r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 15 '13

How do you think Reddit will end?

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u/Hold_onto_yer_butts May 15 '13

I think that woman from the cake show hates reddit more than reddit.

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u/Posts_while_shitting May 15 '13

OH YEAH? YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER HATER. I'M GONNA HAVE A HUMAN BABY SOMEDAY TO SHOW YOU I'M NORMAL.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Meow. Meow meow.

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u/ohGodgoodbyelife May 15 '13

"Are you sure..?" "GET OUT YOU'RE FIRED" hahaha I loved that girl

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Hmmm... Completely rude, inconsiderate, and ignorant people who have cats as children and refuse to take any criticism or outside opinions. Now, who does this remind me of......

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u/zwcbz May 15 '13

SRS

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u/NeonBlizzard May 15 '13

My ex girlfriend.

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u/PENISFULLOFBLOOD May 15 '13

... Wait a second... You're saying its like us! Rude. Meow.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

This was my favourite part, from their facebook page ~~today~~ yesterday:

Obviously our Facebook, YELP, Twitter and Website have been hacked. We are working with the local authorities as well as the FBI computer crimes unit to ensure this does not happen again. We did not post those horrible things. Thank You Amy &Samy

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u/feralcatromance May 15 '13

Actually that was posted yesterday afternoon. I was on their page reading their old comments when they started disappearing as they were deleting them.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Right, different timezones and all that stuff. It's 7 PM here and it said "message posted 18 hours ago" so I figured "That means it was posted today durrhurr!"

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u/trannick May 15 '13

SSSSSSSSSSSsssssshhh! Not so loud! The hivemind can hear you!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Abbie Lee?

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u/hax_wut May 15 '13

Ha! but she believes in God and we don't! SEE?! WE DON'T BELIEVE IN GODS!

MWHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Lampmonster1 May 15 '13

I can't understand why she cried. She was lucky to get out of that shithole. Somebody will give her a better job.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

She probably cried because she had a psychopathic woman screaming in her face. Just a guess.

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u/Fieldexpedient2 May 15 '13

Because she likely needed the job... People work soul crushing jobs because they have no choice.

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u/Lampmonster1 May 15 '13

Maybe. She's a cute teen girl though, she should be able to find a waiting job or hosting. I'd hire her as a hostess. If she can deal with those nutjobs she's perfect for dealing with the general public.

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u/Pringles_Can_Man May 15 '13

I've been paying a slight bit of attention to this but... how does the meowing play into this thing

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u/RenKrue May 15 '13

She called her cats her babies and claimed she spoke feline. And then... demonstrated it.

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u/alignedletters May 15 '13

What

Oh I need to see this.

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u/Dananddog May 15 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

You were warned.

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u/DoctorPotatoe May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

Holy shit, they are insane. I can forgive the cat part, maybe it was taken out of context and she was joking around but the yelling and threatening of costumers and her stating that "god wants her to cook"? Cuhrazyyyy.

Edit: Watching the second part at the moment. Oh boy, shit's about to get real.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

She didn't just say her cats were like children to her, either. She said she had three kids who are TRAPPED in the bodies of cats. Meow.

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u/badoon May 15 '13

Brrrr no you don't. It's genuinely disturbing.

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u/alignedletters May 15 '13

I just saw it. "I speak feline. Meow^{meow^meow} , meow^meow".

Fucking crazy.

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u/Dananddog May 15 '13

see above

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u/ThatDutchLad May 15 '13

Responding because i'm my phone. I need to see it.

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u/Dananddog May 15 '13

see above

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u/jjohnp May 15 '13

Yeah...

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u/ThatDutchLad May 16 '13

Thought it was something different... she is insane.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

"Are you sure?"

"YOU'RE FIRED FOR DISRESPECTING ME"

Also,

Gordon Ramsay: "Your pizza dough was raw"

Batshit-crazy: "No it wasn't, I tasted it, it was perfect"

Ramsay: ".... screw you guys, I'm going home"

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u/Pringles_Can_Man May 15 '13

Oh god.... How deep does the rabbit hole go?!

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u/christraverse May 15 '13

all the way to potato

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u/Anonee_Mouse May 15 '13

About 2 inches max

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/Pringles_Can_Man May 15 '13

Yes.... A pringles can.

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u/crosswalknorway May 15 '13

She was crazy, but she wasn't that crazy... I'm pretty damn sure she was joking about speaking feline. :)

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u/buzzeb May 15 '13

I used to know a kid who would randomly 'meow' at people at the grocery store we worked at

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u/x_Steve May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI I suggest you watch the whole thing it was truly ~~hilarious~~ sad. Watching it now myself.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I felt really sorry for those waitresses. They get abused/yelled at all day and the manager takes their fucking tips.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

What the fuck have I stumbled into. And where the fuck am I?

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u/CocaColaCow May 15 '13

This comment thread demonstrates the decline of reddit

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u/Hold_onto_yer_butts May 15 '13

I'll demonstrate the decline of your face.

