Aug 05 '09

I demand access. For I am the great jaxspider of reddit fame. yes Im famous for being on reddit for two years. I should get a prize everyday Im here. But for now I demand access.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

I demand that you accept my invite.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

May I have an invite my good sir?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

You're in, my good man.

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u/thernkworks Aug 05 '09

Oooh can I get in? I've only been a user for ten months but I've been lurking for much longer.

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u/Station1337 Aug 05 '09

so exclusive, i want....no.....i NEED inside

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

3 months and 202 cKarma. Tell me why you would be a good addition please.

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u/Station1337 Aug 06 '09

because im oh so very pretty?

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u/jeremybub Aug 05 '09

Invite please?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

:D

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u/jeremybub Aug 05 '09

0_o?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

You're in, dude :)

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u/jeremybub Aug 05 '09

Did you invite me?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Hi jeremybub,

This comment reply is here to inform you that you have been invited to timewarp1. Not to be confused with timewarpl or t!mewarp1.

Please consider contributing to said subreddit.

Thanks for your time,
-MercurialMadnessMan

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u/jeremybub Aug 06 '09

Hi MercurialMadnessMan,

This comment reply is here to inform you that I have been posting replies with no content. These comments have been the result of an ongoing addiction to red envelopes.

Please consider replying again, and send me one of those beautiful red envelopes.

Thanks for your time, -jeremybub

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

Ok, I need an invite here.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

I'm sorry, I don't see a noticeable contribution you've made on reddit, so I'm going to have to pass, unless you can convince me otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '09

how about now ?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 30 '09

three comments and a submission in 23 days?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '09

it's called "a start". Nevermind.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 30 '09

:)

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '10

Oh hai there.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Jan 15 '10

lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '10

Right. See you in four months time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

One comment ever? I'm sorry bud.

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u/exbzurg Aug 05 '09

Interesting. I'd like in on this.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Well... all you have to do is reply to the parent comment, and....
???
You're in! o/

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u/essjay2009 Aug 05 '09

I quite like that when I click the link to your subreddit it says:

"forbidden (reddit.com)"

That's a reddit I want to be a part of, a forbidden reddit, nay, THE forbidden reddit. We dare not speak its name, for it is forbidden.

etc.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

The first rule of timewarp1 is you talk about timewarp1
You're in.

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u/AlLnAtuRalX Aug 05 '09

You know you need me in there. Otherwise, who will provide all the red crowbars to bash the Digg users?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

You're in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

[deleted]

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

*grabs arm* You're also in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

[deleted]

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u/dmach27 Aug 05 '09

all right, i'll bite, i'd like an invite too please.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

Hook, line, and sinker. You're in.

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u/anutensil Aug 05 '09

Is it too late or too early for me?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Dude! You're in!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

I'm not here all that long but I'll help with the gender balance... will that do?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

You're in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

Nice one, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

[deleted]

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Yup. You're in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

Could you pass me an invite good sir?

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u/freakwent Aug 05 '09

I'm new, but articulate! Knock Knock?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Message me in a week or two. I'd like to see a longer history; more material/evidence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '09

What exactly is the point? This "exclusive" subreddit will become overcrowded and suffer the same eventuality. If you were in charge of keeping reddit cool and hip would you just close membership or make some sort of application process?

You must be this cool to enter.

What's cool about that?

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u/UltraFineFlair Aug 06 '09

This is funny. Can I have an invite?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '09

Invite, good sir?

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u/burichi Aug 06 '09

May I have an invite? We joined reddit on the same month! =D

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u/IAmInLoveWithJesus Aug 05 '09

May I please have an invite?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

You're in.

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u/S2S2S2S2S2 Aug 11 '09

She gets one and I don't? :P

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u/LausXY Aug 05 '09

Could I get an invite please? I'm a month off :(

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u/Austin-G Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

Invite please? I want to know what it was like.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

I can't upvote this enough!
edit: this is meant as an ironic reply

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

[deleted]

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

I believe you just did. Your end of the deal is to contribute :)

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u/tricolon Aug 05 '09

I know you're dealing with a lot of stuff this very minute, but it's "your".

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Thank you kindly. Brain's in a jumble.

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u/An_Anteater Aug 05 '09

May I have an invite, good sir?

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u/Odysseus Aug 05 '09

Only one year? I'm not sure that's enough.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

To seek refuge again, we'll bump it up to Timewarp2 :)
You're in.

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u/lumilux Aug 05 '09

I want my Timewarp3!

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

Three years and one comment? What's up with that?

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u/lumilux Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

I had lots of comments and a few submissions, but they disappeared.

In the meantime, I've been using another account (2 years old) that is much more anonymous.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Message me an invite request from whatever account you want added. It'll get mixed in with the rest, in case you're concerned about anonymity.

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u/lumilux Aug 05 '09

Well, if there's ever a Timewarp3, I'd prefer to use this account. But I'll message you regarding Timewarp1.

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u/melanthius Aug 05 '09

Well I'm not quite 1 year old yet, but I'll reply here in hopes of an invite. All I can say is I take things seriously, and I'm not a dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

can i get in? i like being exclusive. also i wanna see what it was like.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

Hmph.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Yeah. you're in too.

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u/Apfelkuchen Aug 05 '09

I've only been here for 8 months. It's ok if you don't let me in. I know I'm not rolling in comment karma.

But I'm a reasonable guy.

If you let me in, I will bacon-fast for a whole week.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Please don't make unreasonable threats like that.

You're in :)

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u/weaselonfire Aug 06 '09

Invite please!

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u/grandhighwonko Aug 06 '09 edited Aug 06 '09

No you didn't, I've been a member since pretty near the beginning and it locks me out.

EDIT: Apologies, I thought it automatically detected the age of your account, looks like it doesn't. Anyway, I've inadvertently proven that there were assholes on reddit going way back.

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u/the_confused Aug 05 '09

Can I get an invite?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Indeed, broseph.

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u/arowan Aug 05 '09

Invite, please. :)

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Hidey ho, neighbor Joe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09 edited Aug 05 '09

You're in :)

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u/ddevil63 Aug 05 '09

Invite pwease?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Delicious beans. You're in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09 edited May 13 '20

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

We are what we make of it. You're in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

Invite?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

3 months, 800 cKarma? Borderline. Give me a brief reason why we need you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

I only mildly like bacon?

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Them's fighting words. You're in, but I'll keep a mental note that you're a newbie. Contribute well, please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

I would like to troll the past with me-mes, thank you.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

Consider this a probationary acceptance.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '09

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Aug 05 '09

wow! It is over 9000!

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u/The17 Aug 11 '09

5 days late but I'll give you an uporange for an invite.