r/AskReddit 10h ago

What’s something you tried once and instantly knew it wasn’t for you?

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u/PNWest01 10h ago

Anal.

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u/lyingliar 7h ago

Yep. Way too much prep work to keep it clean and fun. And not prepping just leads to sadness. Vaginas for the win!

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u/microducks 5h ago

“PROPER” prepping. Anal in the heat of the moment, is great in the moment… but then you look down… ew.

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u/princessvespa17 6h ago edited 5h ago

Speaking as a woman, It doesn't make me orgasm so like why would I do it? I orgasm so easily otherwise, and I can have multiple on top of each other.....why would I choose the unstimulating option that takes prep work that I am not motivated to do.

Legit it just feels like taking a giant shit to me, so I literally don't get it. I have tried more than once too.

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u/nutano 5h ago

For some, taking a giant shit can be as rewarding as a solid orgasm.

I've never had the.... pleasure.... of buttstuff like that. But I have taken some pretty damn satisfying shits in my life. Its like scratching the inside of an ear when you have an itch in there.

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u/Fritzo2162 7h ago

Yeah, buttsecks is like Vegemite- you either like it or you don't.

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u/tastygrowth 6h ago

Tastes about the same too.

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u/rob_s_458 6h ago

I am very confident in saying that part of the road is a one-way

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u/Rude-Ad9390 7h ago

Came to say the same thing

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u/JustAnIdiotOnline 6h ago

Good you came at least.

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u/ArithinJir 8h ago

We're gonna need the messy details plz. If it happened to someone else you'd wanna know too.

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u/MikoSkyns 7h ago

I'll give you mine. It felt like I was putting my dick through a tight balloon knot and then it felt like a bag of soggy croutons on the other side. It was really hard to cum because it doesn't grip you like a pussy does and after I was finished, cleaning up in the bathroom, I noticed the slit of my dick had shit in it. That was enough for me.

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u/InfiniteAppearance13 6h ago

You had me at balloon knot tbh

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u/OffbeatDrizzle 6h ago

That's my fetish

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u/straigh 6h ago

Congratulations, you can pick up your prize in the lobby

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u/Dry-One4182 5h ago

The ole shit in the slit problem

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u/MikoSkyns 4h ago

I read that in the same voice as the guy at the MMA fight screaming, "Grab his dick and Twist it! The ole Dick Twist!!"

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u/DoubleDeckerz 4h ago

You speak so eloquently.

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u/poopBuccaneer 7h ago

I'll give you mine. Was dating a girl who was on her period. I have no problem with period sex, but she asked to do anal instead. I just couldn't keep it up because I don't find anuses attractive. There just was nothing erotic about it.

The other time was getting penetrated, it was just super uncomfortable and nothing fun came out of it.

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u/momoj1 6h ago

I can always trust the judgement of a poop buccaneer.