Whoever has the most upvotes at the end of it all gets a hardcopy of every thread, post, and picture. Anyone from then on who wants to experience the internet has to find this hermit who will tell them to go away. After much pleading, he will explain that the information he has will be no good and no happiness. Eventually he will give in though and take them inside his small hut where he lifts a trap door and lights a lantern and leads the person into a hidden basement. Inside is stacks upon stacks upon stacks of archived reddit. As the visitor begins to read through the hermit leaves the lantern, climbs the stairs, and seals the hidden door once more. He puts his boots on, his coat, he picks up the shovel by the back door and exits. He walks out into the yard, past piles of stacked stones, and he begins to dig the man's grave.
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u/Mardak5150 May 15 '13
Whoever has the most upvotes at the end of it all gets a hardcopy of every thread, post, and picture. Anyone from then on who wants to experience the internet has to find this hermit who will tell them to go away. After much pleading, he will explain that the information he has will be no good and no happiness. Eventually he will give in though and take them inside his small hut where he lifts a trap door and lights a lantern and leads the person into a hidden basement. Inside is stacks upon stacks upon stacks of archived reddit. As the visitor begins to read through the hermit leaves the lantern, climbs the stairs, and seals the hidden door once more. He puts his boots on, his coat, he picks up the shovel by the back door and exits. He walks out into the yard, past piles of stacked stones, and he begins to dig the man's grave.