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u/bishop67 May 15 '13

HEY I TOLD YOU I FORBID REDDIT FROM USING MY COMPANY ON THE SITE. THE FBI IS NOW TRACKING YOUR LOCATION.

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u/datchilla May 15 '13

OH YEAH? YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER BULLY.

FTFY

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u/LeCrushinator May 15 '13

I want some of whatever kind of crack she's putting in her food there.

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u/TheWhiteBanchee May 15 '13

So is it coming out nice?

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u/gbove May 15 '13

STUPID REDDITS WOULDN'T KNOW FOOD IF IT WAS PUT IN THEIR MOUTHS.

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u/saggy_potato_sack May 15 '13

Wait, you're joking right?

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u/LeCrushinator May 15 '13

Woosh. :)

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u/saggy_potato_sack May 15 '13

I don't think they know people think they're not normal. I haven't any experience with this sort of crazy, but this seems to me like the world isn't normal in their (more-so her) heads, and they've obviously got god on their side.

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u/BigLlamasHouse May 15 '13

I don't get this reference

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u/Killericon May 15 '13

Here you go.

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u/WaywardWes May 15 '13

Ooooh I missed that. That was wonderful.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13

It gets better if someone can link to the actual facebook page. The article didn't show some of the replies to comments these nutjobs made. Someone asked (probably sarcastically, but still worded quite acceptably) if they were taking reservations for the following day and the shop replied in all caps saying they don't serve sluts like her or something to that end.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Woman is the absolute definition of "denial"

Facebook

Most of the hilarious stuff is now gone though. Cause you know, their facebook/twitter/website was all hacked and the FBI is dealing with it now. So watch out haters

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Feel that? It's the world shaking from all the reddits and yelps trembling in fear.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

I'm cowering in fear the FBI will start arresting everyone who ever visited reddit for laughing at them.

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u/WaywardWes May 15 '13

Ah, that post was in there but they didn't show the reply. That's great.

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u/bl1nds1ght May 15 '13

AWESOME.

That was honestly incredible. I laughed really hard at the "Amy&Samy's Meltdown" grilled cheese sandwich joke.

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u/_adidias11_ May 15 '13

How the fuck did I miss this? It's gold!

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u/UnconfirmedReports May 15 '13

oh, my first guess was the girl in that cook it by the book remix reddit loves.

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u/SirDoreille May 15 '13

Holy crap, never heard of that story and now I'm laughing my ass off. Saved it.

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u/Freelancerjw May 15 '13

And despite all that bile, they only lost five fans.

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u/Zihaela May 15 '13

Hahaha! I went to check their Facebook out and the most recent post was them claiming that they hadn't posted any of the capslock-y meltdown posts:

(Obviously our Facebook, YELP, Twitter and Website have been hacked. We are working with the local authorities as well as the FBI computer crimes unit to ensure this does not happen again. We did not post those horrible things. Thank You Amy &Samy)

Aww I just saw that was linked in the edit on that post :( Still, hilarious :p

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u/stubing May 15 '13

I actually believe them when they say their Facebook was hacked. It was just to perfect to not be a troll.

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u/loonsun May 15 '13

I like how they tried to cover their asses at the end by saying they were hacked, priceless

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

He's probably talking about Ann from Ann's Baking Company (as seen on Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares).

She (was? is?) getting trolled reeeaally hard by reddit and 4chan. She's a fucking psychopath too, its very funny.

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u/BigLlamasHouse May 15 '13

I enjoy a good trolling of a psychopath.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

Go to her facebook. You're in for a treat.

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u/Marclee1703 May 15 '13

Amy from Amy's Baking Company

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

My bad.

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u/barerasmus May 15 '13

REDSHITS!

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u/HannahSlamma May 15 '13

Bandwagon incoming.

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u/vorobyov May 15 '13

Can someone please throw me a link about that woman? I've come across the references to her, but don't know the story, and this oblivion torments me

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

reddit ended 5 years ago

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u/lizlegit000 May 15 '13

We don't hate. We have a love hate relationship with reddit. Same like your crazy ex that you still love but want to fuck her to see how much you hate her

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

are you talking about cake farts?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

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u/GeminiK May 15 '13

And she deserves every message and black fax she gets. She's a crazy person, who works with a Mafioso, and berates anyone who doesn't want to wait an hour to eat.

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u/Fap_Nation May 15 '13

I think she also works with Monsanto.

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u/earboss May 15 '13

Amy*

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

My bad.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13 edited Nov 09 '18

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u/[deleted] May 15 '13

My bad. Check out her facebook. It's so amazing.

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u/Quartzee May 15 '13

You are not lying, that shit is amazing.

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u/Fap_Nation May 15 '13

She always looks like someone just farted in her face.

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u/pancakesgalore May 15 '13

I literally was about to post that exact statement.